TonyHawksPoTater,
@TonyHawksPoTater@kbin.social avatar

This is so douchey. Why not just give that money to Wikipedia? Or even a smaller amount? As the largest free information resource in the world, Wikipedia is an invaluable asset for humanity as a whole. Just feels weird to say, "I'll give you money, but do a trick first," to anyone, let alone the holders of a free, worldwide encyclopedia.

Wikipedia is a useful tool, Elon is a major tool.

intensely_human,

Yo I’ll change my name to Dickipedia

intrepid,

He should keep it and rename himself. It suits him more.

Jumi,

Wikipedia is already rich enough, donate to the contributors instead

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Does he stipulate for how long? If not, change it for a day, take his money, change it back, and give Elongated Muskrat the finger.

macrocephalic,

Get the money first. You don’t want to end up in a long, protracted legal battle because he offered you money in a social media post. It’s how he ended up with Twitter.

set_secret,

and he’d definitely pay too.

wombatula,

Just like he fought Zuckerberg, and how he followed through on the Twitter purchase without having to be forced!

set_secret,

don’t forget about his full self driving cars by 2015

skullgiver,
@skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl avatar

He can totally pay rent and severance fees if he wants to, he’s not a fraud, he’s got plenty of liquid assets! It’s just those dang antifa lgbtq liberal woke communist advertisers that keep pulling out for no reason at all, everyone will get their money, promise!

Knowing him he’d pay the billion in doge coin and tank the value of the coin the next day just out of spite. He’s only doing this because he’s mad he can’t control or buy Wikipedia to stop telling uncomfortable truths about him.

AceFuzzLord,

That man child has the emotions and humour of a little kid, I swear.

rawn,

He’s trying to distract from the probe into Tesla’s range. It’s working.

PinkPanther,

Wait, what?

nickwitha_k,

There’s a federal probe into Tesla lying about their vehicle range. He’s throwing a fit and closing that it could cause great harm to the brand.

Roflmasterbigpimp,
@Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world avatar
  1. Take Money.
  2. Re-Name to Dickipedia.
  3. Re-Name back to Wikipedia.
  4. Laugh about Musk.
  5. Profit.
cupcakezealot,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

bold of you to assume elon would pay up

anomandrake,

He had to pay up for Twitter, on basically the same joke.

Clusterfck,

I think purchasing a public company and promising a donation are two different things.

Paradachshund,

Even better, tell him sure thing, send the money, and then just don’t change it.

Dkarma,
  1. Rename to elonpedia for a day
  2. Demand the billion dollars
  3. Find a young attorney to sue pro bono on the grounds that Elon is a dick
  4. Laugh about the fact musk has to pay attorneys to defend himself in court.
  5. ???
  6. Profit.
s_s,
@s_s@lemmy.one avatar

Sounds like a good idea for a wikipedia page. Put Elon’s picture on it.

Anticorp,

Indicator 9,876,872,820,111 that that fucker has more money than anyone should ever have.

paintbucketholder,

There’s not one single person in the world who should own a thousand million dollars, never mind hundreds of thousands of millions of dollars.

The pure existence of billionaires is unethical and immoral - doesn’t matter whether they’re being stupid and fascist in public, or quietly pulling strings and bending society to their will in the background.

OrnatePotato,

Tangential, but I’ve always wondered why in English 10^9 is one billion. 10^6 is one million. Twice as many zeroes should be one billion. Three times as many, one trillion, etc.

DeltaTangoLima,
@DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com avatar

From memory, when I was a kid, it used to be that a billion was 10^12, but I think most of the world changed at some point to adopt the American billion of 10^9.

Edit: wiki article that discuss a little of this

MrScottyTay,

As a kid I was taught numbers like so.

Once you had X amount of X, then it became the next one. 10 ten = 100, 100 hundred = 1000 1000 thousand = 1 million, 1 million million = billion. And so on.

DeltaTangoLima,
@DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com avatar

Yep - same here. Australia, early 80s. You?

MrScottyTay,

I’m only 29

Buck,

100 hundred is 10,000

logi,

Only in English is this weird naming system used and originally only in American English. You can put it in the pile over there with the miles and pounds and other oddities.

Other languages have milliard between million and billion, billiard after billion etc.

PinkPanther,

Long vs short counting system. Americans use the short system. As a European, long system makes so much more sense! Here’s an interesting video about it: youtu.be/C-52AI_ojyQ?si=-TS4BYg-FT0SAeSo

macrocephalic,

Miles and pounds came to America from England, but miles were the common system at least as far back as the Romans.

Short form numbers are used throughout the English speaking world and are the international scientific standard.

Why is is that you think that your system of squaring makes more sense than the system of a new name for every third power of ten?

logi,

Short form is used in English only and was reluctantly adopted outside of the US since the 'mericans weren’t going to budge. Any science done in other languages uses the more logical form. I’ve done it myself in 3 of them. And it’s weird how I fluently translate between American billion and international milliard or American trillion and international billion. But I’m sure there is going to be a rocket blown up over this at some point.

