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LollerCorleone, in Man Gets 100 Years for Accidentally Killing His 8-Year-Old Daughter While Trying to Shoot His 18-Year-Old Son
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I am confused by the way this is reported. Did he mistake his son and his ex-partner to be officers who had come to evict him and shoot at them? Or did he hold them responsible for his looming eviction?

Anyway, US really need better gun control. Looks like any nutjob can get a gun there. It is tragic to see a young life ending this way.

lmaydev,

Also the fact a mentally healthy person can snap in the heat of the moment.

If there’s a gun nearby that can be all it takes.

xX_fnord_Xx,

Death by cop is quite popular in the States.

anarchy79,

Sometimes it’s even voluntary!

anarchy79,

That is ridiculous, let’s take a hypothetical example and replace guns with red buttons that fire nuclear missiles- why should responsible nuclear missile button owners have their rights to own nuclear missile buttons be infringed by the actions of a few nuclear missile button owning crazies? Let’s not throw out the baby with the bathwater, there’s plenty of perfectly normal everyday situations where owning nuclear missile buttons make absolute sense and is in fact to be considered a patriotic duty. So said musket wielding men in wigs 250 years ago, and dang nabbit, so we all say still!

TheJims, in Man Gets 100 Years for Accidentally Killing His 8-Year-Old Daughter While Trying to Shoot His 18-Year-Old Son

Thankfully no guns were hurt during the incident.

-Republicans probably

echodot,

The problem is there wasn’t a nearby cop that could have shot everyone, that would have sold the problem.

T00l_shed,

I don’t know if they had the complexion to be shot in self defense by a cop though.

ours,

How white are the people involved?

doggle,

Pretty white, but not very wealthy if that makes a difference

PersnickityPenguin,

Republicans actually: lol stupid fuck, glad I’m not a loser like this guy!

MudSkipperKisser, in Man Gets 100 Years for Accidentally Killing His 8-Year-Old Daughter While Trying to Shoot His 18-Year-Old Son

It’s okay, just now on the news I saw that a man successfully shot and killed his 21 year old son, so the universe is now balanced.

Baines,

clearly this 8 year old and that 21 year old should have been packing

Diplomjodler,

Obviously. The solution is always more guns.

weew,

the only thing that can stop a bad senior with a gun is a good toddler with a gun

anarchy79,

Caught’em slipping.

Potatos_are_not_friends,

Not really. Going to need a 8yo girl to shoot a boomer now

Wirrvogel,
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Will two 5 y.o. that shot their grandmothers by accident do?

xX_fnord_Xx,

Probably be fiddled by a priest and write a tell all novel about it.

Goddamn, am I disenfranchised.l

There was a time you could write a scifi story about aliens who made contact, but they spoke via drugs.

I’m just bitter, I guess.

anarchy79,

I mean at least let’s enjoy what few benefits comes of sauteeing society in arms.

Hairyblue, in Bored ape NFT event attendees get their faces burned by event lighting
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Bored Ape NFT owners say: "Ow! My money! Ow! My eyes!"

Catoblepas,
HappyPornDaze, in Man Gets 100 Years for Accidentally Killing His 8-Year-Old Daughter While Trying to Shoot His 18-Year-Old Son

Just kill him now. Why the fuck should anyone pay to let this piece of garbage breathe our air? Grenade him on TV.

HappyPornDaze,

Actually, it doesn’t look like this fat fuck can even breathe our air, but end him anyway.

Stanard,

As long as our military budget is measured in trillions of dollars I think we can afford to feed even this scumbag on the . 0000001% off-chance that he’s not guilty. It kind of sucks, don’t get me wrong, but IMHO the death penalty isn’t the answer. Not only do I feel like even one wrongful execution is far too many, I also feel like in some ways a quick and painless death is sort of going easy. I say make him live out the rest of his natural born life as a prisoner that will have this on his conscious, provided he has one, for the rest of his days.

vsh,

Let him suffer. I hope he’s semi-immortal and dies after 99.9 years served.

