lemmylommy

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lemmylommy,

A new method to confuse mall cops.

lemmylommy,

If you ever get these after a contacting customer care, here is how they work:

10/10: ok. No need to reprimand employee

9/10: acceptable every now and then

Anything less than 9/10: talk to employee about their low performance and lacking commitment

This applies to all questions asked, including “how is the weather?” and “did you sleep well tonight?”

So here is how I answer, knowing how it works:

Employee helped me or at least tried to (and was hindered by company bullshit): 10/10, no exception. Yes, I will sacrifice my firstborn on your corporate altar and will build a shrine to your CEO in my bedroom. Of course I will recommend [product] and to anyone and everyone I will ever meet and praise [company] with my dying breath.

Mediocre service: no reply

Truly awful service, employee was a dick: 2-4/10, so it does not look like petty revenge, but is still bad

lemmylommy,

Vielleicht ist ja wirklich mal jemand bereit, ernsthaft zu regieren statt mehr oder weniger verzweifelt politische Punkte zu sammeln.

lemmylommy,

Click here to chat with hot dentists in your area

What is good to eat when you have no appetite?

I am super sick right now and haven’t eaten much in a few days. It’s getting to the point where I am gonna need to force myself to eat something to keep my strength up but everything just sounds terrible to me right now. I have been subsisting mostly on small glasses of milk and the occasional packet of instant oatmeal....

lemmylommy,

Add some good (low sugar and low added fats) peanut butter or any other nut butter and/or ground nuts to your oats. Makes for a healthy and calorie rich meal that keeps you sated for a while. It’s easy on the stomach, does not cause the blood sugar to rise quickly and you can eat it spoon by spoon over the whole day, if necessary.

Also don’t forget to drink plenty. I find tea and highly diluted apple juice (like 10%) are ideal when I am sick.

lemmylommy,

How is CDPR on the same level as EA?

lemmylommy,

And what will your sign read?

  • „Stop firing rockets at civilians and hospitals in Israel“
  • „release all hostages“
  • „stop using civilians as human shields“
  • „stop stealing fuel from hospitals“
  • „do not criminalize homosexuals“
  • „do not bake babies“
  • „don’t rape“
lemmylommy,

Well, that site complains about adblockers, so it is not much better.

Russia, the "island of tranquility:" Putin’s new campaign will downplay the war while painting the West as rife with problems, Kremlin insiders say (meduza.io)

Vladimir Putin’s campaign for his fifth term in office will not draw attention to the war in Ukraine. Instead, it will “focus on foreign affairs” by criticizing Western countries in Putin’s speeches and propaganda materials. The Kremlin hopes this approach will portray Putin as the man responsible for turning Russia into...

lemmylommy,

War is peace. Ignorance is bliss.

lemmylommy,

Afair estimates put the portion of dead crabs between 10 and 30%. Some might also be unable to reproduce due to the bleeding.

OK Microsoft... trying to log into Teams while work lapop updates to Windows 11. No longer works in any iPhone browser, including Edge. The app will not authenticate my work login. (lemmy.world)

Update…Per Microsoft’s instructions, disabled all tracking protections in Safari and requested desktop mode and it works. Their instructions say turn protections back on after using teams… 😐...

lemmylommy,

That are two capital NOs from me:

  1. using teams on my own phone
  2. turning off tracking protections.

Google and major mobile carriers want Europe to regulate Apple's iMessage platform (www.engadget.com)

The long fight to make Apple’s iMessage compatible with all devices has raged with little to show for it. But Google (de facto leader of the charge) and other mobile operators are now leveraging the European Union’s Digital Market Act (DMA), according to the Financial Times. The law, which goes into effect in 2024, requires...

lemmylommy,

Israel bombs terrorist hideout/rocket launchers/… below/next to UN school in third major attack on Hamas hiding behind civilian infrastructure in Jabalia city

ftfy

lemmylommy,

High. If there were still any alive. I suspect as a hostage I would prefer a quick death to more weeks or months of Hamas „hospitality“. We have seen what those animals do to people.

lemmylommy,

quesTion EverYthIng

lemmylommy,

Ja. Schmeckt nach Plastik.

lemmylommy,
  • According to terrorist organization Hamas.
lemmylommy,

So is this about a high score? Whoever has the most dead people wins?

lemmylommy,

The number of Palestinians killed in Gaza. *

  • according to terrorists organization Hamas
lemmylommy,

Der beste Döner in Würselen.

lemmylommy,

„32.65% better performance“ compared to what? That article is utter garbage.

lemmylommy,

Don’t rely on the algorithms. They will inevitably steer you towards clickbait, mindless attention whoring and controversy baiting. After all, they are designed for keeping you engaged at the cost of wearing down your attention span.

