Fat ass man here, can fart in 3 voices at the same time, I conserve one in the under ass, one in the upper ass and let them out the same time. You should’ve seen the admiring faces from the two cops in the front of the car. I even did it with cuffs. They totally wanted autographs.
I’d rather re-fart my own fart, than have my dick dip into a public toilet again.
One is slightly, uncomfortable, maybe? The other opens the mind to all the diseases that could potentially infect your dick in a public toilet. Unlikely? Sure. Possible? In some cases, with some diseases, yes - however slim.
Tell me about it. My short stack can only rest comfortably on my nuts perched on the seat - it’s that or having my head get shredded by the razor edge of the seat lol
Lil dick click rise-up! We need to fight for our RIGHTS. We can’t take this shit no more!
Hilarious, but Buried Penis is a real condition. Small dick + overweight can be a horrible combo. If you have huge balls it’s probably the ultimate triple threat. Best be carrying wet wipes to freshen up heh
I think having a permanently moist cavity* is a tougher draw on average, but it really is truly horrifying when you self-adjust on a public toilet and Make Contact. “gklvjsdlfgjljgklwashrnblkiujsrthfkwhfernvjkshnjhkl” is the reaction, even in the hypothetical.
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