Drunk Grizzlies Keep Getting Hit By Trains In Montana

foggy, 7 months ago

Well who is over serving them?

-department of liquor control, probably.

NumbersCanBeFun, 7 months ago

From the article:

Since 1980, 63 grizzlies have been hit by trains and killed along a section of railroad near Glacier National Park. Many died because they got drunk on fermented grain spilled from railcars and couldn’t move fast enough to outrun the trains.

Sabre363, 7 months ago

Of course it’s Montana

Meho_Nohome, 7 months ago

They only live in Montana, Wyoming, and Idaho, so there’s a 33.3% chance of it being in Montana.

TheGreenGolem, 7 months ago

No, it’s 50%. They either live in Montana or not.

Meho_Nohome, 7 months ago

By that logic, every person has a 50% chance of living in Antarctica. Either they live there, or they don’t. Hell, every sports team has a 50% chance of winning a championship. Either they win one, or they don’t. Every person has a 50% chance of becoming president of North Korea too.

I could go on, but I’m already bored.

wildginger, 7 months ago

Of course you got bored, rattling off statistical facts like that

Sconrad122, 7 months ago

Idk about of course, I wouldve pegged it at about a 50/50

Meho_Nohome, 7 months ago

Rattling off complex statistics like that is my life.

TheGreenGolem, 7 months ago

Every one of your examples are correct.

Sigh. It was obviously a joke.