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superduperenigma,

I agree, it’s got a nice flow.

superduperenigma,

Not really, they added an extra number to the lottery so that people would be even less likely to win, which leads to larger jackpot numbers. It’s a marketing ploy meant to trick more people into paying the stupid tax.

superduperenigma,

Floods, famine, plagues, etc are all God’s work. Sex, drugs, and rock & roll are Satan’s work. I know which one I’m going with.

superduperenigma,

Actually, Satan is always described as being on earth. In Genesis, Lucifer is cast down to earth, not hell. In Job Satan tells God he’s passing by during his comings and goings on earth. In the Gospels, Satan tempts Jesus in the desert.

superduperenigma, (edited )

Nah just the usual issue of nerds having a pathological compulsion to look down on anything that doesn’t meet their arbitrary standards for niche technologies. Same with people scoffing at someone who uses too “mainstream” of a Linux distro like Ubuntu or Mint rather than Arch or whatever.

superduperenigma,

This has got to be some kind of ableist cumpost, right?

superduperenigma,

People when cops murder innocent civilians, beat their spouse, and storm the capitol building: I sleep.

People when a cop films something sexual for money: Real shit?!

superduperenigma,

TIL there’s a generic currency symbol

superduperenigma,

You gotta give it to red delicious apples: they sure are red.

superduperenigma,

What the hell? Half of the bytes on my drive are missing!

superduperenigma,

Don’t forget about asbestos!

superduperenigma,

M

That just sounds like S but with more chaotic aiming and haphazard jumping.

superduperenigma,

A luxury, once tasted, becomes a necessity.

superduperenigma,

Conservatives never fail to make the liberal agenda sound way more rad than it actually is.

superduperenigma,

You could always order the food when you’re leaving work, then pick it up on your way home.

superduperenigma,

The problem is also that the government can simply buy it without any kind of warrant or due process.

superduperenigma,

The best part about it is that some editor out there probably can’t tell the difference either, so there’s a good chance that a legitimate article is using a slightly photoshopped picture of him.

superduperenigma,

IF ONLY THERE WAS A SOLUTION

Middle managers: I agree. From now on you’ll be required to be in office 4 days a week instead of 2!

superduperenigma,

Pornstars are hung

Honestly Milley also looks like the kinda dude who could be hanging some serious dong.

superduperenigma,

It’s over, Bach! I have the high ground!

You underestimate my power!

Don’t try it!

superduperenigma,

Stupid kids sleeping in their racecar beds while I sleep in a real car every night 😎

superduperenigma,

Me ringing up my PS5: I think this is the right button

Scanner: Weigh your ONIONS… place your ONIONS in the bag

superduperenigma,

I joined back in June and lemmy.ml was absolutely doing all of this shit back then. Anything even mildly critical of China was banned for “orientalism.” They’ve never been shy about the fact that their instance is run by tankies.

superduperenigma,

Fandom sites are such a mess, especially on mobile. Glad they made the switch, hopefully other wikis will follow suit.

superduperenigma,

No thanks. If I’m wanking it to a sexy green man it’s gonna be Shrek 💚

superduperenigma,

Draxx believed he was invisible if he stood still, he even thought he was invisible while eating a bag of chips. I’m not sure he’s gonna make it.

superduperenigma,

We’re already there. There’s a reason companies keep pushing this idea that every single goddamn thing in your household needs to be a “smart” device that’s connected to an account.

superduperenigma,

“You have the choice to either pay for game pass or not play any games.”

superduperenigma,

you have a magical pickaxe that can dig past rock bottom

That’s only true in creative mode. You need to use the TNT+Piston glitch to destroy bedrock in survival.

superduperenigma,

In the overworld not really. I don’t think you can even place blocks below the lowest y level.

In the nether you can use an Ender Pearl to get on top of the bedrock “roof” in the nether and then create a hole to easily get above or below. It’s completely flat up there and mobs don’t spawn on bedrock, so it’s a great place to build farms or just travel easily.

superduperenigma,

Some people are into big, statuesque women.

superduperenigma,

Plot twist: Alladin burned his first wish to be a “prince.” As we find out in the 3rd movie, his father was still alive and known as the King of Thieves, which would make Alladin the prince of thieves. So Genie didn’t actually need to do shit for that wish.

superduperenigma,

If we were to update Unix time to be stored in a 64 bit signed integer, we could handle over 584 billion years, or 292 billion years in either direction of the 1970 epoch.

superduperenigma,

I fight automation fallout by abusing the self checkout lane as much as I can.

Sorry, you replaced an employee with an untrained, unpaid, stranger with no incentive to do the job right. Woops, did I just ring another PS5 up as yellow onions?

superduperenigma,

can I tell you something? Waking up with you every day is like a dream come true

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a32e595a-3382-4938-a301-ca8537f67806.jpeg

superduperenigma,

If those project managers could read they’d be very upset.

superduperenigma,

I’m also done taking responsibility for time lost due to issues with my commute.

It’s not my fault the bus was late. It’s not my fault there was traffic. And it’s certainly not my fault that I have a commute in the first place. I’m leaving at 4pm no matter what.

superduperenigma,

Plankton made this exact same joke in SpongeBob sand it landed.

youtu.be/_RyWebmLJYk?feature=shared

superduperenigma,

You tell me to replace the 7 year old water filter, believe it or not solitary. We have the best refrigerators because of solitary.

superduperenigma,

This is what banana bread looked like in that show Camp Lazlo

superduperenigma,

no penalty other than “don’t go back to Texas”

That’s not a penalty, that’s a reward.

superduperenigma, (edited )

I have no idea what point you’re trying to make here.

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