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bh64, in Bored ape NFT event attendees get their faces burned by event lighting

It was a stupid decision to attend a party created by the creators of a stupidly overpriced asset.

Raiderkev,

“asset” lol

sugartits,

asset

You mispelled “obvious scam”

To be fair, the keys are right next to each other.

Hairyblue, in Bored ape NFT event attendees get their faces burned by event lighting
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Bored Ape NFT owners say: "Ow! My money! Ow! My eyes!"

Catoblepas,
squiblet, in Bored ape NFT event attendees get their faces burned by event lighting
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It’s unfortunate that people were injured but fuck, I’m still scarred just by seeing these awful things. At least if they were going to do a scam art investment scheme they could have made the art not hideous.

Suspicious, in Bored ape NFT event attendees get their faces burned by event lighting

Wait I though bored apes “”“”“creator”“”“”"/ main bag holder split with the money and tanked the whole market for apes

jonne,

This is probably the bag holders trying desperately to keep the apes relevant in hopes they can pump up the price again and offload.

umbraroze, in Bored ape NFT event attendees get their faces burned by event lighting
@umbraroze@kbin.social avatar

You wanted deregulation, and ya got It, biiiachezzz

bentropy, in Bored ape NFT event attendees get their faces burned by event lighting

Wtf is a boerd ape NFT event? I know the bored ape images and I know what an event is… But wtf? Are people supposed to go somewhere to look at those ugly images? People should know they can enjoy this meaningless garbage online. For free.

GCostanzaStepOnMe,
@GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de avatar

People blowing leftover VC money on propping up their failing industry.

umbraroze,
@umbraroze@kbin.social avatar

One of the perks of owning these NFTs was that you could attend exclusive events. What those events were going to be about was anyone's guess. Eye burn, apparently.

superduperenigma,

It’s kind of like when you have Reddit gold and get access to the super exclusive private r/lounge subreddit… That has no actual purpose and nobody bothers posting in it because what are you even supposed to do there?

slazer2au,

Laugh about the non guilded peasants. Or at least that is what I saw on the few times I was guilded.

veni_vedi_veni,

Free fedoras, since they on the floor wriggling in pain xD

bentropy,

Oh thanks I get it know. Buying NFTs is like buying tickets to a concert. What if the events isn’t anywhere near me? Still a very stupid concept.

umbraroze,
@umbraroze@kbin.social avatar

Basically, it's the same thing as buying a "permanent" ticket to a local sports team's home matches. What? Your local team doesn't sell "permanent" tickets? Exactly.

bentropy,

Well, they do: www.bvb.de/Tickets/Stadionplan/Dauerkarten

Not quiet sure what you mean but please, don’t respond. That was already way more thought about something NFT related as I’d wish to have.

Neato, in Bored ape NFT event attendees get their faces burned by event lighting
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So the financial harm wasn't obvious enough for the Bored Apes? The creators wanted to be sure everyone knew it was made to hurt them directly but burning their retinas.

uis, in Man Gets 100 Years for Accidentally Killing His 8-Year-Old Daughter While Trying to Shoot His 18-Year-Old Son
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

But of course when corporations do this, they are not dissolved or closed for 100 years.

irreticent,

A corporation shot an 8 year old while trying to shoot an 18 year old? Corporations suck and I’m not defending them in any way, but it seems like a weird comparison to make.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Amazon?

irreticent,

Amazon shot an 8 y.o.? Source please.

KredeSeraf,

I mean, there’s that whole Banana hit squad thing. Also all those Amazonian tribes murdered for their land to deforest. That’s some corporate bs that didn’t get anyone closed or punished. Not exactly the same, but close enough.

chatokun,

Chiquita. Banana republics. Check them death tolls.

crypticthree, in Bored ape NFT event attendees get their faces burned by event lighting

I’m guessing they didn’t hire an event lighting company and did it themselves. No one I know in the industry would do that.

FoundTheVegan,
@FoundTheVegan@kbin.social avatar

The invisible hand of the free market blinded me.

pastermil,

This is why I don’t go out anymore.

stolid_agnostic, in Man Gets 100 Years for Accidentally Killing His 8-Year-Old Daughter While Trying to Shoot His 18-Year-Old Son

This is what libertarian thought does to a person. People lose all sense of perspective.

anarchy79,

It’s like gaslighting yourself. Huffing it hard. I honestly think it has to do with lower intelligence. You simplify things until they make sense to you, regardless if they make sense in actual reality, because you’re too stupid to comprehend anything more complex than racist Disney cartoons from the 30’s.

