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If it’s a gas station franchise I’m not too concerned. If it’s an international Fortune 500 insurance company I’m starting to worry.

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“Hey, kid! Why don’t you go catch some Pokemon while your mom and I talk?”

“How many should I catch?”

“Why don’t you just start with every single one that exists?”

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Vitamin P is stored in the balls

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It keeps their grind strong. /s

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“This incident has been reported.”

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A lot of wallstreetbets people lost a ton of money in the pump and dump. It was a bloodbath & beyond.

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The propaganda probably doesn’t help much.

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The modders will figure that part out.

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Remember when there was a boat full of migrants that sank around the same time and nobody in power gave half a shit about it even though it would’ve been way easier to locate and rescue those people?

superduperenigma,

Why’d he get rid of it? Obviously it wasn’t obsolete.

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You’re Squidward, he’s Squidward, he’s Squidward, I’M SQUIDWARD! Are there any other Squidwards around here I should know about?

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I love when people are like “if you get a windfall of money you’ll probably go bankrupt. Look at the statistics from lottery winners, 70% of them end up broke.”

Ah yes, a subset of the population whose only common traits are that they gamble and make objectively terrible financial decisions. Obviously this group should be the benchmark for the financial literacy and money management of the general population.

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Not all states allow you to collect winnings anonymously. I doubt your relatives are actively monitoring lottery winners, but there may be some sleazy, ambulance chasing lawyers that do and would “preemptively” reach out to family and friends to let them know they’re happy to represent them if they “just so happen” to suffer any damages from you.

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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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Can’t believe the homies left NVidia to fend for itself. Can’t have shit in TranZit. 😭😭😭

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With a big iron on his hiiiiiiiiiiiip

superduperenigma,

Yeah I think the devs accidentally included the file for Johnny Guitar twice. So if it feels like it’s playing twice as often as any other song, it’s because it is.

superduperenigma,

Hello, this is your Amazon delivery driver. I’m having trouble locating your bunker address. Please send me the exact coordinates of your bunker so I can deliver this PS5 to you.

I promise not to change the locks on your bunker.

superduperenigma,

If God doesn’t exist then who’s living inside the fax machine sending my documents all over the place?

superduperenigma,

Honestly if you’re insulted that somebody is making a harmless joke at the expense of your country’s flag you need to lighten up.

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“Yeah so basically we’re gonna need to to get fully undressed and ride this dude’s dick while this second girl watches. What? Porn? No, of course not! This is just a stock photo!”

superduperenigma,

Millennials have killed the cannibalism industry 🤬

superduperenigma,

For years YouTube allowed content creators to post videos without any ability to monetize, and they harvested your data and sold it while they did.

Let me preface this by saying fuck YouTube. But they were losing money on YouTube during this time on purpose. They weren’t actually making enough money to run the site by selling data alone. Their long game was to starve out any potential competition because they knew nobody else had enough capital to just give the same product away for free. The plan worked, hence their monopoly on Internet video hosting. Ever since they’ve been introducing more and more shitty limitations, ads, and anti consumer bullshit simply because they can. Google’s monopolies really need to be broken up. Let me end this by saying fuck YouTube, and fuck Google, too.

superduperenigma,

The Internet is a great resource for digital humor.

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firefox_logo

Scroll down to the “Transition to overarching identity and simplicity (2018–present)” section under history.

superduperenigma,

No need to block out the username, we know it’s powermod.

superduperenigma,

What if I plug a charger into my phone? Or does it need to be connected to a RJ11 phone line?

superduperenigma,

Can’t wait to see if anyone claps back.

superduperenigma,

Reminds me of another good joke:

I got a job at Comcast and completed training so I could fix my own cable because it was faster than being on hold with customer service.

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Go away, I’m ‘batin’

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Project manager: “Absolutely the developers can implement it!”

The developers: 😑😑😑

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The deals aren’t really deals. Price increases just to “lower” the price for a faux sale.

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Storage is super cheap these days. Just buy an extra hard drive for Windows and boot into that on the rare occasion you truly need to use Windows. Or just use a VM.

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Windows has a bad habit of fucking up Linux boot partitions when it updates, so proceed with caution if you decide to keep them on one disk.

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That’s great for you. Doesn’t mean the issue doesn’t exist, though.

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Nextel. My uncle worked in construction and had one. Chirp chirp.

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And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it’d be interesting to check that, so that you’re going to have to use medical doctors with, but it sounds interesting to me.

superduperenigma,

Reads comic.

Goes back to count how many words are in the comic.

Goodbye Youtube and thanks for all the fish (infosec.pub)

Youtube let the other shoe drop in their end-stage enshittification this week. Last month, they required you to turn on Youtube History to view the feed of youtube videos recommendations. That seems reasonable, so I did it. But I delete my history every 1 week instead of every 3 months. So they don’t get much from my choices....

superduperenigma,

Last month, they required you to turn on Youtube History to view the feed of youtube videos recommendations

I see this as an absolute win!

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It was the best of times it was the blurst of times

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Sounds like they’re not in the lake of fire then, considering nothing in revelations has come to pass.

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