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iAmNotorious, in Substance found in White House confirmed to be cocaine
@iAmNotorious@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t think this is really onion-y. It was found at one of the tables where visitors put their belongings when going through security. I’m honestly shocked this doesn’t happen more often. TSA deals with dropped drugs on a daily basis. Hell there are containers in some airports specifically to throw away your illegal items.

FlashZordon,
@FlashZordon@lemmy.world avatar

Shitty Life Pro Tip: Rummage through the illegal item container at airports to score free drugs.

burrp, in Substance found in White House confirmed to be cocaine

I wouldn’t be stunned if illicit substances have perennially been in the White House for a century or more. It’s a hostile, high-stress work environment. Of course people are going to medicate.

buycurious, in Substance found in White House confirmed to be cocaine

I’m sure that staffer is both A: pissed and B: terrified about the investigation.

0Empty0, in Substance found in White House confirmed to be cocaine

Well, it is called the White House.

Feirdro, in Amazon has a company value of "Strive to be Earth's Best Employer"

Best

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Etterra, in Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg offered Rome's Colosseum as cage fight venue

Those idiots aren’t worthy of that. That’s literally like some peewee football teams facing off in Soldier Field.

Noedel, in Georgia teacher fired for reading children’s book about acceptance in class

Imagine labelling a book about being nice to your friends as harmful

highfiveconnoisseur, in Georgia teacher fired for reading children’s book about acceptance in class

So ridiculous that teachers can be fired, for something the district can’t even define. Would love to see malicious compliance for this going towards “traditional” values.

vita_man, in Mark Zuckerberg is ready to fight Elon Musk in a cage match
@vita_man@lemmy.world avatar

I would pay to see this, but I really doubt it actually happens.

_pete_,

I dunno, it sounds like Musk would do anything for another $8

Givesomefucks, in The only manned submersible that could reach the missing Titan is owned by Steam's Gabe Newell

Pretty sure they’re out of air by now.

Even if they made it to the surface, you can’t open it from the inside. There’s no rescue mission, just recovery

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