JehovahJoe,

There’s an amazing book. Combatting Cult Mind Control, but even intelligent people fall for this bullshit because it’s all emotional manipulation.

anarchy79,

To a higher or a lesser degree, sure. I’m just saying, the statistics are firmly skewed in one direction.

Meowoem,

I think a lot of it is clever people who for whatever reason learned to fear thinking and all their brain mass has evolved to help them justify not doing it

UnspecificGravity,

Virtually every libertarian I know thinks that he’s a fucking genius, especially the really stupid ones.

mysoulishome, in Bored ape NFT event attendees get their faces burned by event lighting
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I was thinking Concerned Ape, the dev of Stardew Valley…and I was concerned

TheCheddarCheese,
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does he even host any events?

mysoulishome,
@mysoulishome@lemmy.world avatar

No, but I barely recall what bored ape is or how it is culturally relevant…which is why I thought of it

mateomaui,

how it is culturally relevant

It’s a fine example of modern idiocy.

joel_nio,

if you give relevancy to idiocy, it’s not my problem

mateomaui,

What is with all the “not my problem” replies all of a sudden. This is a sad troll effort.

bh64,

what do you mean? I haven’t seen one myself yet. It’s just a common expression.

I don’t think that comment is trolling, just a bit low effort post. But that’s nothing rare in Lemmy/Reddit.

mateomaui,

I have received something like 5 different replies to separate replies of my own, from new accounts with only one comment, all of which end with “not my problem.” It’s almost like a bot keyed off that phrase from my reply in a privacy community post, or there are some butthurt people with too much time on their hands.

bh64,

It sounds like a weirdly specific thing for a bot to do.

It could be a case of the Baader–Meinhof phenomenon:

Frequency illusion, also known as the Baader–Meinhof phenomenon or frequency bias, is a cognitive bias referring to the tendency to notice something more often after noticing it for the first time, leading to the belief that it has an increased frequency of occurrence.The illusion is a result of increased awareness of a phrase, idea, or object – for example, hearing a song more often or seeing red cars everywhere.

mateomaui, (edited )

I was just informed that someone is following me around downvoting everything, which is hilarious since my instance has downvotes disabled. It’s definitely some idiot or a group of them.

edit: also, its adorable that you suggest it’s all in my head, it’s not. I have the receipts. And the fact they are all coming from new accounts with only the one comment each is pretty obvious.

bh64,

Oh that’s bad. Good luck getting rid of them.

I personally find downvotes useful because there are a lot of low quality comments and content. Downvotes help me (and others) to avoid seeing them. Thus not wasting time with uninteresting posts or comments. But you aren’t supposed to downvote everything that someone says.

mateomaui,

Not that bad, the block feature works great.

I place zero value on downvotes because they’re used as a weapon, such as right now for me if my instance actually logged them, or as a harassment strat against lgtbq individuals, etc, and they have the potential and often do hide perfectly valid solutions in help threads because someone suggested an unorthodox method for a specific case that gets downvoted to oblivion because that solution didn’t toe the line with everyone else’s preferred one.

So feel free to engage with that, I’m not.

evranch,

Sorry pal I’m gonna have to give you a downvote for this, lol.

Downvotes are incredibly valid. They mean “not only do I not approve of this content, I think it’s actively bad”. Simply not upvoting and moving on is the shrug of the internet. I probably give out 50x the upvotes as I do downvotes, but when I do serve one up it’s usually because the comment outright promotes misinformation.

Look at the current state of YouTube sans downvotes. You used to be able to look at the ratio to tell if a video wasn’t even worth looking at. Now, you see oh, 100k people liked this. But what if 200k disliked it and it’s actually hot garbage? Oh, we’ll never know!

Removing downvotes is just an attempt to drive “engagement” over quality, part of the downward slide of the internet.

