Fixbeat

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Fixbeat,

Great, now I want some (sph)elotes.

Fixbeat,

Remember, they used to prescribe real drugs instead of placebo bullshit. Those were the good old days.

Fixbeat,

That’s the spirit! You have to break a few eggs to make an omelette.

Fixbeat,

If it’s too long, it’s bad for shitting.

Fixbeat,

I wonder if we’ll still be here.

Fixbeat,

Obviously a real cool dude.

Fixbeat,

Relatable.

Fixbeat,

This reminds me of the scorpion and the frog.

Fixbeat,

Carrying 5 people in comfort while towing a trailer as well?

Fixbeat,

My point is that these vehicles are not equivalent, but feel free to haul your family around in that midget truck.

Fixbeat,

But good thing you are there to tell people what they need.

Fixbeat,

Minivans can haul about 3500lbs, which might work for some situations.

Fixbeat,

Jaundice Pete, probably.

Fixbeat,

Steam has taught me that I don’t have to pay that much. Just a little patience.

Fixbeat,

Wait for a sale or buy used, maybe? I can’t really help you, I only play pc games.

Fixbeat,

That’s why you need a Neurolink so that they can make sure that you are thoughtfully considering each ad.

Fixbeat,

Thank god!

Fixbeat,

CEOs or fall guys?

Fixbeat,

Look at that lady in the upper left 😳

Fixbeat,

Yep

Fixbeat,

I know this is a joke, but there might be an evolutionary advantage to being able to detect some light and movement when your eyes are closed.

GTA 6’s Publisher Says Video Games Should Theoretically Be Priced At Dollars Per Hour (www.forbes.com)

While Take-Two is riding high on their announcement that a GTA 6 trailer is coming, its CEO has some…interesting ideas on how much video games could cost, part of a contingent of executives that believe games are underpriced, given their cost, length or some combination of the two.

Fixbeat,

Just another money grubbing ceo with zero interest in, or aptitude for making great products.

Fixbeat,

Ghouls can’t smile.

Fixbeat,

How the fuck would I know?

Man who refused to wear mask, assaulted B.C. Walmart greeter sentenced (bc.ctvnews.ca)

The vulnerability of the victim, a senior who is described as “of very small stature” was also considered aggravating. The judge noted that although Beresford was using a scooter, there was no evidence that he needed to do so because of a disability and that he was younger, bigger and stronger than the victim.

Fixbeat,

That was my thought as well.

Fixbeat,

What about DDG?

Fixbeat,

But, raisins are made of grapes, and grapes are great.

Fixbeat,

They’re just mad that the drudgery of writing papers is coming to an end and they have one less tool to torment students.

Fixbeat,

I’m a lot more willing not to buy their overpriced products.

Fixbeat,

Goddamn that looks good 👍

Fixbeat,

Somebody’s bean bag chair probably fell overboard.

Fixbeat,

I can’t detect any coherent lore or story in Diablo.

Fixbeat,

More like bored game, amirite

Fixbeat,

Et tu IKEA?

Fixbeat,

I don’t get it.

Fixbeat,

Skeletor sure is expressive for a skull.

Fixbeat,

Do you have a moment to talk about Cheesus?

Fixbeat,

Don’t just say it, don’t pay for it.

Fixbeat,

A1 it is!

Fixbeat,

I love A1 and would totally put some on that 🥩

Fixbeat,

Time = unemployment

Fixbeat,

No, Time = |money| so negative money counts.

Fixbeat,

Humans : challenge accepted.

Fixbeat,

Are you a scrotal expert?

Fixbeat,

Better switch to liquor.

Fixbeat,

What flavor are you hoping for?

Fixbeat,

Tangy!

Fixbeat,

I feel the originals were great when they came out, but haven’t aged well. Of course, I was a kid and the special effects were cutting edge at the time.

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