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luthis, in It's true: People do poop in ride lines at Disneyland and Disney World

Is it even worth going to Disneyland? It just sounds like an 8 hour day of waiting in line for 7.5 hours and 30 minutes of ride.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

I dunno, but it smells like shit.

funnystuff97,

If you go during non-peak days and have a general game plan, it’s not that bad. You can get a good amount of ride time going if you time your Fastpasses (they’re free) good enough.

The pricetag, though, that’s on you to decide. I like going, but I wouldn’t go more than, like, once… a decade.

moistclump,

How much is it? For the lazy. Like me.

93maddie94,

It’s a little over $100 a ticket. I also don’t think fast pass is free anymore.

XbSuper,

Once was enough for a lifetime for me. I enjoyed it, but it wasn’t really that much better than most amusement parks, and certainly not worth the price to go back. I can say I’ve been, and that’s enough for me.

200ok,

Disney was a childhood fantasy. Maybe my Innocence is preserved by never having gone.

Now I’m old, don’t like people, and have zero-tolerance for anything with a queue/poop.

luthis,

This sounds like a good solution. It will always be a magical place for me this way.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

My family used to go every year when I was growing up, and it just progressively got worse. I can’t imagine how awful an experience it is now in 2023.

It wasn’t nearly as crowded in the years before Fast Pass or whatever the fuck they call it now. It was bearable when Fast Pass was new. But eventually everyone was getting Fast Pass, which defeated the point of it.

limelight79,

I believe Disney shot themselves in the foot with Fastpass. It turned the parks from something you experience and explore, into a checklist and schedule.

The_v,

It’s 7.5 hours of shopping for Disney merchandise with 30 minutes of rides.

SatanicNotMessianic,

Okay, I’ve never been to Disneyland, but I’ve been to Disney World many, many times, and I’ve been to many other theme parks around the US.

It’s sometimes a bit of a crapshoot, but obviously if you go off-season, opening (of the season) day, or weekdays vs weekends, there will be shorter lines. I’ve been to days at Busch Gardens and Six Flags where there were zero lines and the operators would just let you stay on the ride as many times as you wanted. I’ve also been in the “let’s get grandma a wheelchair so we can go to the front of the line for Small, Small World.”

It’s really just whatever floats the collective boats of the folks you’d be bringing. I do have to say, though, that being a little day drunk or a bit stoned at Disney or Universal is amazing but the lines will potentially take much, much longer.

AI_toothbrush,

We went to universal studios singapore and stood i a line for hours for a 10 minute ride. It was the best fucking rollercoaster in my life but it wasnt worth it.

Sanctus, in It's true: People do poop in ride lines at Disneyland and Disney World
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

My brother has told me tales from the Navy, people will poop anywhere, which translates into everywhere.

PatFussy,

Poo in the loo?

deegeese, in After 12 Years of Silence, Nyan Cat Says ‘Free Palestine’

Next: Josh Hawley proposes banning Nyan Cat.

TheLordHumungus, in Palestinians claim: London’s Big Ben Was Stolen From Them

Anyone who believes this is dumb

vaseltarp, in Palestinians claim: London’s Big Ben Was Stolen From Them

Also the Eiffel Tower, The Statue of Liberty and Spain. All stolen from them. So please give it back already.

AltheaHunter, in Bored ape NFT event attendees get their faces burned by event lighting
VulKendov, in Palestinians claim: London’s Big Ben Was Stolen From Them
@VulKendov@reddthat.com avatar

Big Ben’s the bell isn’t it?

Lupo30,

They claim the whole clock tower was stolen, in the article Big Ben is in quotes

spiderkle, in Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video
@spiderkle@lemmy.ca avatar

Alcoholics have a sponsor too, so it must be a really bad addiction if he’s even willing to drag his kid into it as an emotional crutch.

HappycamperNZ, in Palestinians claim: London’s Big Ben Was Stolen From Them

Can’t Google at the moment- are they correct?

uservoid1,
aniki,

Can that author crawl up their own ass any harder?

What a worthless jumble of text.

SocialMediaRefugee, in Man Gets 100 Years for Accidentally Killing His 8-Year-Old Daughter While Trying to Shoot His 18-Year-Old Son

Good thing there are guns everywhere so a momentary burst of anger turns into a permanent tragedy.

Etterra,

So, Republicans… Where was the good guy with a gun to stop this guy?

badbytes, in Man Gets 100 Years for Accidentally Killing His 8-Year-Old Daughter While Trying to Shoot His 18-Year-Old Son

Montana seems bout right

Etterra,

Whatcha wanna bet he checks off all the usual red flags? Trump supporter, antivax, racist, the works. The O2 hose might be COVID related. Though even if not that dude will probably be dead from medical something way before he qualifies for parole.

HawlSera, in Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video

Nothing creepy about that

someguy3, in Say what? Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis honors transgender woman who leads diversity seminars.

Need that “I didn’t know” soundtrack.

ElBarto, in Say what? Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis honors transgender woman who leads diversity seminars.
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ok, so we know his type now.

stormtrooper, in Say what? Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis honors transgender woman who leads diversity seminars.

Sounds good as a headline, but judging from DeSantis’s history of being an absolutely insane shithead, this is most likely either just tokenism, or hypocrisy.

Codilingus,

It was something he did a few years ago, then the following year stated they are getting rid of the programs she just won an award for.

stormtrooper,

That sounds more on brand. Thanks for the explanation!

LtLiana,
@LtLiana@startrek.website avatar

Or he didn’t know and it was just another appointment to cross off his calendar, most likely.

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