TryingToEscapeTarkov

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TryingToEscapeTarkov,

Eventually you get tired of being mid and then just practice. It took me into my 40s to feel that way, so it may take you a while to feel that way (if you ever do).

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

Can’t have a voice actor strike if you use AI voices. AI voice acting for all characters confirmed.

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

Weed and Adderall sound like a dope ass combo.

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

Yeah they should do it even harder and faster now. Now I’m horny.

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

If it were me she’d be tied up and I’d be taking a nap. I want to sleep so bad.

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

We pay our tax dollars to teach our police officers “killology”. It’s as bad as it sounds.

Starbucks announces higher pay, but union workers will have to bargain for it (www.cnn.com)

Starbucks employees are getting more pay and new benefits, but some are only going to baristas that haven’t unionized. A National Labor Relations Board judge previously found that similar moves by Starbucks violate federal labor law, with the company appealing the decision....

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

I’m not sure why Starbucks is fighting this so hard. The ones that did unionize only got slightly better things and they’ve never striked before. People are too comfortable being marginalized.

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

Wait until he finds out DJ X just plays the playlists from Spotify curators and he isn’t really keeping track of what you skipped.

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

If they have 2FA then yes use the same password. If not heeeeeeeeeellllllllllll no.

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

RRRRRRR ME MATEY. SEEMS TO ME YOU NEED TO BE SAILING THE SEAS. SHALL I RECOMMEND A SEA SHANTY FOR US TO SING?

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

Just goes to show that you don’t have to play an instrument to finger minors.

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

Which shows you America Is ran by foreign interests.

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

I will dead ass be seriously trying to listen to them and then my brain is like “remember that time when…” and then all is lost.

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

Hes the type of guy that puts the “I did that” stickers on gas pumps.

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

I started a game that had been out for only hours (the Finals) and people already had advanced builds and insane map knowledge. These guys are preordering and then no lifeing the closed beta. Its crazy man.

"Flippant" by Mr. Lovenstein (us-a.tapas.io)

alt textpanel 1: A person with a shocked facial expression approaches a flipped tortoise. panel 2: The person stops by the tortoise and says: “you look like you could use some help, little guy”. panel 3: The person walks away, looking contented. panel 4: The turtle remains upside-down....

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

I miss the IT Crowd and I am sad a show like it will never exist again.

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

When my teeth feel gross (fuzzy slippers) or my breath is kicking. Yes I am gross.

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

I love reminding Dodge drivers that the Chinese CCP owns it and RAM name. Not because that is bad or anything it’s just that most RAM drivers are also racists so that helps rile em up.

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

In this thread everyone was a work martyr and no one had time off. As Marsha said in the Brady Bunch “Sure Jan”.

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

I have a second location. Workplace and my car. Welcome to hell.

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

So this is how I find out I’m too gay?

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

Will be funny when they don’t allow them in for import anymore.

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

Public transportation in the US is abysmal.

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

2 bears high fiving.

But for real it looks like a creepy ass elephant.

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

We are addicted to coffee. But not good coffee. Shitty Starbucks or Peet’s coffee. Only a few of us truly live and drink small shop ethically sourced but we know that’s for rich folks!

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

Jubuntu sounds like it would get you in trouble with H.R. if you recommended it to a coworker.

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

You can tell gaming has been mid for so long that we get a couple of ok titles again and they are like “there is no room for all these GOTY titles!!” lol

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

Zoomers won’t listen to POTUS by their own accord. DJ X isn’t going to serve it to them either.

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

I didn’t know I wanted an airline version of KSP. Would be fun.

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

Until next time. Stay safe out there guys.

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

Want to fuck the thread up? Just ask “What is the G.O.A.T. Distro?”

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