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RagingHungryPanda, in Texas worker accused of being on drugs was actually dying of heatstroke

In case anyone isn’t in the know, Gov. Greg Abbott just removed mandatory water breaks for construction workers

BillyTheSkidMark,

Welcome to your future current capitalist hell-scape. Denied water breaks in record breaking heat waves, dying because of said forced work without water, accused of taking drugs because your dying makes you act odd.

Brought to you by the same people that deny global warming.

MaxVoltage,

The Occupational Safety and Health Administration proposed a fine of $13,052 against the construction firm for failing to protect workers from heat hazards on the job, which the company is contesting.

wow human lives sure are cheap

tahoe, in Florida man to give vasectomies to peacocks

Oh that’s actually pretty cool! I wish vasectomies were more common for pets, castration is a violent and archaic method of dealing with that stuff

collegefurtrader,

Oh yea a horny tom cat would be totally cool if its cum just wasn’t fertile.

keenkoon, in Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida

the cocaine bear sequence we needed

lntl, in Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida
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I get “crack baby” vibes from this piece

LemmySoloHer,
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“Crack Baby Shark” would be a good title for a mashup of the Crack Baby cadence and the song Baby Shark.

ngdev, in Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida

sharks could be feasting on bales of hallucinatory drugs

Yes, cocaine. The psychedelic.

half, in Aussie Bus Driver Fed Up with 'Misbehavior' Dumps 18 Kids on Side of the Road
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Relatable. Obviously completely unacceptable behavior. Yet relatable.

keenkoon,

me_irl

Glowstick, in Aussie Bus Driver Fed Up with 'Misbehavior' Dumps 18 Kids on Side of the Road

That’s messed up …but also kinda funny

raltoid,

Mostly messed up because he dumped all the kids, some as young as 5 to walk around on roads without sidewalks and such.

Our school bus drivers threw four kids off once without any real consequence. They ended up walking to school. But they were 14 and were laughing at the driver while vandalizing the bus.

ikidd, in Aussie Bus Driver Fed Up with 'Misbehavior' Dumps 18 Kids on Side of the Road
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They’re now afraid to get on a bus, she said.

Ok. Let me guess, they’re also terrified of the color Yellow now.

damnYouSun,

When I was a kid if this happened to me I would also be afraid to get on the bus. All the buses going to other places would conveniently be perfectly fine though. Just the school bus would be a problem.

totallynotarobot, in Aussie Bus Driver Fed Up with 'Misbehavior' Dumps 18 Kids on Side of the Road

Not an appropriate reaction by the driver, but have you met children?

pHr34kY,

Queenslander childen are next-level.

TheBat,
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If I say the Queen protected her pedo son and his cronies, does that count as Queenslander?

GrimSheeper,

No, that’s just you Queenreporting on the Queenfacts

EpsilonVonVehron, in Aussie Bus Driver Fed Up with 'Misbehavior' Dumps 18 Kids on Side of the Road
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I guess they couldn’t find any stock footage of an Aussie school bus. They did manage to find footage of a US school bus driving on the wrong side of the road though.

Ashigaru, in Aussie Bus Driver Fed Up with 'Misbehavior' Dumps 18 Kids on Side of the Road
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The children were devoured by saltwater crocodiles, venomous spiders, and Drop Bears within minutes.

reflex, in Aussie Bus Driver Fed Up with 'Misbehavior' Dumps 18 Kids on Side of the Road
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son_named_bort, in Aussie Bus Driver Fed Up with 'Misbehavior' Dumps 18 Kids on Side of the Road

South Park did it

FartsWithAnAccent, in Rapper Punchmade Dev Teaches You How to Commit Wire Fraud on Viral Hit
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lol, video removed

spaduf,
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totallynotarobot, in Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida

Is it cocaine, or “hallucinatory drugs”? This article seems to think those are the same thing.

This reporter clearly does not know how to do drugs right. They should go chill with some coked up sharks to learn the ways.

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