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Godric,

Just type a litany of slurs, but that might get you banned first.

Godric,

A Midwestern (several years behind the zeitgeist) Gen Z enjoying the best of both worlds:

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  1. Term Limits (Goodbye family-connected people who haven’t done shit in 20 years)
  2. Church Is Now a Library (Goodbye assholes who expelled my friend’s fiance for cohabitation, while the minister cohabitated with his girlfriend)
  3. Anticorruption (Certain people on the council rent their properties/sell things to the town at “market rates”)
Godric,

The desire to not piss off any political group while designating who the rebels are. Same reason they never identified the enemy in the new Top Gun; they’re chickens.

Godric,

World of Goo goes hard, I many fond memories of playing this on the Wii with my Dad.

Godric,

It’s clearly pronounced “Sax-o-fender”, idk what the issue is

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Crazy, I’m watching that show right now

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Idk if it’s mainstream or not, but I really like Winona Fighter. Good angry punk rock.

Godric,

Not trying to shit on you or anything, but that’s a tremendously sad and cynical way to view memes :(

Godric,

Broke: Dragons suffering as the wrong gender forever

Woke: Knights of the Hormone

Bespoke: Bribing a Wizard or Elder Dragon into casting True Polymorph

Godric,

Unless your DM is a massive asshole (i.e. God) I don’t see why they couldn’t

Godric,

Idk, I didn’t have any of the critical race theory classes my republican uncle swore is required in college

Godric,

The screams are not merely those of Kermit, no, they are also the screams of the Damned who witness His Teeth.

Godric,

I really liked 3 Fishes, but Forks was just fucking phenomenal

Godric,

Three year olds + Philosophers:

Using a lantern ouside during a bright sunny day

Why is everything in consumer / American life so fucking shitty now - and companies literally just say 'oh bc profit margins' and we're now expected to swallow that and sympathize?

like I went to taco bell and they didn’t even have napkins out. they had the other stuff just no napkins, I assume because some fucking ghoul noticed people liked taking them for their cars so now we just don’t get napkins! so they can save $100 per quarter rather than provide the barest minimum quality of life features.

Godric,

Sounds like you should be making your own breakfast sandos from now on!

Each day I want breakfast, I make myself a bacon and egg on toast sandwich. That takes me 11 minutes to make, and costs me under a dollar using local suppliers.

Not only does it not taste like hyperprocessed greaseball garbage like McDicks is, I also don’t have to drive to get it!

Godric,

Hey man, the FTC is doing anti-trust like nobody’s business for the first time since gods-know-when. It’s not a silver bullet, but it’s progress for the first time in forever!

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Not only are unions enjoying a resurgence holding employers to account, the FTC under Lina Khan is doing antitrust for the first time in most of our lifetimes. It’s bad now, but it will get better if we fight for it like we did back then.

What is good to eat when you have no appetite?

I am super sick right now and haven’t eaten much in a few days. It’s getting to the point where I am gonna need to force myself to eat something to keep my strength up but everything just sounds terrible to me right now. I have been subsisting mostly on small glasses of milk and the occasional packet of instant oatmeal....

Godric,

Toast, banana, sunflower seeds. Those are my too sick to eat go-tos.

Godric,

Why should I welcome you, Gandalf Storm-Crow…?

Godric,

Someone help, my eyes are rolling into the back of my head and I can’t get them back

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Post-dinner, boys went downstairs and argued about football bets and whether or not the losers of a card game had to take shots.

Girls upstairs, I’m told and overheard, had a passionate discussion with Grandma about gay people.

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I personally am 99% of the posts in one of said niche communities. Plants won’t grow if you don’t put effort into growing them, why would communities?

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0 Posts

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Should we just start teasing people for having 0 posts?

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Awww, sure thing, send a picture of the card in question and I’ll help right out 💪

Godric,

Clown egg appreciate states?

Godric,

Nah mine flows better, thanks tho

Godric,

Owls sleep like they’ve pounded a fifth of Jack Daniel’s at a party earlier in the evening.

Godric,

They have finally gone far enough. There us no need to make any more.

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Damn, Michigan is lazy asf

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Why is that man so high definition, this is some uncanny valley shit

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Love me some HFY esque stories, good link!

Godric,

Layer 8 Issue, ID-10-T error, but that last one is becoming to common to safely use.

Godric,

I really like faulty carbon unit, I haven’t heard that one before XD

Godric,

Half of Africa is going to have “French” tattooed on their foreheads, and they’ll be even angrier for having a French symbol part of them.

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