jimbo,

Who the fuck are these millennials who allegedly talk like this?

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Do it like normal people: text

Donebrach,
@Donebrach@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t believe an actual person made this.

I might believe a gen x’er was paid some money by a boomer to create the art and the dialog was filled in by a “the AI.”

If this WAS created by a person then I’d like to see them tried for war crimes.

Smoogs,

the idiot is talking to another individual about the fire AND NOT CALLING 911 or grabbing a fire extinguisher.

Person is a perpetual child in all situations. a ‘someone should’ asshole.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

USE ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, THIS ISNT THE TIME FOR DUMB INTERNET TALK

sukhmel,
RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

“I don’t remember askin you a godamn thing”

Tattorack,
@Tattorack@lemmy.world avatar

Um… I always took that to mean positive slang describing a person. I don’t think I’d use those words for an actual fire. I’d be just a tiny bit more direct.

“Excuse me, I’d hate to bother you, but the other room over there seems to be just slightly on fire… Uh yes… The whole thing…”

Underwaterbob,

Sooo… Millennials talk like lolcats?

Pratai,

I’m a Gen Z with a millennial girlfriend, and she doesn’t talk anything like that. In fact- I have never heard anyone talk like that.

sfgifz,

As a millennial I’ve never heard any millennial talk like that either.

NikkiDimes,

I’m a millennial… I use some of these words…

grayman,

She was referring to poo clogging the toilet. I have no clue why the last frame is a house fire.

phoneymouse,

I would assume big spicy boi is a big shit. I am a millennial. Guess this makes no sense.

lauha,

If someone said there is a spicy boy in the kitchen, I would assume there is a live grenade or an angry feral cat there

intensely_human,

How is this millennial lingo?

buddascrayon,

Because everyone under 25 is a millennial. There is no other generation between or after genX and millennials.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

> 50 = boomer < 25 = millennial

For everything else, there’s MasterCard

CaptnNMorgan,

Aren’t millennials in their 30’s?

Peter1986C,
@Peter1986C@lemmings.world avatar

Because everyone under 25 is a millennial

Nope.

(I advise to check e.g. Wikipedia on this matter)

buddascrayon,

I know sarcasm is hard to detect on the internet but come on. Do I really have to add the /s to my post for you to get that I was being facetious?

Pratai,

It’s not.

Dettweiler42,

Proper millennial lingo: Shit’s on fire, yo

charonn0,
@charonn0@startrek.website avatar

More of a motto, really.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

On God. Fr fr, no cap on the rizz with a lizz until I jizz. Yeet!

theangryseal,

Nice mullet bro. Reminds me of my rad dad in the early 90s.

admin,

Finna

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Groovy.

IHadTwoCows,

I still say “groovy” and have for around 40 years. I have never embraced any passing fad slang since. “Groovy” is the best and only word necessary, with “neat” as an acceptable alternate.

gerbler,

Groovy has a certain ironic twang to it these days that makes it work. Like Rad.

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

Huh?

Decoy321,

Fire. He means fire.

extant,

As a millennial I have no idea what that person is saying.

Dark_Arc,
@Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg avatar

I think you’ve got Gen Z and Millennials backwards.

prayer,

It’s millennials trying to fit in with Gen Z to prove to themselves they’re not old.

CrowAirbrush,

I know i’m old, i just found a new hobby: messing woth the younger generation by messing with their slang.

You know, like how grandpa called every pokeman pikachu…but on purpose.

Plavatos,

I mess with my zoomer children all the time: bruh, no cap, on god, sus/sussy, my guy.

They mostly roll their eyes, but I do enjoy it.

Jax,

My favorite is on cap, no god.

ultra,

Fr no cap ong

lugal,

ong

Oh, (there is) no god?

NotSpez,

This is the way

noli,

Grandpa knew what he was doing when he called all the pokemen pikachu

Lemminary,

pokemen

I… I think I’m having a panic attack.

cone_zombie,

No, no, it’s okay. It’s just a stroke.

not_a_dog,

Right? Everyone knows the correct plural form of “pokemon” is “pokemons”.

Decoy321,

Nah, it’s 2020s, the proper term is pokepersons.

Lemminary,

I spit out my drink.

Drz,
CrowAirbrush,

I definitely enjoyed that xD

Dark_Arc,
@Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg avatar

Yeah no millennial is doing that to fit in/not feel old (okay there are probably some but they’re a minority for sure), at best they’re doing that to be annoying/make fun of the crazy slang.

ggppjj,

It’s very incredibly lit, fam.

DragonTypeWyvern,

On Satan, for real no caps

victorz,

And the Gen Z is… reading a newspaper? Nah fam, I don’t think that’s what’s going on.

lugal,

You think millennials read newspapers? We are the first digital native generation. In fact, we saw the internet growing up while we grew up ourselves

bratosch,

Remember the internet before Facebook and Instagram? Good times. It was all Flash Games and p… Uhm, videos

lugal,

I still know my ICQ number. Back when all instant messagers had open protocols and you could use one open source client for all of them.

naticus,

I regret forgetting mine. I know it was 3965… Something. But that’s as far as I know for sure.

jjjalljs,

I’m still slightly mad that everyone wanted to use AIM instead of ICQ, even though icq was better. It had offline messaging and you could change your display name, neither of which aim supported.

Anyone younger than like 30 probably has no idea that those were noteworthy features at one time. You could only send someone a message if they were actively connected at the same time as you.

rwhitisissle,

Growing up? I think you mean “getting drained of any creativity or energy with age.”

