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Admetus,

I tried to use Calc and whatever the PPT one is called and both were incredibly laggy, even when I tweaked the hardware settings. And then there was a bizarre weird thing or two like the insert symbols not working in ribbon view.

And ribbon view didn’t really improve the fast response I need, like being able to type 5cm scaled for huge image, instead I would still need to open the settings and do many clicks for the same result.

So I just stick to that old 2007 office I still use. Oh gosh, did I mention the crashes yet?

Admetus,

Probably didn’t blow due to him flooding the air with gas, barely any oxygen left I bet.

One Bunsen burner though…

Admetus,

That’s the MAC address isn’t it? It’s possible to use a random MAC address but apparently that only works with random MAC enabled WiFi networks.

Admetus,

I mean, even if this song was coming from a human it’d be derivative, boring, and worthless.

Quite a lot of music pumped out by labels is.

Admetus,

So you browse crap on the internet instead of dealing with your own crap?

(Shittr is an app)

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Sugar and fat gives your digestion a double whammy.

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Basically any organised crime is full of NDAs so by this point, definitely unenforceable.

Admetus,

Don’t forget his charisma. He probably has a few hundred views by now.

Admetus,

And Dune seems to be more of a commentary these days

Admetus,

And stuff like meat getting stuck leads to pain in the gums and a nasty odour which is indeed rotting meat. Definitely getting that out!

Admetus,

All it takes is a search for travel options in Spain and if course it’s going to start popping up.

Any advice for babysitting a toddler for 6 hours-ish?

Good friends of mine would like a reprieve so they can have their anniversary dinner. I’ve been a camp counsellor and was pretty good at it but those kids were all 6 years old, this one is 13 months old. Adorable kid but I figure maybe some folks here might have good ideas/thoughts/suggestions/crass jokes?

Admetus,

Make sure you know location of diapers, wet tissues, milk, bottles and method of warming milk and extra clothes. Check diaper regularly, especially if they start grunting or screwing up their face. Usually they’ll pong straight away. Get them to drink water regularly (they don’t have the habit yet) and see if they want warm milk every couple of hours. A bath is entertaining but be prepared for more prep with towel, more clothes and talcum powder and whatever. And weather permitting they might not want to stay wet for long.

Admetus,

Bringing out the guillotine again.

Has Windows startup repair or a troubleshooter ever fixed your issue even once?

Yeah, basically that. I’m back at work in Windows land on a Monday morning, and pondering what sadist at Microsoft included these features. It’s not hyperbole to say that the startup repair, and the troubleshooters in settings, have never fixed an issue I’ve encountered with Windows. Not even once. Is this typical?...

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My WiFi just is unable to connect sometimes and the troubleshooter fails. Useless.

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Used to be Heinz but now they’ve replaced tomato with more brown sugar or something so it tastes bland.

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Yeah seems so, it’s pretty ok though. It tracks what is new and your mentions so it’s vaguely like a messaging app instead of IRC.

why do hangover symptoms come on in waves

Something I’ve always noticed and am going through now. Sometimes I’ll drink too much the night before and be concerned about a hangover the next morning. Morning comes, and almost always my first thought is “gee I feel like shit but actually this is way less bad then I was expecting” this misplaced optimism gets washed...

Admetus,

As well as Pons_Aelius’s input, who I think I have quoted before in another post 🤣, I reckon your body is out of balance in many other factors too, hence sports drinks can help pump electrolytes into your system, your gut isn’t too happy, and you could be genuinely lacking water. Alcohol is a poison which - paraphrasing Pons - is probably high on the priority list for your liver while the rest of your body deals with the injustice it was served.

I just found via my previous comments that I built on pons pov in the entangled particles post. Funny running into a Lemmy user again.

Admetus,

Not much spring in your step with memory foam.

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Probably just necessary collateral damage according to Israel.

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First season was pretty ok and of course we know about the rest when fame hit…

Sort of replaced Friends to a small extent.