Why more logical? Billion, prefix bi for 2 is million squared. Trillion, prefix tri for 3 is million cubed. Septillion, prefix sep for 7 is? Honestly, though, at the end of the day it doesn’t matter that much. It’s just grating that were being yanked backwards. However slightly. And yes, that pun was intentional.

Sure, the US didn’t come up with the imperial measuring system but everyone else has moved on. Miles were used by the Romans but were they the same miles? Everyone had their own foot… the story about Napoleon being short was simply that he was measured in French feet and they were longer than English feet so he amounted to fewer of them. I guess it’s slightly better now that there is only one set* of archaic pre-enlightenment units in play :shrug:

*having said all that, some of the US measurements don’t quite coincide with the UK ones but I can’t remember any if those details. But it’ll probably kill a other rocket too.

PS I dare you to look up the Swedish mile.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

But I want to quietly pull the strings of society so everyone can have food and housing security, get rid of food deserts, and end Elon Musk personally. Like, with my hands. Give me a billion dollars

TopRamenBinLaden, (edited )

I don’t think you’d be a billionaire for long. I’d have that problem too. How can you just sit on a huge pile of money when you could do so much good with it? They are all like stinky dragons hoarding their gold.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Nah the billion dollars is a get out of jail free card.

Oh wait you were talking about the stuff I wasn’t being facetious about.

set_secret,

why do we allow this to happen?

macrocephalic,

Because too many people think that one day they’ll be rich and get to take advantage of poor people like themselves.

set_secret,

ah so greed?

kent_eh,

Who is “we”?

What have you done to prevent it?

set_secret,

I know this is trolling but fwie, ‘we’ is the community that we’re all part of.

kent_eh,

More that it’s a confirmation that having money doesn’t make you a good person.

ShitOnABrick, (edited )
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds like a decent deal and pretty funny tbh wikimedia foundation gets a shit ton of money which’ll go towards a variety of good causes while being in the public eye because elon is involved and Elon is a big figure Elon gets to make a billon dollar shitpost everyone’s happy sure as hell doesn’t seem like Elon is attacking wikimedia foundation just that he wants to make a bad financial decision although saying that most things Elon do end up being bad financial decisions

Anticorp,

He said billion, with a B, not million.

ShitOnABrick, (edited )
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Even better more money

Neil,
@Neil@lemmy.ml avatar

Do you have no concept of punctuation?

hornedfiend,

I’d give Elly 1$ to suck that pedia.

cupcakezealot,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

he seems to be speed running the tesla bankruptcy arc

rivermonster,

Guillotine that nazi fuck. Way past time for some French revolution.

ShitOnABrick, (edited )
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Ah rivermonster an insane and not upstanding citizen of today’s modern society totally not a danger to others

rivermonster,

I will always proudly be a danger to Nazis and fascists.

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Are they really tho it just seems to me like you just really don’t like anyone with a differing opinion after a quick glance through your comments I could be wrong dare I say but after looking through your comments it looks like you think anyone remotely right wing is a big nazis facist boogeyman sure there are some people out there with those beliefs but there generally quite small in numbers

rivermonster,

In the US, yes, anybody on the right wing is either a straight-up fascist or comfortable being fascist adjacent, which isn’t much different.

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t believe this to be the case. this is my opinion. but I know. that there are honest. good hardworking people. on both sides. of the political spectrum. Not everything is black and white as well some issues are more complicated than others

rivermonster,

I’m not downvoting you bc I respect that’s your opinion. But might I suggest that you investigate how much a billion dollars really is?

This is an old but great place to start:

mkorostoff.github.io/1-pixel-wealth/

There is no contribution and work that someone can do to earn that much in a meritocracy. They literally have to have fucked their societies laws and values so much that folks believe that while people are homeless, hungry, fleeing wars, unable to afford healthcare and schooling, etc, that the 2700+ billionaires in the world should be able to have so much that they literally couldn’t spend it all if they tried.

If you believe in a meritocracy, then billionaires should be repugnant. No individual contribution is a billion dollars.

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

This sounds interesting, I will prehaps look into it m8

wombatula,

What do you call 9 people hanging out with 1 Nazi?

spoiler10 Nazis

YeetPics,
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

Stfu, nazi

ShitOnABrick, (edited )
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Define nazi for me tell me what does the word nazi mean and do this without searching it up I also want you to read my comment again as nothing I’ve said makes me a nazi tankie or any other political extremist

Dkarma,

“remotely right wing”. So, Obama?

ShitOnABrick, (edited )
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Isn’t obama apart of the democrats? I dunno I’m not mercian m8 so I’m not too used to mercian politics all I know is there are two main political parties republicans which it’s main ideology is Conservatism and democrats which it’s main ideology is social liberalism obama is left wing I’m fairly certain as he runs with the democrats

Dkarma,

Google Overton window and realize obama is right of reagan on most major policy issues.

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