Today we learnt...
MissJinx, 
weirdly accurate
db2, Worse when it touches the water though.
TFS, Just wrap it around your thigh, problem solved
froghorse, Little known fact : you can halve the length of your penis with a simple figure-eight knot.
yukichigai, 
[CBT intensifies]
kamenlady, 
The opener band was We are born between piss and shit, then CBT came on stage. I think the singer really got the best piss gurgling voice I’ve ever heard. That was a wild concert.
db2,
yukichigai, What a horrible day to have genitals.
Kolanaki, 
(cis)Women also will never know the pain of sitting on their own balls.
smileyhead, Never happened. Is this even possible? They always find a way to slip up or down.
Lemmylefty, 
Not inside the vagina, but the…bubble, for lack of a better term, can meander to the opening and sit there until you surreptitiously take a long stride. Might be what they mean.
Uncle_Bagel, Definitely happens of you aren’t careful sitting down. Feels a bit like squeezing a grape too hard
Dekthro, I once accidently kicked my self in the nuts when I went to sit down. It wasn’t pleasant.
TheLowestStone, 
I have also done this and never encounter anyone else who has.
Dekthro, Brother!
Kolanaki, Except when I squeeze a grape too hard, it doesn’t hurt me.
Kolanaki, I sat on my balls a bit before seeing this thread, which is why I thought of it.
5redie8, Its happened to me exactly once on a hard school chair and I still remember it, so uh yeah lol
JimmyDean,
dzervas, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Sharkwellington, Big ball problems 😩
Scrof, At least we can all relate to water splashes.
Mongostein, Oh man I had diarrhea in a porta-potty a couple weeks ago and got some splash back. I was not a happy camper.
Dick_Justice, 
Was it almost full or something? Usually the… stuff… is pretty far below the seat
persolb, That diahrea might have been extra energetic; falling at faster than terminal velocity
4am, Yeah you know those slow motion videos of the water droplet that bounces up from the surface tension?
Well, that. At scale.
Mongostein, Oh yeah it was super energetic
papajohn, I call bullshit. No one survives the blue touch.
Boddhisatva, Neptune’s Kiss…
OutlierBlue, Cold water splashing on our buttholes is the great gender equalizer.
xpinchx, Poseidon’s Kiss™️
HulkSmashBurgers, Lol (not porn, but on redgifs because nsfw I guess?) www.redgifs.com/watch/unhealthylivelybarbet
CannedTuna, A perfect example of something that should be tagged NSFW, but isn’t porn.
drem, If you live in europe or asia (i think) then probably not
khannie, 
Continental Europe maybe. On the islands ye be gettin’ Poseidon’s kiss.
moonsnotreal, 
Ok I guess we both have it bad
GrammatonCleric, 
A fart is nowhere near as bad as the inside of a dirty toilet 😅
captainlezbian, I’ve had both happen, yeah both suck
SexualPolytope, 
How?
TaleOfSam, 
Life's wild, my friend
TheHottub, 
Sack fold
HerbalGamer, Sack Fold new bandname called it!
TheHottub, First album titled: Pinch & Roll
kamenlady, First single: Hanging around the corner
Walk_blesseD, 
Some of us go from having one set of bits to having a different set of bits.
DeusHircus, Someone’s never had their balls shaved as smooth as a Christmas ham. You can definitely get bubbles floating up past your balls, but it takes a decent amount of sweat and a complete lack of hair
ininewcrow, 
I think I’d rather have my junk hanging outside my body than to have a fart do a 180 on me
kevinbacon, 
W-what?
BonesOfTheMoon, It’s true.
TheLobotomist, 
Can some woman confirm this is legit? Seems very hard to believe
RaptorMother, It is… And honestly, I can’t tell which one is worse. I will say, the first time it happened, I was terrified, thought something was wrong with me
TheLobotomist, Probably the fact that you gave birth to a raptor had something to do with it…
Drusas, (edited ) I'm a woman and also find it hard to believe. Definitely has never happened to me. I can't imagine it's common.
Dantpool, 
My roommate’s a woman, and has confirmed that this happens
FollyDolly, 
Am women is legit. It happens.
dodgy_bagel, Had both.
Don’t recommend either.
crazyminner, 
As a trans woman, both suck yes.
cyber_kalashnikov, 
You are qualified to tell which is worse
1847953620, If you’re not gonna tell us which is worse, what’s the point of life?
crazyminner, Definitely the fart one. Feels so weird and gross. The other one was just kinda gross and cold/wet feeling, but you could ignore it.
Dick_Justice, Why did I learn how to read?
VanillaGorilla, Society forced you. Time to burn it all down.
ElBarto, I knew I was right to blame society for everything!
Donttaintmebro, It’s a terrible day for rain.
Fuck_u_spez_, Because you had better parents than Jared, 19.
balderdash9, You can un-learn easily enough: here’s a ball-peen hammer
ininewcrow, Alcohol … Lots and lots of alcohol over many years does the same thing
Darkassassin07, 
Only two cures to a hangover: Don’t start, or don’t stop.
Son_of_dad, I’m a guy and I’ve had those farts that escape up between your leg and balls and pop out the top
gonzo0815, Is it ok to like those?
maiskanzler, Whatever tickles your pickle.
Pyroglyph, 
Fuck you, well done.
Son_of_dad, I’m 39 and they make me giggle like an idiot
4am, Slouching at the PC gets me every time :(
ZombieZookeeper, As a man, I fold.
WhyIDie, I’m now equal parts envious, fearful, and in awe at women’s capability to weaponize much more destructive dutch ovens than men.
bingbong, The dreaded double dutch
aaron_griffin, 
Don’t put fish in a dutch oven
Old_Fat_White_Guy, Instructions unclear… just shit in Koi pond while attempting to Dutch oven a fish.
ininewcrow, God: this is why I made everything a sin.
TheLowestStone, Relax guys. We all know girls don’t fart.
TheWoozy, I can tell you haven’t met my GF.
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