dodgy_bagel

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dodgy_bagel,

Except that my winters are -10% temperature my summers are 115% temperature.

dodgy_bagel,

Britannia hardly seems like a boy’s name. That, and they produce more queens than Austin.

dodgy_bagel,

ALL HAIL CHIMP!

dodgy_bagel,

No joke, I love everything my kid creates. There’s absolutely no pretending.

It’s an expression of fun and joy from him. I would take that over a Monet painting any day of the week.

dodgy_bagel,

Seriously.

I took my bill, tried to vote on it, then got arrested for trying to bribe a public official $20.

dodgy_bagel,

Wait until day 2 of German class.

dodgy_bagel,

yes

dodgy_bagel,

Nope, just some Troubles with the next island over

dodgy_bagel,

Done.

dodgy_bagel,

Cheddar.

dodgy_bagel,

Not really, actually.

That’s usually just an empire thing.

dodgy_bagel,

Which is worse?

dodgy_bagel,

Specs, technical features, repairability, and longevity statistics babyyyyyyyyyyyy

Give me some of that data.

dodgy_bagel,

Yeah but I have hobbiest level applications

dodgy_bagel,

That’s 70% horse shit.

With everyone in the house being over worked and under paid, everyone is too exhausted to spend the time to actually cook.

dodgy_bagel,

I haven’t had a single issue. My admins are on point.

dodgy_bagel,

He doesn’t look a thing like jesus.

dodgy_bagel,

I’m actually very centrist; I don’t want to eat the rich.

After all, I’m a vegan and think that anyone involved in the meat industry should be put in jail.

So, dead center. That’s me.

dodgy_bagel,

People are always going to have vision problems, so it’s wrong to wear glasses.

dodgy_bagel,

Had both.

Don’t recommend either.

dodgy_bagel,

Look man, I’m just saying that between the two common genital configurations, one of them is more prone to moisture than the other.

Skirts are dope.

dodgy_bagel,

I don’t know what choices lead you down this road in life, but I pray that you will reflect and repent.

dodgy_bagel, (edited )

sic tempori lepidoptera ilit marjoram agrippinae.

dodgy_bagel,

Are we talking about Gaius Publius Gronkculus Parthicus Maximus the Younger?

dodgy_bagel,

Look man, why don’t we talk about spears across cultures?

It’s a weapon of the people and FAR more useful.

dodgy_bagel,

I mean, why SHOULDN’T I be able to expose people and the environment to harmful conditions in order to maximize profit?

I’m allowed to do that in other countries, and I can also pay those slaves in beans so that I can make even more money.

dodgy_bagel,

lemmy doesn’t semd updates reliably. or at least my client.

Anyway, what you’re saying is that capitalism and open markets is the enemy. I agree.

dodgy_bagel,

The brownish red stains on the sleeves usually do it for me.

dodgy_bagel,

They stole my bread and beer, built a fort nearby, and said that they’ll be back every week for more.

dodgy_bagel, (edited )

It’s about the rythm more than the words.

Sca boo bop chicka wow wow.

dodgy_bagel,

An interesting tangent is that this could entail the extinction of several human-designed strains of animal which are not well equipped to live in the wild.

So mote it be I guess.

Base genetics are still around for the chicken, pig, and sheep, but the Aurochs’s extinction means we irrevocably altered the cow. I’m sure a few varieties of cow would adapt to the wild though.

Buffalo may need to keep their vestigial wings too.

dodgy_bagel,

My portfolio has yet to recover from 2021.

dodgy_bagel,

About as often as this dog gets cleaned.

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/CqahaOyWDw.jpg

dodgy_bagel,

Being a straight transwoman is so annoying.

You find a guy. Nope.

dodgy_bagel,

Didn’t know lemmy was that old.

My alias is about a week old.

dodgy_bagel,

“hey ogg”

“hey thag”

“could I have some of that mammoth?”

“sure thag, that will be 3 nutshells of blood please”

How to de-radicalize my mom's youtube algorithm?

She’s almost 70, spend all day watching q-anon style of videos (but in Spanish) and every day she’s anguished about something new, last week was asking us to start digging a nuclear shelter because Russia was dropped a nuclear bomb over Ukraine. Before that she was begging us to install reinforced doors because the...

dodgy_bagel,

Anyone who reaches the average age of a U.S. Senator is basically senile.

dodgy_bagel, (edited )

Our children’s school desks should be gold plated. They deserve nothing less.

dodgy_bagel,

Dear sir or madam,

You are a poopy face.

Warmest regards,

Dodgy_bagel

dodgy_bagel,

Yeah but I’m kinda okay with bigots not having a voice.

dodgy_bagel,

If anything, the opposite.

The algorithm knew me. Losing the algorithm is like losing a friend… the dickhead that always asked for money.

dodgy_bagel,

diyhrt.wiki

dodgy_bagel,

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dodgy_bagel,

I do wonder about a world where HRT is banned.

I’ve got a bit of doomsday prepper on my father’s side. Should I be looking into starting a licorice farm?

dodgy_bagel,

Domestic terrorism is a very real possibility in my neck of the woods.

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