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superduperenigma,

Cardi B is the artist who made W.A.P. Megan Thee Stallion was just a guest feature on the song.

superduperenigma,

Don’t even get me started on the lack of niche porn subreddits.

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especially in a transactional manner they could get fired for.

Good luck proving it, it’s not like they took a screenshot of their profile and messages and posted it on the Internet for the entire world to see… Oh wait.

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Holy shit Ness is Mr Beast confirmed???

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Better safe than sorry

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Poggers

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I can still remember the overall plot

I could remember the overall plot the first time I watched Disney’s Pocahontus 14 years before Avatar came out.

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“It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.”

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Looks like if instead of fighting Andross at the end of Starfox 64 you fought a giant Grinch face

“Only I have the brains to rule Whoville!”

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pornlemmy.com

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Man he really does have a bizarrely box-shaped body.

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This is by design. All reddit wants is engagement, they don’t care about discussions, quality, etc as long as people are scrolling away on their app (emphasis on their app, considering what they did to 3rd party apps). They’re obviously going to say “look at how big the number got on this post! You should be super proud of yourself!” They want people to feel that slight dopamine hit so they can chase the next hit by creating even more inane content to keep even more people on the app to maximize the amount of eyeballs looking at ads. Everything they do is about the IPO.

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Time to make the switch to TempleOS.

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I feel like that just draws an unnecessary amount of attention to the fact that you’re dining alone. Nothing wrong with dining alone, but I’d feel awkward if the staff were trying to “cover up” the fact that I’m alone.

superduperenigma,

Nothing pisses me off more than googling some issue I’m having on my computer and all of the results are articles that have a bunch of useless steps to try (that I’ve already tried) followed by a suggestion to download their software.

Fuck you, drivereasy.

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Is that the font from Earthbound?

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FYI, MrLovenstein is also on Mastodon.

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Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is. For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

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🌧️⛈️🌧️😭🌧️⛈️🌧️

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Bigbone, KY is home to a nice state park called Big Bone Lick.

superduperenigma,

Did you just not read the post?

I know what “AF” means

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Even worse: when they drive slower than you but take it personally when you try to pass them and speed up only to slow down 30 seconds later.

superduperenigma,

Wouldn’t it be better to use all that obsidian to build nether portals so we can build a public transit system on the bedrock roof?

superduperenigma,

Considering it’s from peta, there’s roughly a 100% chance it’s just total bullshit.

superduperenigma,

Red solo cup

You fill me up

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You start lefting a comment

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You dropped this:

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

superduperenigma,

Chrome doesn’t “leak” your data to Google, it intentionally sends it directly to them. That’s like saying my toilet “leaks” human waste into the sewage system.

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As far as Minecraft is concerned, it’s 100% easier on Java Edition. The cross platform Bedrock Edition is an absolute mess.

superduperenigma,

When I was a kid I pressed the “return coin” button on a vending machine at a rest stop and 50¢ came out. Gotta check every single vending machine now.

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You know what? I’m just gonna say it.

“Big Iron” absolutely slaps, but the entire Gunfighter Ballads and Trail Songs album is a non-stop parade of bangers.

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Every

Villain

Is

Lemons

Otherwise known as… E.V.I.L.!!!

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The difference is that you “have” a Tumblr account and a page/blog to go with it.

4chan is, by design, an anonymous website. You need no account to post, so you don’t “have” anything.

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I’m down to invade Nestle at any moment.

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I’ll take a uhhh… Reddit bad meme!

How original.

With “Fuck Spez” as the title!

Daring today, aren’t we?

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It’s the employee surveillance line. If they ever need to let you go they’ll just dig around in your file to find a good reason. Never trust someone on your employer’s payroll to be in your corner over theirs.

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Hear me out.

Put an oversized hoodie on the one on the left. But also invite the one on the right because they’re both cute af.

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Honestly your whole argument is very reminiscent of people in the early 2000s using the word “gay” synonymously with “bad” and insisting it’s not only inoffensive to gay people but that anyone who thinks otherwise is the real homophobe.

The whole “big/small dick energy” things is inherently rooted in body shaming for reasons that have already been pointed out. It doesn’t matter that you didn’t mean it in that way or that you’re trying to flip the script by saying your energy doesn’t necessarily reflect or corporate to your penis size.

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Photoshop? I get my paycheck direct deposited and access the paystub via workday. I can just straight up use developer tools to make my pay whatever it needs to be (on paper, at least).

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I’m an elite hacker and I grabbed your IP address from this post. It’s 192.168.0.1 just so you know I’m not bluffing.

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Because people will pre-order games to the point that it’s made a healthy profit even before it’s even released. Consumers vote with their wallet and for some reason gamers just constantly choose to show publishers that shoddy, half-assed products are good enough for them.

superduperenigma,

Okay, hot shot. If you’re so good with presidential names then riddle me this: what’s Obama’s last name?

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Hey Jack, that’s just a bunch of malarkey. I’m the real Joe Bidden and I’ll give you a presidential pardon for the crime of your choice. All you need to do is DM me with your parent’s credit card number, expiration date, and security code.

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Wrong! It’s Care! Obama Care!

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𓁲 𓁆 𓀻

𓁇 𓁅 𓀣 𓀿

superduperenigma,

Ah, so just straight up glorifying insurrection. About as deranged as I had imagined.

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