Suspicious, in Bored ape NFT event attendees get their faces burned by event lighting

Wait I though bored apes “”“”“creator”“”“”"/ main bag holder split with the money and tanked the whole market for apes

jonne,

This is probably the bag holders trying desperately to keep the apes relevant in hopes they can pump up the price again and offload.

squiblet, in Bored ape NFT event attendees get their faces burned by event lighting
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It’s unfortunate that people were injured but fuck, I’m still scarred just by seeing these awful things. At least if they were going to do a scam art investment scheme they could have made the art not hideous.

Imbrex, in Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video

Wtf how is the onion supposed to keep up with this shit

Neato,
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By waiting until people are used to their shit and posting completely normal stories about them. No one would believe them.

Fal,
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pete_the_cat,

"Republican has a change of heart when their 12 year old daughter gets pregnant, now supports abortion. "

SomeoneSomewhere,

No, I think that one’s fairly common. So is just “Republican gets pregnant, now supports abortion - but only for her specific circumstances”.

BigDaddySlim,
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“Rules for thee but not for me”

runner_g,

The only moral abortion is my abortion

A long read but relevant just as much today as it was 23 years ago when published.

umbraroze, in Bored ape NFT event attendees get their faces burned by event lighting
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You wanted deregulation, and ya got It, biiiachezzz

Neato, in Bored ape NFT event attendees get their faces burned by event lighting
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So the financial harm wasn't obvious enough for the Bored Apes? The creators wanted to be sure everyone knew it was made to hurt them directly but burning their retinas.

ultratiem, in Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video
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Zahille7,

What the hell is this perfect picture?

ultratiem,
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IKR!!!

csolisr, in Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video

So what you’re telling me is, that Johnson and his little Johnson measure the usage of each other’s Johnsons?

Delphia, in Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video

Its really creepy and intrusive. But at the same time, I can find really fucked up porn with literally zero effort.

I mean, if your kid has terrabytes of rough incest bdsm porn people will ask why you werent monitoring their internet use, but monitoring them like this feels like a different kind of weird.

gibmiser,

Shit, if your kid has terabytes of train videos you need to intervene. Terabytes of any specific thing and… son we need to talk

Delphia,

Thats what I mean, how do you know unless you’re either using this shit or searching the HDD. I was a kid back when porn was Jpgs traded on floppy disks or grainy 480x320 10 second realplayer clips.

skooks,

Why did that make me feel so nostalgic?

Delphia,

Because if you’re as old as I am nost of the ladies in those images and videos are now retired… like OAP retired.

skooks,

Keep talking…

Fal,
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He’s taking about his kid monitoring him as well.

Delphia,

Lets be real here, the “Kid” is 17.

Now I dont know what a healthy father/son relationship looks like because I never had one but it seems to me that knowing “Dad likes blondes with big tits” might be slightly less scarring than being left entirely to your own devices with no oversight and going down a rabbit hole of xvideos fetish porn.

Theres 2 kinds of men in the world. Those that have beaten their dick, and fucking liars. Maybe this shit is weird and creepy, and maybe they have had honest and open discussions about sex and he is trying to give his son healthy attitudes towards it.

Huxleywaswrite,

If the knowledge was only dad’s preferences in women, sure, mostly harmless. The damaging part of this would be the villianification sexual desire. You’re telling someone that a normal part of having a body is wrong and you should feel shame for it. You’re also thrusting the responsibility for the parent’s impulses onto a minor.

I’m also not naive enough to believe that they had any serious, healthy discussions about sexual urges beforehand. This is the right, its just indoctrinating them onto the shame and guilt spiral as soon as possible.

Melpomene,
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This guy's only experience with healthy attitudes toward sex is when he's attempting to ban healthy attitudes toward sex.

foggy, in Drunk Grizzlies Keep Getting Hit By Trains In Montana

Well who is over serving them?

-department of liquor control, probably.

NumbersCanBeFun,
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From the article:

Since 1980, 63 grizzlies have been hit by trains and killed along a section of railroad near Glacier National Park. Many died because they got drunk on fermented grain spilled from railcars and couldn’t move fast enough to outrun the trains.

IvanOverdrive, in Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video

There is no normal, only weird and weirder. Beware the normies, for they are least normal of us all.

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