Note: I didn’t actually give you the downvote, lol. A valid discussion or debate should not earn a downvote. I don’t agree with your take, but it’s not trash.

mateomaui,

I’m not reading all that, congrats on having some opinion.

evranch,

And you wonder why your comments are collecting downvotes.

mateomaui,

I don’t wonder at all because I don’t see downvotes or care about them, advantages of being on a downvote disabled server. Y’all can circle jerk and I can ignore it.

superduperenigma,

how it is culturally relevant

That’s the neat part: it isn’t.

roguetrick,

Ditto, after that talk about the TV show. I was like man, how far has he fallen.

mysoulishome,
@mysoulishome@lemmy.world avatar

I think if he sold NFT’s I would just about lose all faith in mankind. Now when the hell is haunted chocolatier coming…

Catoblepas,

Selling NFTs is some JojaMart shit. Concerned Ape would never.

mysoulishome,
@mysoulishome@lemmy.world avatar

Exactly

csolisr, in Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video

So what you’re telling me is, that Johnson and his little Johnson measure the usage of each other’s Johnsons?

FlashMobOfOne, in Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video
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Mike Johnson is a walking argument for voting against 70+ year-old geriatrics who can’t string together coherent sentences.

All it takes is one exceedingly unlucky accident and that motherfucker becomes president.

Lord_Logjam,

It’s a bit bonkers that the way the American system works can so easily result in a president who is a member of the other party.

FlashMobOfOne,
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That’s by design, sadly.

And not only that, a majority of voters seem perfectly content with it.

Janoose, (edited ) in Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video
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I get that lots of jokes are to be made about the porn part but what really should be concerning everyone is that the current Speaker of the House pays a third party to snoop on every aspect of his phone.

Was he using his personal phone for any of his duties in Congress?

Is he still using this phone with even more potentially secret government information as a member of the Gang of 8?

This is a MASSIVE security risk, who the fuck knows what information this Covenant Eyes “company” is now privy to.

ETA: From a Wired article from Sept 2022: https://www.wired.com/story/covenant-eyes-anti-porn-accountability-monitoring-apps/

"But Covenant Eyes and Accountable2You do much more than just police pornography. When WIRED downloaded, decompiled, and tested Covenant Eyes and Accountable2You, we found that both apps are built to collect, monitor, and report all sorts of innocent behavior. The applications exploited Android’s accessibility permissions to monitor almost everything someone does on their phone. While the accessibility functionalities are meant to help developers build out features that assist people with disabilities, these apps take advantage of such permissions to either capture screenshots of everything actively being viewed on the device or detect the name of apps as they’re being used and record every website visited in the device’s browser."

Emphasis mine. This is exactly what I'm talking about. Dude has this software on every one of his devices and now the Christofascists behind Covenant Eyes and any one willing to hack them, ie foreign governments, has screenshots of everything he is viewing. Massive massive security risk.

cricket98,

What a made up concern lol. He would just use a different phone.

Janoose,
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What is your source for this?

Should he? Absolutely, his personal phone with this tracking software should never be anywhere near the Capitol.

Dude doesn’t even have a bank account, show everyone the proof that he’s actually using a different, secure phone. Never assume Republicans are doing what’s secure, there is absolutely no proof that they do.

Kbobabob,

Lol, that would completely defeat the purpose. He absolutely used the same phone.

wildginger,

He would? Or he did?

If he uses a second phone, does that not immediately undermine the point of showing his porn to his son? Since any secret porn his son would tattle to god about he would just watch on the second phone, yes?

This is a pretty massive concern. He keeps US secrets for fucks sake.

guacupado,

Once upon a time I didn’t think a president would hide classified documents in a bath tub or Tweet to the entire world our satellite surveillance capabilities, yet here we are.

TheDoctorDonna,

Covenant Eyes is what Anna Duggar was using to keep Josh Duggar accountable. He’s been in jail for like a year now for CSAM. Pretty sure C.E. is just a data mining operation that uses fundie fear to make money.

bus_go_fast,

oh yes, Josh Duggar. Another right wing hero. Matt Walsh’s best friend.

foggy, in Drunk Grizzlies Keep Getting Hit By Trains In Montana

Well who is over serving them?

-department of liquor control, probably.

NumbersCanBeFun,
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From the article:

Since 1980, 63 grizzlies have been hit by trains and killed along a section of railroad near Glacier National Park. Many died because they got drunk on fermented grain spilled from railcars and couldn’t move fast enough to outrun the trains.

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