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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username. This is my primary Lemmy account, but I have many others like it on other instances.

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Still a dragon tho, right? (I’m not familiar with the anime character but I know enough about anime that she could very well be a 50,000 year old dragon in human form).

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I constantly lose my remote and have to use those buttons

You could do the hotel thing. Just glue your remote to the coffee table. Never lose it again. Or just look through the couch cushions cuz why would it have left the room it’s TV is in unless you have kids? And if you have kids that lose the remote just do what my parents did:

Your kids are now the remote. Make them press the stupidly small crappy buttons. Maybe that’s why they’re small in the first place; they expected them to only be used by small children.

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good luck doing that if you’re having network issues.

One of the reasons why I would like IR Blasters to become common in most phones again. In a smartphone, those would be way more useful than the regular-ass cell phones I remember having them in all the time.

Does "Rock music is evil / of the devil" have racist roots?

As a Christian most of the circles I’m around are pretty chill…no stone-cold fundamentalists. But I have been around people (and even had family members) who are 100% convinced that rock music is evil and will lead people to engage in witchcraft and draw pentagrams all over their home....

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I only recall seeing rock n roll start receiving hate after Elvis Presley became big because prudish Christians didn’t like the way he gyrated his hips in most of the things I’ve seen covering the history of rock.

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You wonder if Zuckerbot 9000 uses Threads? 🤔

He won’t know we’re talking shit if everyone defederates. 😌

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“Ew… Why would they want carpet in the bathroom? Oh well.” - Carpet installer

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The wonderful thing about tiggers is that tiggers are wonderful things.

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I was playing my evil cleric, just hiding amongst a party of do-gooders, as a follower of Cyric do, and had recently leveled up to where I could now cast Touch of Death(?), a touch attack spell that has basically a 50/50 chance of straight up killing your target and I happened to be talking to an NPC, all alone, that was crucial to the rest of the party’s plans. Naturally I tested out my new spell.

The party investigated, of course, but none of them were spell casters or had enough ability to discern anything. Including interrogating me, since I also had +30 to deception due to some special feats and items I earned previously in the adventure. Since we play entirely online, only the DM and myself knew the truth as the events. Up until my ultimate reveal toward the end of the campaign, they suspected nothing. That was a fun-ass game.

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They’ve repeatedly asked me to bring back the same character in other campaigns so I think they thought it was fun too. Everyone generally has their own goals and our primary DMs are all into the political intrigue angles over straight dungeon crawling, so there’s always a kind of Game of Thrones thing going on between the party members even when they’re all good guys.

Kind of a reason why I use a cleric of Cyric; the goal isn’t to straight up fuck everything up as that may lead to war, the domain of Cyric’s rival god, Tempus. It’s to plant the seeds of doubt and make everyone paranoid. 😁

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If Japan can make watermelons cubed, we should be able to make corb.

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I was expecting a anti-weed ad of a kid just boiling an egg for 4 hours.

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Invest in the past, eliminate the future!

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“This is what you get for having the name Bowser without our express written consent.”

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I was in Germany working on a cruise ship that was being finished up in the Bremerhaven dry dock when I was 19, it was after work and a bunch of us went out and got drunk as we did and while coming back after all our fun, we passed by a roll-up door that had “einfahrt” painted in huge block letters on it. One of the people in our group looks at it, points at yells “I fart too, but I don’t brag about it!”

Definitely the highlight of the trip.

I also remember hanging out at the bar that was on the docks having dinner and some of the other people on my ship were trying to ask where the bathroom was and the waitress and bartender didn’t understand a single way they were putting it until the guy was like “Ok, I’m sorry this may be a little crude but it’s the only way left I know how I might ask… Where can I take a scheisse?” Turns out they call it “water closet” (bathroom is just labeled “WC”) and that was the one term none of us had ever heard before.

