SpaceNoodle

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SpaceNoodle,

46 oz. Beecher’s “World’s Best” Mac & Cheese

SpaceNoodle,

That sounds like it would take effort.

SpaceNoodle,

That’s the gist of how it likely works; the wake word is detected by an “always on” audio DSP, but a software mode prevents the passing of microphone data back up to the SoC. I’m actually quite familiar with Amazon Echo engineering design, and they implement the “mute” feature in a manner that takes privacy seriously: the LED indicator on that button is hardwired to only turn on when the microphone is literally powered off. Thus, an Echo device can’t even manage such a cheeky response, nor can a software bug or hack enable listening while the mute button is lit.

SpaceNoodle,

Instructions unclear, now my organ just gurgles when I press the keys, and it’s starting to leak.

SpaceNoodle,

It’s just a bit warm, have the orgy in the shade

SpaceNoodle,

What work do you do that’s better than orgies?

SpaceNoodle,

So am I, but I’ve put in enough time that I think I’ve earned eternal orgies

SpaceNoodle,

Beggars can’t be choosers

SpaceNoodle,

I’d like a couple misses as well thanks

SpaceNoodle,

They can come too

SpaceNoodle,

Tell me you’re from the Midwest without telling me you’re from the Midwest

SpaceNoodle,

It’s perfectly orgiable in either.

SpaceNoodle,

The fossils were always turning up, paleontology just didn’t really take off until then.

SpaceNoodle,

People had good guesses millennia ago, but they also sometimes thought they were dragons

SpaceNoodle,

How is it harder to accept the closer you are to evidence?

But yeah, dinosaurs were basically dragons, just with worse luck.

SpaceNoodle,

Sit in my chair with my back to the wall

Sit in my chair with my back to the wall

Sit in my chair with my back to the wall

Sit in my chair with my back to the wall

SpaceNoodle,

Sadly, the “right headspace” for me involves either several drinks in quick succession, or it being my wedding.

SpaceNoodle,

Doesn’t balance well with how I’m trying to deal with my alcoholism.

SpaceNoodle,

Mmmm I need to start getting shit together for this season’s panettone

SpaceNoodle,

No milk. Soggy cereal is gross.

SpaceNoodle,

Could you remind us who was the Pope before Jesus?

SpaceNoodle,

If your discharge is yellow, consult a physician

SpaceNoodle,

It’s gotta be worth a lot more than that since it has the power to kill people.

SpaceNoodle,

Well, for starters, you don’t type “9n” by accident.

SpaceNoodle,

No, they’re super!

If you give the typewriter to someone else, either they’ll die or you will …

Wait, how much did you use that typewriter before your mother passed?

SpaceNoodle,

New theory: the typewriter is in love with you, and will kill its owners in order to stay with you.

SpaceNoodle,

I just don’t want it cluttering up my search suggestions

SpaceNoodle,

Do they speak English in What?

SpaceNoodle,

Kids love making slime. This is actually a great idea.

SpaceNoodle,

Bro where you goin’

We need you

SpaceNoodle,

(D12 mod 4) + 1 uses two simple operations and uses whole numbers.

⌈D12 ÷ 3⌉ uses two more complex operations and relies on rationals, or worse, decimal approximations.

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