Instead consider what you are interested in and try to find likeminded people online. From there, look for connections to other places. Those can be links or something someone mentioned. Even in times of Facebook, Reddit etc. there are still some great forums on some topics around. And there are real gems buried under all the crap on YouTube, you just need to find them yourself.

If you just want to browse for interesting videos without a specific topic in mind, try the channels of public broadcasting. PBS, dw, ARTE etc. have great documentaries on all kinds of topics.

Also consider listening to audiobooks. Audible is not that expensive, otherwise some are on YouTube or in some places you can get access to online libraries with a offline library card.

lemmylommy,

Chance the name for an hour, display only Elon’s wiki page and sue the dickhead.

lemmylommy,

Why, oh why did the lions of Antarctica elect this clown their king.

lemmylommy,

Sollte sie es schaffen, idiotische Nichtwähler zu mobilisieren, wäre aber auch niemandem geholfen.

lemmylommy,

What a stupid headline. This is not the wind lifting the ground, it is the wind almost pushing over trees with very shallow roots. Trees that will deposit a few hundred kilos of wood on one‘s head once they come down. Trees that will push over their shallow rooted friends like dominoes (which btw is why mixed forests are so important).

I can’t believe the BBC would publish a video of a Darwin Award contender like that.

lemmylommy,

It is. They also were very, very quick to point out that „the west“ is at fault for supporting Ukraine too much and therefore Israel not enough.

lemmylommy,

Man möchte also die gelebte Praxis jetzt in Recht gießen. Prio-Brief gibt es bereits und die realen Laufzeiten sind seit Corona auch nicht besser geworden.

lemmylommy,

Artist: she smells so bad like fish, even the cat wants to get away.

lemmylommy,

Fair enough. Give me a clean windows without ads, auto installs from the store, telemetry and other data theft, Cortana/copilot/clippy, onedrive, edge, teams, Microsoft account and nag screens and I will gladly pay 1€ per month. Otherwise, Linux it is.

lemmylommy,

Fernzug

Als wäre der pünktlich 😂

Billige (!) Elektrolyte?

Weiß irgendjemand, wo man wirklich billige Elektrolyte herkriegt (also deutlich unter 50c pro Stundeneinheit)? Ich würd in Zukunft recht gerne öfters mehrtägige Touren fahren (bei denen ich auch wirklich den Großteil der wachenden Zeit auf dem Sattel bin) und da empfiehlt man ja, man soll zur Ernährung noch Elektrolyte zu...

lemmylommy,

Bin kein Radfahrer, aber du könntest vielleicht die Zusammensetzung von den teureren Produkten mit der von „Elektrolyte plus“ von dm vergleichen.

lemmylommy,

So, does husband #3 have the same name as you?

lemmylommy,

Good day. Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior ka-boom?

ajsadauskas, to technology
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Elon lied about the monkeys — and he shouldn't be trusted to put his Neuralink chips in human brains.

"They are claiming they are going to put a safe device on the market, and that's why you should invest," Ryan Merkley at the Physicians Committee, told Wired. "And we see his lie as a way to whitewash what happened in these exploratory studies."

Really heartbreaking reading what happened to the monkeys.

People quite rightly think of Elizabeth Holmes as a fraud for making false medical claims about what the Theranos machines could do. So why aren't Elon's claims at Neuralink being held to the same level of scrutiny?

https://futurism.com/neoscope/terrible-things-monkeys-neuralink-implants

@technology #Elon #Neuralink #ElonMusk

lemmylommy,

Or desperate. Forget the investors, Elon lied to those who saw it as a last ditch effort to beat their diseases.

lemmylommy,

It was the style at the time

lemmylommy,

Just don’t get too close to Till if you are a woman.

lemmylommy,

Still waiting for that single player DLC …

lemmylommy,

How is it brothers fault that you bought something without checking if it has the features you need?

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