Nikki, professional woman here:
i fucking hate it when my dick touches the bowl >:(
sagrotan, Fat ass man here, can fart in 3 voices at the same time, I conserve one in the under ass, one in the upper ass and let them out the same time. You should’ve seen the admiring faces from the two cops in the front of the car. I even did it with cuffs. They totally wanted autographs.
Blimp7990, daddy trump?
Manifish_Destiny, Next time take a shit.
Franzia, This is an excellent advertisement for bottom surgery: I want to have experienced both.
OrnateLuna, That’s too much power one person can hold
Case, I’d rather re-fart my own fart, than have my dick dip into a public toilet again.
One is slightly, uncomfortable, maybe? The other opens the mind to all the diseases that could potentially infect your dick in a public toilet. Unlikely? Sure. Possible? In some cases, with some diseases, yes - however slim.
books, Well. That was definitely something.
Fhek, The requeefining.
koyo, im with everyone here. what the fuck
OtakuAltair, What the fuck
mub, I bet it is great requeef when it comes out!
Blimp7990, i hate you, heres an upvote
riodoro1, I… I’d love to know how it feels
Nfntordr, If only my dick was big enough to touch the inside of the bowl
DaBabyAteMaDingo, Tell me about it. My short stack can only rest comfortably on my nuts perched on the seat - it’s that or having my head get shredded by the razor edge of the seat lol
Lil dick click rise-up! We need to fight for our RIGHTS. We can’t take this shit no more!
Nfntordr, Is that when your dick is buried into your nut suck so when you pee, you piss all over your balls?
DaBabyAteMaDingo, Don’t use me to feel better about your shit, little dick.
littlecolt, Hilarious, but Buried Penis is a real condition. Small dick + overweight can be a horrible combo. If you have huge balls it’s probably the ultimate triple threat. Best be carrying wet wipes to freshen up heh
spader312, You don’t want it to be, the cold touch of a toilet bowl specially a dirty public restroom gives me chills
radioactiveradio, Only if there was some protective skin to protect the pp head.
wil, As a pussy haver. What the fuck
motor_spirit, Today we encounter the “pussy havers” and the “pussy have nots” learning side by side! Spectacular!
Blimp7990, As a pussy haver. What the fuck
I think having a permanently moist cavity* is a tougher draw on average, but it really is truly horrifying when you self-adjust on a public toilet and Make Contact. “gklvjsdlfgjljgklwashrnblkiujsrthfkwhfernvjkshnjhkl” is the reaction, even in the hypothetical.
*except ben shapiro’s wife
grayman, I was helping my daughter (3) pee. Pee came out of 3 places at once at one point, then 2.
I’ll keep my ding dong, thanks.
razieltakato,
dylanTheDeveloper, When I shit my dick touch the water
victron, You’re not supposed to shit in the urinals, my dude.
phorq, Then why are they butt-level???
_g_be,
GratefullyGodless, Why are you shitting your dick?
CheeseToastie,
Stumblinbear, Ahhh, good ol’ Poseidon’s Kiss
Darkassassin07, Na, that’s when the water splashes up to your bunghole. Poseidons Kiss.
You’re thinking of the Witches Kiss.
Stumblinbear, No that’s when it touches the toilet itself, not the water
93Akkord, So if you go down on a girl after she does this does that mean you’re eating shit particles?
BellaDonna, I mean, you’re always probably going to a little bit, no big deal, but they’re so close together that it just happens
Pinklink, …thanks?
bhamlin, Bonus!
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