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Sanctus, in Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

As a parent, thats just some shit you don’t wanna know. Like idgaf if its furry or scat shit keep it to yourself, kid.

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  • Nurse_Robot,

    Sounds like it’s a good thing you don’t have kids, but you also might change your priorities if and when you have them

    Summzashi,

    Nah fuck that. Furry hate is always acceptable

    Serinus,

    How is it that furry gets scorn, but scat skates right by without comment?

    PsychedSy,

    It’s not as much fun to make fun of Germans as it is to say fursecution.

    Summzashi,

    You can try to distract me all you want but I will remain focused on hating furries.

    rbos,
    @rbos@lemmy.ca avatar

    Ugh, let people enjoy things. As fetishes go, furry is way down the harm scale.

    Summzashi,

    Fuck you furry. Go yiff in hell.

    rbos,
    @rbos@lemmy.ca avatar

    Aren’t you a treat.

    Summzashi,

    At least I’m not a degenerate.

    pete_the_cat, (edited )

    They’re both fucked up, but at least scat porn is two (or more) humans not humans dressed as animals fucking each other.

    Furries are just fucking weird, man. Some things just shouldn’t be normalized.

    LowtierComputer,

    Says “Pete the cat”

    pete_the_cat,

    I’m not saying I would hate them or disown them or anything, just that it would bother me. It’s like, what if you found out that your kids watched midget amputee scat porn? Would you be like “ok that’s normal, carry on!”?

    Nurse_Robot,

    I would remember why I already knew that I never wanted to know what porn my kids watch. I would only have a problem with abusive types of porn, that would require a talk about consent, respect and boundaries.

    FlashMobOfOne, in Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video
    @FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

    Mike Johnson is a walking argument for voting against 70+ year-old geriatrics who can’t string together coherent sentences.

    All it takes is one exceedingly unlucky accident and that motherfucker becomes president.

    Lord_Logjam,

    It’s a bit bonkers that the way the American system works can so easily result in a president who is a member of the other party.

    FlashMobOfOne,
    @FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s by design, sadly.

    And not only that, a majority of voters seem perfectly content with it.

    Meho_Nohome, in Man Gets 100 Years for Accidentally Killing His 8-Year-Old Daughter While Trying to Shoot His 18-Year-Old Son
    @Meho_Nohome@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Valez believed that two women had come to the house to evict him

    Did 2 women come to the house? Was he just hallucinating? Was he on drugs? The story is not very clear.

    anarchy79,

    He shot one of his children while aiming for another of his children, story seems pretty straight-forward to me.

    Meho_Nohome,
    @Meho_Nohome@sh.itjust.works avatar

    He believed 2 women had come to his door to evict him. Did 2 women come to the door? It just says he believed they did. Was he hallucinating? The story doesn’t explain that, which was my point.

    Sabre363, in Drunk Grizzlies Keep Getting Hit By Trains In Montana

    Of course it’s Montana

    Meho_Nohome,
    @Meho_Nohome@sh.itjust.works avatar

    They only live in Montana, Wyoming, and Idaho, so there’s a 33.3% chance of it being in Montana.

    TheGreenGolem,

    No, it’s 50%. They either live in Montana or not.

    Meho_Nohome,
    @Meho_Nohome@sh.itjust.works avatar

    By that logic, every person has a 50% chance of living in Antarctica. Either they live there, or they don’t. Hell, every sports team has a 50% chance of winning a championship. Either they win one, or they don’t. Every person has a 50% chance of becoming president of North Korea too.

    I could go on, but I’m already bored.

    wildginger,

    Of course you got bored, rattling off statistical facts like that

    Sconrad122,

    Idk about of course, I wouldve pegged it at about a 50/50

    Meho_Nohome,
    @Meho_Nohome@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Rattling off complex statistics like that is my life.

    TheGreenGolem,

    Every one of your examples are correct.

    Sigh. It was obviously a joke.

    VulKendov, in Palestinians claim: London’s Big Ben Was Stolen From Them
    @VulKendov@reddthat.com avatar

    Big Ben’s the bell isn’t it?

    Lupo30,

    They claim the whole clock tower was stolen, in the article Big Ben is in quotes

    vaseltarp, in Palestinians claim: London’s Big Ben Was Stolen From Them

    Also the Eiffel Tower, The Statue of Liberty and Spain. All stolen from them. So please give it back already.

