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Police should have to carry professional insurance just like doctors carry malpractice insurance.

Change my mind.

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Thank you for subscribing to Beef Stroganoff Facts!

Did you know that beef stroganoff is named after one of the members of the influential Stroganov family? A legend attributes its invention to French chefs working for the family, but several researchers point out that the recipe is a refined version of older Russian dishes.

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What do you call a cow when it’s masturbating?

Beef strokin’ off.

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Thank you for being a valued Beef Stroganoff Facts subscriber!

Did you know that after the fall of Tsarist Russia, the recipe was popularly served in the hotels and restaurants of China before the start of World War II? Russian and Chinese immigrants, as well as US servicemen stationed in pre-Communist China, brought several variants of the dish to the United States, which may account for its popularity during the 1950s. It came to Hong Kong in the late fifties, with Russian restaurants and hotels serving the dish with rice but not sour cream.

The loss of dark skies is so painful, astronomers coined a new term for it (www.space.com)

Given the harmful effects of light pollution, a pair of astronomers has coined a new term to help focus efforts to combat it. Their term, as reported in a brief paper in the preprint database arXiv and a letter to the journal Science, is “noctalgia.” In general, it means “sky grief,” and it captures the collective pain...

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I think it’s quite nihilistic to just accept that there’s no going back to a better night sky as if too many lights being kept on a night is an insurmountable problem.

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I heard that motherfucker had, like… thirty goddamn dicks.

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I tried to install Linux on an old pair of Nikes and I have never once gotten Bluetooth to work.

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Good luck! I’m behind 7 proxies!

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This was posted on 4chan, I’m sure the OP already has a collection of piss bottles in his room.

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I’m sure Republicans look at this situation with the same level of concern as all the made up Democrat pedophile grooming they won’t stop ranting about.

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People need to “lighten the fuck up” about rape?!

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Isn’t that exactly what Facebook did with Threads?

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Gotta have something to say in stand-up the next morning, otherwise your PM will assign you another task.

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Well they’re certainly not a video game streaming hobbyist.

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I can write software well enough that my bullshitting skills will bridge the gap to convincing the powers that be that I’m useful.

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It may be one of those fonts that’s supposed to help with dyslexia or whatever. Because unless it’s serving some functional purpose I can’t imagine why you’d want your phone looking like you’re halfway through your sixth drink of the night.

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his bankruptcy case

The fact that he can simultaneously have a bankruptcy case and spend nearly six figures in a single month is absolutely infuriating.

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This is all in very poor taste, but I’m not gonna lose my head over some Lemmy comments.

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Wasn’t the first iteration of the matrix a perfect utopia that blew up because the human mind ended up rejecting its programming?

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You could also cross out either black or woman from that sentence and it will still ring true for him. Take your pick.

Flying into a car dependent city be like (lemmy.ml)

“Welcome to Town, USA! Please stay seated till the aircraft has parked at the gate, the temperature outside is 69 Freedom Degrees, the local time is 6:19 PM so good luck leaving the airport with any amount of haste and no there isn’t an air-rail link, we thank you for flying with us, enjoy spending almost as much time in...

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This is actually a really fun and cool image

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Me: ChatGPT, please find and install the necessary packages for Thunderbird

ChatGPT: Say no more, fam. sudo rm -rf/*

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Imagine buying groceries with bitcoin and having to wait 15 minutes at the register for enough confirmations to post on the block chain, only to realize that if you had gone to the store 15 minutes later your groceries would have cost $8 less due to the constantly changing value of your currency.

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Notice that the comment you’re responding to specifically qualifies him as the dumbest person in the Senate. There’s a lot more competition for “dumbest member of Congress” in the house. Boebert is still a representative (for now at least), after all.

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The difference is that Raphael Cruz is a Princeton and Harvard educated attorney who understands that he’s unloading bullshit as part of a political grift. Boebert barely got her G.E.D. and truly believes every idiotic word that comes out of her mouth.

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I just take a different, more affordable kind of trip 🍄

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Interest based ads that everyone who has connected to the same wifi as you will now see.

My PiHole would beg to differ.

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He has many cousins, but he’s the only child of the King and Queen of all Cosmos.

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Please drink verification can

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Fun fact: The hot dog soda combo has been $1.50 since 1985. At one point the CEO wanted to raise the price of the hot dog and soda combo and the founder straight up told him “if you raise the effing hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out.”

www.snopes.com/…/costco-founder-kill-hotdogs/

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Withholding meals as punishment was one example I saw in a different article.

The GDP gap between Europe and the United States is now 80% (www.lemonde.fr)

It was early this summer, before Americans started crossing the Atlantic to savor the sweetness of European life. Prices are very much affordable for them there, and the Wall Street Journal gave the reason as being Europe’s inexorable impoverishment: “Europeans are facing a new economic reality, one they haven’t...

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Is it really though? It’s not like their quality of life is actually improving with more money (at this point they have access to whatever they want, how could it improve any more no matter how much they leech from the rest of society). They’re just perpetually trying to make their capitalist “score” go higher and higher in a desperate attempt to fill the gargantuan black hole that exists where their empathy should be.

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A small sample of a color. Paint stores, for example, have color swatches that are small squares of paper in the colors they offer so you can bring them home and see how they look in the room you’re painting before making a purchase. In this case, it’s a fake nail in the color of the polish so you can see what your hand would look like with a nail that color before buying it.

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We Love Katamari is probably the best in the series IMO. Beautiful Katamari was later released for the 360, but felt much shorter and really didn’t add much. A lot of the content in that one was locked behind DLC, too.

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Obsidian is actually fairly soft. Minecraft lied to you.

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Still beats paying a quarter million to be killed in the violent implosion of a submersible pressure cooker.

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The virgin official app: NOOOOO!!! YOU NEED TO PAY A SUBSCRIPTION TO AVOID SEEING ALL THESE ADS DISGUISED AS POSTS!

The chad third party app: Hey man this whole thing is maintained by one dude so I gotta show a banner ad every now and again. I know that sucks so I’ll stop if you wanna make a one time donation of a buck or two.

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brave browser

Weird way to spell Firefox

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Before buying a Bethesda game, wait a few months so the modders can fix it.

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💩

Good lord

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THE SQUEEZE HASN’T SQUOZE! 😭

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/r/pics

“After getting out of prison for a crime I didn’t commit, I was going to live with my grandpa. But he died of cancer right as I arrived and I was forced to live on the streets. One day during a freezing rain, a kind woman offered me a free house and these two $20 bills. Just goes to show that life is okay sometimes, hang in there people!”

500,000,000 upvotes, dozens of paid Reddit awards

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Google “collective bargaining”

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Except for that one guy who refuses to move away from IRC

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Nothing, it’s from this relevant xkcd

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That’s not an elevator, it’s the entrance to a movie theater.

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Getting it done quick and then relaxing only attracts attention and criticism, and as mentioned

The trick is getting your task done quickly and then pretend to still be working on it while actually doing nothing.

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These days I run Mint on my desktop/laptop and Ubuntu on servers. Does this make me weak?

It makes you a king because you use what’s best for you.

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