fluxion,

Maybe Elon should just donate a billion because he supposedly cares about free information so much?

amio,

Oh, but you see, information is really only free if it's something Musk agrees with.

smileyhead,

To everyone thinking Wikipedia should go with the deal and then change the name back.

It’s like taking money for doing d*ck tatoo on forehead and then doing laser removal, humiliation. No foundation or company should show they are craving for money by doing anything someone would pay for.

LufyCZ,

Honestly, they’d be stupid not to take it.

Imagine how much you could do with a billion. It’d perpetually sustain the organization, it’d allow them to hire translators and writers, resulting in better content for all of us.

Hell, I’d take it, and 99.9% of people on this planet would too.

smileyhead,

In practice organizations don’t have mechanizms to secure such amounts of money. It would be a massive cake to divide. Dirty money is dirty money, don’t show Elon Musk he can de anything.

Mojave,

Lemmy users denying a billion dollars because it’s not moral:

LufyCZ,

It’s honestly kinda perplexing.

Everyone keeps talking about taxing the rich but when someone offers to give a nonprofit we all love a billion dollars it’s suddenly the worst thing on the planet.

decisivelyhoodnoises,

Are you that naive by choice or what?

desconectado,

I don’t think it’s immoral, but who in their right mind takes Elon seriously? Would you really accept 1 billion dollar from a known attention-seeker scammer, if you tattoo your forehead? No thanks.

If this were coming from Jeff, or even a drug lord, I would probably be ok with it, as long as they are serious and without childish conditions.

Mojave,

Lemy users denying Wikipedia a billion dollars to Owns Teh Eylon

desconectado,

I think you misunderstood, if Elon were to be taken seriously I would definitely accept it, but are you really sure he will go though the deal? That guy is a clown, can’t be trusted a bit.

decisivelyhoodnoises,

Who hurt you?

LufyCZ,

Worst case, they can keep chugging along without any changes, except maybe stopping the donation “nag”.

Anticorp,

Honestly, they’d be stupid not to take it.

Did he offer them a legal contract? Because otherwise he’s just flapping his fat lips, seeking attention like a toddler.

LufyCZ,

If the deal were real of course

jivemasta,

I think you call his bluff, play chicken with him. See what he comes up with as his terms to the agreement, read the contract, have lawyers check it for loopholes and it they find one, sign the deal and exploit it.

Then donate the money to another foundation.

At some point I’d be willing to bet he would back down and not follow through, but anybody that is in a position to call him on his bullshit should do it

decisivelyhoodnoises,

No reason. It would require elon to be part of whatever position and he will destroy it like twitter.

Also his endgoal is most probably to control what’s written about him

MrFlamey,

I offer Elon $1 to change his name to Doge McCumStain. I hope he will accept my generous offer.

ProfessorProteus,
@ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world avatar

He clearly has the level of self-respect required for such a dignified name. And I doubt he’s ever passed up an opportunity to make a quick buck.

ImpossibilityBox,

I’ll offer him $10. As a measurement of a percentage of my personal wealth I am offering double what Elon is offering.

decisivelyhoodnoises,

I challenge elon to give the one billion to me and I will give him back double

Maddie,
@Maddie@sh.itjust.works avatar

Why do we let this man-child have billions of dollars?

the_q,

Because our capitalist system requires psychopaths to function and rewards psychopathy.

Maddie,
@Maddie@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yep also narcissism and casual cruelty

aceshigh,
@aceshigh@lemmy.world avatar

Pathocracy

decisivelyhoodnoises,

Nah the most efficient system humans ever imagined can’t be that bad. Infinite growth sounds very logical

the_q,

Cancer.

decisivelyhoodnoises,

I thought my sarcasm was obvious

atempuser23,

He paid 44bln and hasn’t even changed twitter.com yet. Don’t expect him to pay up.

s_s,
@s_s@lemmy.one avatar

Sounds like a good idea for a wikipedia page. Put Elon’s picture on it.

HeartyBeast,
@HeartyBeast@kbin.social avatar

For shits and giggles, the Foundation should absolutely get lawyers to put together a binding agreement to this effect and send it to Elon to sign.

… and then watch him run away

Jax,

And let him destroy wikipedia?

You are aware that Musk isn’t doing what he’s done to Xitter because he’s stupid, right? That he’s very intentionally destroying the platform, and that was a platform purchased at 44 billion?

Seriously?

Damage,

It’s not like he’s buying it, it’s just an agreement on a change of name

Jax,

Idk, names are pretty fucking important to search engines.

Although, they could pull an ultra 5head omega brain move and change the name alongside a policy that allows anyone to change wikipedias name similarly to it’s articles. Maybe let it last a week for notoriety, change the policy back alongside the name and pocket the money.

Damage,

I guarantee if Wikipedia changed names today, there’d be 0 issues finding it even immediately after the change.

Jax,

Probably, unless they accept even more ez money from Papa Musk for other stupid things.

HeartyBeast,
@HeartyBeast@kbin.social avatar

No, I’m suggesting they troll him

Jax,

Troll him at the expense of the search engine that likely keeps them afloat.

I don’t want Musk to influence social media anymore than he already has.

HonoraryMancunian,

You are aware that Musk isn’t doing what he’s done to Xitter because he’s stupid, right?

I can’t say I’m aware of that

Fixbeat,

What a fool. Why do we let the worst people take the most from us?

set_secret,

and he’d definitely pay too.

wombatula,

Just like he fought Zuckerberg, and how he followed through on the Twitter purchase without having to be forced!

set_secret,

don’t forget about his full self driving cars by 2015

skullgiver,
@skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl avatar

He can totally pay rent and severance fees if he wants to, he’s not a fraud, he’s got plenty of liquid assets! It’s just those dang antifa lgbtq liberal woke communist advertisers that keep pulling out for no reason at all, everyone will get their money, promise!

Knowing him he’d pay the billion in doge coin and tank the value of the coin the next day just out of spite. He’s only doing this because he’s mad he can’t control or buy Wikipedia to stop telling uncomfortable truths about him.

lemmylommy,

Chance the name for an hour, display only Elon’s wiki page and sue the dickhead.

ArcaneSlime,

All it takes for you guys to donate is for Elon to make a dick pun about your name?

If I can get him to do mine will you donate to me? I’m broke af I could use it.

Send_me_nude_girls,
@Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de avatar

For a billion I’d change my name to that.

kick_out_the_jams,

The other part is that you would also have to sue Elon to actually get paid.

probablyaCat,

That's what escrow is for

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Does he stipulate for how long? If not, change it for a day, take his money, change it back, and give Elongated Muskrat the finger.

macrocephalic,

Get the money first. You don’t want to end up in a long, protracted legal battle because he offered you money in a social media post. It’s how he ended up with Twitter.

cupcakezealot,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

he seems to be speed running the tesla bankruptcy arc

Tolookah,

I’d give Elon 1 billion picoDollars to change his name to Dickipedia. Rounded down.

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