    AltheaHunter, in Bored ape NFT event attendees get their faces burned by event lighting
    badbytes, in Man Gets 100 Years for Accidentally Killing His 8-Year-Old Daughter While Trying to Shoot His 18-Year-Old Son

    Montana seems bout right

    Etterra,

    Whatcha wanna bet he checks off all the usual red flags? Trump supporter, antivax, racist, the works. The O2 hose might be COVID related. Though even if not that dude will probably be dead from medical something way before he qualifies for parole.

    SocialMediaRefugee, in Man Gets 100 Years for Accidentally Killing His 8-Year-Old Daughter While Trying to Shoot His 18-Year-Old Son

    Good thing there are guns everywhere so a momentary burst of anger turns into a permanent tragedy.

    Etterra,

    So, Republicans… Where was the good guy with a gun to stop this guy?

    spiderkle, in Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video
    @spiderkle@lemmy.ca avatar

    Alcoholics have a sponsor too, so it must be a really bad addiction if he’s even willing to drag his kid into it as an emotional crutch.

    HappycamperNZ, in Palestinians claim: London’s Big Ben Was Stolen From Them

    Can’t Google at the moment- are they correct?

    uservoid1,
    aniki,

    Can that author crawl up their own ass any harder?

    What a worthless jumble of text.

    art, in Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video
    @art@lemmy.world avatar

    Okay, that’s a red flag. Someone check his hard drive.

    Tolookah,

    I think his son checks it often.

    …Wait, were you intending innuendo or not?

    pete_the_cat,

    50,000 files of drag queens and transgender porn show up

    Fuck_u_spez_,

    If anything objectionable comes up, your accountability partner gets an immediate notice. I’m proud to tell ya, my son has got a clean slate.

    “Myself, on the other hand? Petabytes of CSAM.”

    eestileib,

    “My son knows how to use a VPN”

    ICastFist,
    @ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

    Cue random VPN sponsor

    evidences,

    Nah this stuff is full on spyware having a VPN wouldn’t stop it from triggering. This is the software Josh Sugar had installed on his PC turns out partitioning the hard drive and installing another OS will get around it.

    swope, in Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video
    @swope@kbin.social avatar

    Is porn intake measured in sieverts or mW/cm² or what?

    What level is considered safe?

    Asking for a friend.

    pete_the_cat,

    Npps aka Naked People Per Second

    ironhydroxide,

    Not to be confused with NiPS. (Nipples per second) Which indicates how many definitely female nipples are in view per second. This is a better metric as many scenes are shown with partial clothing and therefore don’t get counted in the NPPS metric correctly.

    Damaskox,
    @Damaskox@lemmy.world avatar

    I come to think about ajph (arousal jumps per hour) 🤔

    MudSkipperKisser,

    The equivalent of 3 McDonald’s cheeseburgers consumed in their playground ball pit per week

    runeko,
    @runeko@programming.dev avatar

    Pretty sure it’s millipervs.

    TomAwsm,

    With this guy, it’s more like megapervs.

    quinkin,

    I think the SI unit is faps but the Americans still use yanks.

    WUPHF,
    Chickenstalker, in Canadian Air Force Investigating After Fighter Jet Uses Call Sign ‘DICK69'

    Dick is a real and valid Anglo name derived from Richard. 69 might be referring to his father’s age etc.

    MajorHavoc,

    Yep. And there were already 419 other pilots named Mary Jane.

    Neato, in Amazon Let Its Drivers’ Urine Be Sold as an Energy Drink
    @Neato@kbin.social avatar

    But inside, each bottle was filled with urine allegedly discarded by Amazon delivery drivers and collected from plastic bottles by the side of the road.

    That didn’t stop Amazon from listing it for sale, though. Release even attained number one bestseller status in the “Bitter Lemon” category.

    Absolutely amazing.

    (No members of the public were actually sent driver urine; instead Butler corralled a group of friends into making the purchases.)

    That's good. But the fact that someone could buy it and get sent urine via Amazon is horrifying.

    Knowing that Amazon processes returns based on the weight of the incoming packages, he sends back buckets of sand to get his money back—attempting to shield himself from legal liability for fraud by running everything through a shell company in Belize.

    They STILL do this? I remember people saying they buy refurbished or open-box graphics cards and received bricks. That was more than a decade ago.

    bitsplease,

    They STILL do this? I remember people saying they buy refurbished or open-box graphics cards and received bricks. That was more than a decade ago.

    They’ll keep doing it until it stops being cost effective. The fact is that the number of fraudsters are drastically outnumbered by good actors, and compared to their revenue, a few missing graphics cards are literally nothing

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