Today we learnt...
Mercival, My friend told me of the horror of your menstrual cup falling into a public toilet. I’d take licking the bowl over that shit any day of the week.
dream_weasel, Just leave it.
Madbrad200, Please don’t
Someone will either have to clean it up for you anyway or it goes down the drain and contributes to your local drainage problems
thawed_caveman, This is why you keep spare pads or tampons or we.
The one day you don’t have them, that’s when the worse will happen
theangryseal, Ok. Alright.
Damn.
Let me eat it in peace boys.
Brrrrrnnnnt!
Dream_state, The old witches kiss
cyber_kalashnikov, 
In Portuguese Brazilian this has this exact name! Wow!
telllos, Same in French, le baiser de la sorcière.
greyscale, 
Its neptunes kiss when you let a turd go and water shoots back up your asshole from the splash.
metallic_z3r0, illustration: youtu.be/_eTsrtZdAJc
ThrowawayPermanente, I don’t know what I was expecting
Darkassassin07, 
platysalty, Alright how many of you in here trying to make your dick fart right now?
ipkpjersi, Technically if you get a fistula you can shit out of your dick.
I wish I didn’t know that, and yet I do.
kamenlady, 
And now, we all know too
Fistula would be a great name for a porn character though.
93Akkord, So if you go down on a girl after she does this does that mean you’re eating shit particles?
BellaDonna, I mean, you’re always probably going to a little bit, no big deal, but they’re so close together that it just happens
Pinklink, …thanks?
bhamlin, Bonus!
dylanTheDeveloper, 
When I shit my dick touch the water
victron, 
You’re not supposed to shit in the urinals, my dude.
phorq, Then why are they butt-level???
_g_be,
GratefullyGodless, 
Why are you shitting your dick?
CheeseToastie,
Stumblinbear, 
Ahhh, good ol’ Poseidon’s Kiss
Darkassassin07, Na, that’s when the water splashes up to your bunghole. Poseidons Kiss.
You’re thinking of the Witches Kiss.
Stumblinbear, No that’s when it touches the toilet itself, not the water
grayman, I was helping my daughter (3) pee. Pee came out of 3 places at once at one point, then 2.
I’ll keep my ding dong, thanks.
razieltakato,
wil, 
As a pussy haver. What the fuck
motor_spirit, Today we encounter the “pussy havers” and the “pussy have nots” learning side by side! Spectacular!
Blimp7990, As a pussy haver. What the fuck
I think having a permanently moist cavity* is a tougher draw on average, but it really is truly horrifying when you self-adjust on a public toilet and Make Contact. “gklvjsdlfgjljgklwashrnblkiujsrthfkwhfernvjkshnjhkl” is the reaction, even in the hypothetical.
*except ben shapiro’s wife
Nfntordr, If only my dick was big enough to touch the inside of the bowl
DaBabyAteMaDingo, Tell me about it. My short stack can only rest comfortably on my nuts perched on the seat - it’s that or having my head get shredded by the razor edge of the seat lol
Lil dick click rise-up! We need to fight for our RIGHTS. We can’t take this shit no more!
Nfntordr, Is that when your dick is buried into your nut suck so when you pee, you piss all over your balls?
DaBabyAteMaDingo, Don’t use me to feel better about your shit, little dick.
littlecolt, Hilarious, but Buried Penis is a real condition. Small dick + overweight can be a horrible combo. If you have huge balls it’s probably the ultimate triple threat. Best be carrying wet wipes to freshen up heh
spader312, You don’t want it to be, the cold touch of a toilet bowl specially a dirty public restroom gives me chills
radioactiveradio, Only if there was some protective skin to protect the pp head.
riodoro1, I… I’d love to know how it feels
mub, I bet it is great requeef when it comes out!
Blimp7990, i hate you, heres an upvote
OtakuAltair, What the fuck
koyo, im with everyone here. what the fuck
Fhek, The requeefining.
books, Well. That was definitely something.
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