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fsxylo,

We used to make fun of comic books for making up slang that hilariously no one would ever use, then gen z came along.

fsxylo,

Blade runner 2049 was a boring slideshow of backdrops with the “bwaaa” music overlaying it and occasionally plot happened. What plot is that? I don’t fucking remember.

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I think it’s weird to put illumination with the other two because while it’s technically a financially successful studio, everything they put out is borderline bootleg quality compared to the other two.

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Because it was just saying out loud what hollywood writers have been doing on movies for a while. “somehow this movie happens. Just pay us.”

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I’m actually baffled that people are buying into facebooks shit. Zuck isn’t doing this because he wants to help the competition.

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Twitch in 2 weeks : video games? Where?

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Good news is there’s barely a mess to clean up now, since that pizza is atomized.

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Tricking the body to release it’s natural pain killers which also feels really good.

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You don’t understand, smart phones kind of came out of nowhere. And only rich kids had them, and they broke really easily. We made fun of them.

The only way you were having a calculator in your pocket was if you hauled a ti-85 around, which no one was ever going to do.

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“If you buy enough suicidebux we might give you a real game!”

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And then there’s bloodborne.

First guy you meet in bloodborne is in a wheelchair.

The old man who helps you is in a wheelchair.

You get shot at by tricked out wheelchair tanks.

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Wtf that sonic sucks so hard. Sonic TV remote.

All this trilogy confirmed for me is that doctor who is dead. We had 3 episodes to set up an ending and it was still rushed and packed with chibnal style bullshit. RTD seems more interested in igniting flame wars than writing good stories.

I think Dr who is out of ideas and should have ended a long time ago.

fsxylo,

Blue cheese drizzled with honey and topped with pecans is great.

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I know zuck doesn’t look human, but I’d bet money this is photoshopped.

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You ready to get a montage reel of people pulling their brains out while screaming, straight from a scifi horror movie?

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Lol, is there a commercial that tried to pass these two off as the same guy or something?

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We just don’t get stuff like that anymore.

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It’s not douchy to say God isn’t real. That’s your insecurities talking.

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… and so weebs naturally fuck it up and make it weird.

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We can call it… Cable.

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We for sure will need to exercise, because low gravity turns our muscles into mush.

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Smooth fur and curvy lines. It helps that there’s a male fox in the picture to contrast with.

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Well that was a ride.

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Taking a breather goddamn.

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The “news” is that instead of showing up on a TV screen he has to show up in person.

What a bullshit article.

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…

Brain creaking

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Like my cat for food.

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The industry backlash wasn’t about any hype wave. My game is nowhere near marketable yet, but I internally switched to using godot despite how much work I have to repeat because unity has declared hostile intent towards indie games. Even if they walked it back the threat of their whims is still there.

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Are civil engineers known to eat off people’s plates?

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Heh, bet you all still buy the next Bethesda game.

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I paid the GDP of a small country for these speakers, so by god is everyone going to know it.

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If you get really good coffee, you can get tasting notes like chocolate, cinnamon, almond, etc. and you won’t need the creamer.

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I’ve read you can take the seeds and make bread with them. But I recommend no one try just because some Internet people are saying it’s possible.

What are your criteria for upvoting/downvoting?

I hate that I always compare Lemmy to Reddit, but Reddit used to have (not sure if they still do) guidelines called “Reddiquette” that included guidelines about upvoting and downvoting. I don’t remember the specifics (and sending too much of my browser traffic to Reddit makes me feel dirty) but one of the guidelines was...

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I never downvote and judge people who do.

It’s lazy fast food self validation that you’re superior to someone at the push of a button, and a big reason social media is shit.

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Dogs: bark

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Handing the game to Chinese room was a death sentence. Why play a vampire when you can walk around while a narrator talks about being a vampire?

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And morning dew collected on it during a cloudy day.

Otherwise it looks like… Chicken wire.

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Link talking is as much of a deal breaker as Mario talking. But the people who love minions will sell their house to watch this film and buy all the merch so they’re still going to get millions.

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Because girls are shorter than me. It’s not a thing I “go for” it’s just my reality.

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I bought diablo 4 because post release everyone said it was good. They were right up until season 1 patch. It’s like Blizzard made a mistake by making a good game and desperately felt they had to fix that mistake.

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Companies do this on purpose now. Piss people off, slightly roll things back. People will be less angry when they do the exact same thing again.

I don’t believe for one second they didn’t plan on rolling this back before announcing it.

McDonald's prices are out of control. (cdn.masto.host)

Gee, it’s almost like corporations are gouging consumers so badly that their market advantages are being lost due to greed. Inflation this quickly isnt real. It’s what happens when you come off a global pandemic with millions dead and corporations see they can freely abuse you by exploiting the public zeitgeist that prices...

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Let’s be real here. Sure McDonald’s is overpriced but grocery store chicken nuggets are a war crime.

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I used to have nightmares about that borg queen when I was a kid, but didn’t remember where they came from until the anniversary event at Epcot when they brought it back. That was a surreal experience seeing my nightmares in 3d again.

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They were a fun novelty when it was only theme parks doing it, because the theatre experience was tailored to that one movie and they could bring practical effects into the show.

In a standard movie theater there wasn’t much point and I watched potc 4 without the glasses because it genuinely looked better than with the glasses on.

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With the glasses on I felt like I was going cross eyed. They fucked it up so badly.

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I’d like to add that game graphics are not as important as file size.

Games that are 100+gb file size are just on my shit list, I don’t care how good they are.

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I don’t follow.

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I’d change Florida to Disney World because that’s the main reason anyone would get a passport to go to Florida.

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