NoSpiritAnimal,
@NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

Point to the panel with a Millenial reading a newspaper

metallic_substance,

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  • NoSpiritAnimal,
    @NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

    No, I responded to the wrong comment, but neither one is two paragraphs

    victorz,

    No I don’t think we do. I sure as hell don’t. Yes indeed, we are, and we did. That’s why I think the whole comic is bullshit, like wtf is this whole thing? Feels like some Gen X or earlier is trying out this web comic thing. I don’t even know.

    fsxylo,

    We used to make fun of comic books for making up slang that hilariously no one would ever use, then gen z came along.

    Dark_Arc,
    @Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg avatar

    Right? We used to be like “this is written like how some 60 year old executive thinks kids these days talk … nobody talks like this we just talk normally…”

    vaultdweller013,

    Like the boomers were better with saying grok. No I dont care that it comes from a Heinlein book.

    Buffaloaf,

    Used to make fun mullets and mustaches too.

    Littleborat,

    Looks pedo to me, not gonna change.

    hightrix,

    Used to make fun mullets

    Definitely used to do this. I still do, but I also used to.

    HRDS_654,

    My favorite part about generations is how the cut off changes with every source I look at. Like, technically I’m a millennial, but I was born in '81 which is only sometimes part of the millennial age range and never part of the gen x age range. It’s almost as if generations are entirely fabricated and not real.

    wjrii,
    @wjrii@kbin.social avatar

    One: Hello, fellow Xennial. I'm just a couple of years older than you.

    Two: I find we sort of sort ourselves based on life experience, family structure, etc. I have an brother 7 years older than me, so I skew Gen-X. My wife is less than a year younger than me, but she's the oldest and her parents are a touch younger a d fair bit less traditional than mine, so she skews Millenial.

    The generations are a convenient shorthand to discuss broad trends about how certain cultural and economic factors affect the shared experiences of certain cohorts, but they're pretty silly, especially on the edges. Chronological astrology, really.

    the_post_of_tom_joad,

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  • wjrii,
    @wjrii@kbin.social avatar

    Maybe how angsty you were feeling when the internet arrived in your town? I dunno. It feels very appropriate though, that the forgotten gen X would spawn its own even more liminal sub/pseudo group.

    bionicjoey,

    I’m a 1995 kid and I think of myself as being right at the tail-end of what can reasonably be called a millenial

    GoodStuffEh,

    Yeah, my GF and I were born in 96 but both in fairly rural areas so our experience aligns more with being millennial. I think it depends a lot on the context of your personal upbringing, but I definitely agree with your sentiment.

    bmsok,

    If you were old enough to grasp how 9/11 changed the world as we know it and have clear memories from that day, you’re a millennial. If you had to be taught about it then you’re not.

    Everyone has their own definition but that’s always been the cutoff that’s stuck with me.

    garbagebagel,

    I very clearly remember the day and am pretty right down the middle millenial but no way in hell did I understand the ultimate consequences of it.

    DudeBro,

    '94, I grew up being told I was a millenial, now people scoff and inform me that I am actually a ZILLENIAL

    it’s all made up

    Nollij,

    It was never a hard cutoff, nor was it universal. Technology has long been a big factor, which means people in rural/poor areas were a decade+ later in experiencing the same generational norms.

    Even cultural cornerstones are variable. For instance, you might remember the Challenger, or you might not, depending on your early childhood schools and your memory. The news about Magic Johnson or Kurt Cobain may have shattered your worldview, or you may not have even noticed.

    But even in the best case, these are only useful as a rough guide. You should not be trying to do anything specific with these generalizations.

    SoapyYogurt82,

    Y’know, it’s almost exactly as if generations are entirely fabricated and not real. Good point, friend-o.

    CaptPretentious,

    Whose Generation Is It Anyway?

    Were the labels are made up and none of it matters.

    DeepGradientAscent, (edited )
    @DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

    I was born in '81 which is only sometimes part of the millennial age range and never part of the gen x age range.

    I was '83. Last I heard, we’re referred to as “xennials”, but I always called myself an “elder millennial”. People need a label for everything, I suppose.

    plantedworld,

    I put myself in the elder millennial window too. I think the divider for elder and not is that I remember when we got a computer and Internet. Younger millennials don’t remember not having it, or at least not having Internet

    But it’s all just Hokum trying to pigeonhole everyone into neat uniform experiences

    DeepGradientAscent,
    @DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

    I think the divider for elder and not is that I remember when we got a computer and Internet.

    I agree with this.

    My first computer was a 386 running Win3.1 and DOS. I sometimes ask, “Do you know what an AOL installation CD is?” That, most of the time, let’s me know who was when.

    dubyakay,

    I prefer the term Oregon Trail Generation.

    smort,
    @smort@lemmy.world avatar

    I think for that age range it kinda depends on when you entered the work force. Straight out of high school? Probably identity more with Gen X

    In college for a while and graduated into the Great Recession? Probably more Millenial. That’s my uninformed take anyway

    Littleborat,

    I fucked around for 10 years before working. Born in 85 LOL. I don’t feel like the younger generation at all. The only thing is that I am shocked when colleagues actually watch traditional TV stuff like that . Other than that I am very detoxed from the typical social media nonsense maybe that’s why.

    lolcatnip,

    Generations are as real as genres.

    Lemminary,

    Or genders. Tee-hee.

    (Yes, I do like to start some shit.)

    lolcatnip,

    Pretty good analogy, IMHO.

    Kase,

    ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

    III,

    The line between generations isn’t a date, it is collective experience. For example, the split between Gen X and Millennials is digital technology. And whether one’s experience more closely aligns to either generation is entirely down to the individual - and thus, not a rigid date.

    rustydrd,
    @rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Typical Xillenial comment.

    Zehzin,
    @Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

    Bike cuck 🫵

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