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As a furry: Please don’t ask us to question where you got your username next. 😟

Kolanaki ,
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They can move in all directions; maybe they weren’t even in a shaft that could go up or down at the time. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kolanaki ,
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Mine’s probably only shitty if you’re not a furry. I have been trying to design a skin-tight fur suit and head piece because I find the current way fursuits are made to be bulky and excessively hot because it’s not just fur, but hella foam too. Secondary benefits is that the headpiece would be connected in a way that opening and closing your jaw will open and close the jaw of the character head, as well as being easy enough to get on and off quickly and unassisted.

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Not of the first time, unfortunately. I was pretty young and my first experiences were not very memorable.

But when I was 13/14 I think, I went on a Boy Scout trip to the Lava Bed national park in Oregon. Our first night there, it snowed like 3 feet. Woke up to our tent buried somewhat. Sometimes later that day I was in a little clearing by myself trying to make a snowman and a deer and two foals wandered by and came up to sniff and lick me before taking off. I always call it my Disney Princess moment.

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I would say pretty much anything. The only time I got a cheaper brand and absolutely hated it was when I saw a pack of Bar-S hot dogs for like $0.60. You know how the stereotype is that hotdogs are made from feet and assholes? Those Bar-S fuckers tasted like they actually were.

Sometimes the off brand is even better than the name brand. Oreos, for example, are way better than Hydrox.

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While my original comment was being funny with it, I truly do think that is the case with some brands. I love the Dollar General brand of Pop Tarts more than actual Pop Tarts (the pastry bit is softer and the insides taste more like preserves than artificial jelly) and many of Great Value (Walmart’s food brand) items are loads better than the name brands, like Doritos, Little Debbie’s, juices, etc.

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That’s the face I make when one of my siblings is about to fall into my prank.

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I don’t really think about it much and just take what science’s best guess as probably the truth.

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I get -1 hours of sleep a night. I’m awake and stealing your dreams.

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I don’t have plans to block any. I’ve already blocked the active communities in some of the instances I might consider blocking in whole to the point I never see posts from those instances anyway as well as any individual problem user I run across. I don’t really see a reason to block an entire server because even the worst places have some good people, just like all the best places still have some shitty people. Unless the instance itself was dedicated to CP or something.

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Block’m All

“I won’t be happy until I stop seeing posts!”

Kolanaki ,
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Same for me. All>New Comments. Treat it like an old PHPBB forum because everything at the top got there because someone recently commented.

Kolanaki ,
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I’m split between three.

FF218C

FFD800

21B1FF

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Good Mythical Morning has been around since before YouTube even existed and they still put out good shit. Even more so, with the GM Kitchen stuff (which I actually like more; those guys are fun as hell).

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In real life or…? I’m insulted pretty much daily on here by some dipshit or another. In reality? Less. But as a queer person living in an area full of conservatives I overhear “faggot” said a lot. Generally not at me, but it’s still offensive and it makes me uncomfortable being around people who yell it at random people on the street as they drive by.

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So was I because I don’t see it that way on my instance. It was the F word. Not fuck.

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I was queer long before I ever tried pot. Disney’s Robin Hood is what done it for me. Stupid, sexy, animated fox…

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Shit you could have had them uncloaked and I’d still not be sure which I should select because I wouldn’t know if they were Klingon or Romulan.

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It’s not their fault reality started taking away their best ideas.

Kolanaki ,
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buys a single item from Bad Dragon

They know where I spent how much money; probably wouldn’t take much to figure out what I could have bought in a situation like that where every individual product is slightly cheaper or more expensive than the last.

They’d have to want to do that math, though.

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My messenger blows up emojis when I send them with no other text, and I used these side by side and the one on the right has a smaller blue square than the left one.

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Klingons in TOS remind me of Vincent Price playing the devil.

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In this instance, “If your child is 16 and below” could be better expressed as “If your child is 16 or below” since it only has a singlular subject.

“All children 16 and below…” Perfectly cromulent.

“If your child is 16 and below…” Awkward.

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