Admetus,

SMT Nocturne, it looks as if I’m about to battle with the four horsemen of the apocalypse.

Old game I know, but old is great 👍

Admetus,

I think getting older means they can do some pretty cool stuff with their costumes. I see nothing wrong with it, it’s a massive outdoor party.

Admetus,

Your sister is having fun and like you say, each to their own. I’d do it definitely especially together with my daughter.

Admetus,

Your view is more nuanced than the ol’ xenophobia card that was the other sole comment on this thread.

Admetus,

Funny thing I heard is that it’s like a punishment for not getting pregnant (by the body). Post pregnancy my wife said she had periods but without the pain, like the body was saying ‘I’m happy for now.’

Admetus,

I love a good doomscroll before work.

Admetus,

I heard there’s been a few cases of instances blocking Lemmy.world.

Admetus,

Might get downvotes for this but Tinder’s algorithm is a bit of a hamster wheel. But if you want to keep trying don’t let my opinion faze you!

Admetus,

A cursory search shows that a closed loop can be made between two particles that are entangled but other than that, scientists are sceptical of the possibility of time travel or entanglement over time. Only over distances.

Agree with Pons_Aelius.

VLC for android alternatives?

Hi, hope I can ask here. I’ve been using vlc for android as my music player but it really struggles after 5k local songs surprisingly so I’m looking for an alternative. The main problem I have is that after switching to the user account that has my local media, vlc refreshes and clears my playlist and I’m at the point...

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I use Pulsar which is pretty good for my needs.

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I’m assuming there’s a shredder in the middle of the funnel, kind of like when that ice machine shreds up a random crony in James Bond prior to the avalanche in that scene in whatever James Bond film it was I forget.

Admetus,

It’s bloatware and adware imo.

Admetus,

Libre office was alright but tabbed layout was buggy, entering stuff in excel was delayed by 0.5s everytime, the math formula program required some esoteric knowledge, and libredraw messed up pdfs which foxit otherwise opened with precision. I stick to Microsoft office 2007 which does exactly what I expect.

Admetus, (edited )

As well as gendered, there’s also by race.

Black Chicks White Chicks for example 🤣

Edit: seems my memory is fading.

Admetus,

Me thinks that one call from an old lady may have been just this, and when I chuckled a bit as I couldn’t identify her voice she called me demented and hung up. Feel like the call was probing for the vulnerable.

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Ha, I was thinking that I never recalled the sound going off on any car in the UK, but regularly and obnoxiously goes off in China. But nobody gives a shit about noise in China.

Admetus,

So do you hunt and forage your food then?

(Good natured sarcasm 😁)

Admetus,

Perhaps you could tell us something about Napoleon that really turns you on.

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I feel like all my expectations from these comments were granted.

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Shin Megami Tensei Imagine online is still going thanks to release of the source. Legends.

Admetus,

I’ve seen the number of carrots you can get from a meter squared, I honestly felt like they never saw a vegetable patch in their life. Qatar? Well then…

Admetus,

I did it once when I was about 21/22 in the middle of a (deserted) road. Embarrassing but I reassured myself that it wasn’t dumb.

Admetus,

While I like the back gesture, it does interfere at the worst of times. Text selection and scrolling an ebook sideways for example.

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Amended title: give me a good alternative to YouTube and peertube.

Admetus,

We climbed the mountain in Kandersteg, Switzerland. I was basically a young teenager, we were on a scout trip there, with various other troops mostly from England. A bit like a jamboree. 3/4 up the mountain we got pelted by hail, and you wouldn’t believe how painful it was even under the hood of my jacket to be pelted like that, especially against the ears. Some unfortunate ones with no gloves/hood had no choice but to cover their ears with their bare hands, and these were bleeding following those few minutes of the storm.

It was exhilarating. After getting to the warmth of the chalet we also got to go across the glacier, with yawning chasms in full view literally a yard or two away from our feet. Such things few youths have done, and I would recommend it for my own children if I could.

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