AWittyUsername,

Dasher?

Million,

DoorDash food delivery guy

fne8w2ah,
jcdenton,
@jcdenton@lemy.lol avatar

Good convo

MonkCanatella,

A fellow scholar!

HardlightCereal,

I only see two options: almond milk and breast milk

RedAggroBest,

Leave the Activision-Blizzard break room and go to a store. Might have better luck

KpntAutismus,

bold for you to assume they have a job

XTornado, (edited )

Oh no…in there they have nut milk but not almond… It’s another kind of nut.

Moc,

I just want milk that tastes like real milk.

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Soy milk is the only non-dairy milk I’ve tried that comes close. It’s not 1:1 but it’s good enough to be used with cereal and not be super weird at least. And the vanilla flavored one isn’t bad as just a drink.

ReverseThePolarity,

This tastes like real milk, and only 2% fat.
Looks significantly at your stomach

yrnttm,

Whole milk for my kefir please.

TimewornTraveler, (edited )

You dropped this:

.

Messy Turks!

XanXic,

“that’s a lot of choices”

Stfu and pick one. You sitting there having a casual conversation on your couch. Meanwhile the driver just standing there in the milk aisle staring at their phone for 5 minutes while you want to know all the options and hem and haw.

Sneptaur,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

It’s probably at a cafe or something

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

90% chance the entire conversation was made up for the meme.

XanXic,

If the Dasher is standing in line at Starbucks waiting for an answer that makes it 10x worse lol

Sneptaur,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

That is very likely what is happening

GCostanzaStepOnMe,
@GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de avatar

Having someone else stand in line for your fast food is so incredibly absurd I still can’t get my head around it

Blackmist,

I remember when fast food was actually fast…

mkhopper,
@mkhopper@lemmy.world avatar

Rice milk not an option?
Literally a waste of time.

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

They are always out of Oat Milk because it’s the G.O.A.T. Milk.

PM_ME_FEET_PICS,

Nothing really compares to real milk though.

Bop,

Eh, I outgrew human milk at a pretty young age actually.

Kusimulkku,

Have you tried it since?

Honytawk, (edited )

They won’t sell it to me when I asked :(

I do like the packaging though.

funkless_eck,

hard disagree my dude but it’s ok we can dunk our biccies in whatever we like

HardlightCereal,

How come you’re saying “real milk” when you mean “breast milk”?

p1mrx,

I once had a roommate from India who saw “got milk?” on a carton, and thought it was goat milk.

That’s actually pretty confusing if you haven’t seen the commercials.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t get how they’re so good at milking those little oat teats.

PeWu,

It fascinates me how they are getting almond milk.

Poor almond cows.

Honytawk, (edited )

Almooooo

Shut up Almeera you fat cow. Now let me squeeze your almonds.

RagingNerdoholic, (edited )

It’s almond juice. There’s only one kind of milk, and that’s moo cow fuck milk.

Edit: for the zoomers that missed the reference

thedirtyknapkin,

hey now, there’s also goat milk among others.

thisNotMyName,

Gatekeeping milk. Okay, if you think that’s worth the effort

abysmalpoptart, (edited )

He’s just making a lewis black standup comedy reference

TurboDiesel,
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

Clearly humor is dead on Lemmy

Honytawk,

Nah, the joke just comes off as gatekeeping in this context

VikingHippie,

There’s also literally every other mammal with the possible exception of platypi. Nobody knows what the fuck is up with those freaks and anyone who claims otherwise is a liar, high or a high liar.

Grass,

Cow titty juice. You can call anything anything. If enough people say it then it’s correct. It’s like how the word ‘literally’ gained an extra definition of ‘not literally’. Unless you are speaking France French, then the government decides or something.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

I wonder what odd jobs the other reindeer do outside of the holiday season.

VikingHippie,

Prancer does modern dance

Vixen is a model

Comet is a programmer

Dancer is professionally tiny

Cupid is a couple’s therapist

Donner is a very specialised party planner

Blitzen is a photographer

Olive is an oil magnate

And Rudolph is a mine shaft inspector.

Caboose12000,

professionally tiny?

funkless_eck,

cf John, Elton and his desire to be held close by such a one as this

Th4tGuyII,
@Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

I genuinely wonder who skimmed milk is made for.

If you can't drink whole milk due to the fattiness, you'd surely just drink semi-skimmed milk (2%)

And if you couldn't drink it due to the lactose, you'd just go for milk alternative.

So who is skimmed milk for? Who's buying it?

Sotuanduso,

Probably people who think it’s healthier.

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

It is healthier.

Stop drinking fat water you literal babies.

You don’t need trace nutrients from cow titties, you need to eat some goddamn vegetables.

Sneptaur,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

If you wanna be healthy you should drink a milk alternative anyway IMHO

DragonTypeWyvern,

I would suggest water but we all have our vices.

Sneptaur,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

Water doesn’t make my coffee lighter

n0clue,

Um, yeah it would…

Sotuanduso,

I don’t like coffee so I just drink hot water with cream and sugar.

skulblaka,
@skulblaka@kbin.social avatar

Fuck that, trace nutrients from cow titties are goddamn delicious and I will not be shamed into drinking the sad calcium-water wannabe that is 2% or skim milk. I will drink my whole milk loud and proud, fuck the fat content. My bones are smiling at me, Imperials, can you say the same?

NielsBohron, (edited )

There is really nothing better than whole milk on a bowl of granola for breakfast. I wasn’t a whole milk fan until I had kids and tasted what whole milk was like on cereal and in coffee. Plus if you actually have a cup of whole milk, it’s so satisfying and filling, it’s practically a meal substitute.

Now there’s no going back.

Sotuanduso,

I drink a cup of choccy milk with my salad.

jasondj, (edited )

People who are still afraid of dietary fat from the anti-fat craze of the 80s and 90s.

If you’re watching weight, cutting calories from milk of all places is the worst place to do it. At least from whole down to skim. All the healthy stuff actually just so happens to be in the tasty part, the cream, since milk does these thing of mixing the ”sugar” into the cream in the form of Lactose. Cutting that out just leaves you with a worst-tasting, less nutritious beverage aside from the fewer calories.

If you want fewer calories but still have nutrition, soy is the way to go.

Grass,

The soy would be great if they made it less salty. It’s usually much cheaper than cow titty juice in my region.

jasondj,

I’ve found the shelf-stable tetra-pak versions usually have fewer ingredients. Trader Joe’s brand here in the US is just soybeans and water.

chumbalumber,

It’s cos it tastes better in tea.

I don’t like the fatty bit in tea. I like it in coffee, but not tea.

Sneptaur,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

If you’re on a low-fat diet ordered by a doctor for some sort of health reason, or maybe if you simply prefer the taste of skim? I can’t imagine anyone preferring it, but people do enjoy some strange things so maybe.

Ultraviolet,

Tea. Whole milk goes in coffee, skim milk goes in tea.

doingthestuff,

I haven’t drank milk in decades but before I quit I was drinking skim because the milk with fat made me nauseous and it tasted better. Eventually even skim milk made me nauseous. Fortunately I have always liked my coffee black. Although I cut out caffeine a few years ago so now it’s black decaf on a rare occasion. Yeah I’m fun at parties too.

JusticeForPorygon,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

If they’re getting oat milk they probably don’t want any of those, except maybe almond. There’s soy milk which tastes like shit, hell, there’s even hemp milk

SpaceNoodle,

Hemp doesn’t even have nipples

ericisshort,

Not with that attitude

Sneptaur,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

Personally I order oat milk but I only do so because I prefer it and I think it’s better for the environment; I will gladly take regular milk if it’s not available.

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