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Kase,

Sometimes I think it’d be funny if there were a single billionaire on Lemmy watching us make fun of them. Google says there are like 2600 billionaires in the world. I imagine that’s pretty unlikely, tho.

But hey - if there are zero billionaires on lemmy, that means we have ourselves a billionaire-free zone!

Kase,

Have you tried filling it with a CRT TV?

Kase,

14 calories per serving

Kase,

Yo sour is this you?

(Idk how to tag a user, but if you see this it’d be rad lmao)

Kase,

A birth… and perhaps a death

Kase,

Haha, I’m glad somebody can benefit

Kase,

Subtitles ruin native-language movies.

Why is that?

Kase,

Pretty big. Or pretty small, depends on how you look at it. /s

Kase,

^🤖🇷🇺

Nice username btw.

Kase,

Liberal here. I don’t care how it changes, but it’d better be changing. No change = boring 🥱🥱🥱

/s

Kase,

He’s American tho. We don’t use those here.

Kase,

I had to google that, and what the actual fuck. That sounds horrible.

Kase,

But it’s a tasty wall with a nice texture. One might say, a tastysnack.

Also. Why are you familiar with the sensation of licking a wall? 👀

Kase,

Probably a stupid question, but did they have to change the original joke for it to translate into English? I don’t know any Portuguese, just curious if the play on “battery” works in both languages

Kase,

Neat, thanks!

Kase,

I need evidence. And definitely not just so I can enjoy it.

Kase,

Definitely. I started out at a private 4 year, then transferred to the community college back home. I always heard the school had a shaky reputation, but my experience here has been a thousand times better than the private university. (Not to say it’s for everyone, but it’s absolutely a better fit for me). But if I do decide to go for a BA, it’ll have to be at another school, cause they don’t offer any here.

Kase,

2025

Just like 2 more week

2024: Am I a joke to you?

Kase,

Oh right, my bad

Kase,

I would ask, but I can’t find them. Where’d they go?!

Kase,

I agree with what you’re saying. I might be wrong here, but I got the impression the person you replied to wasn’t saying that the statement is fictional/wrong, but that the god is fictional

Kase,

I feel this. I’ve met a few exceptions (including my sister, who is wonderful and my best friend), but much of the time I can only get along with religious people until they find out I’m queer. It’s pretty uncommon, at least where I live, to meet a religious person who’d even want to be friends with me, knowing that.

Kase,

Wait, fr? What countries are those?

Kase,

Oh cool, thanks!

Kase,

(⁠‘⁠◉⁠⌓⁠◉⁠’⁠)⁠\(°-° )

Kase,

The use of “three of my girlfriends,” instead of something like “my three girlfriends,” makes me wonder if she’s got more

Kase,

Maybe not, but you are.

Kase,

God, their clothes were so pretty. I can read about the horrors of the past all day, but I’ll always be just a lil jealous of the clothes

Kase,

It’s not plagiarism if you plagiarize yourself! 😎👉👉

(Disclaimer: this is a joke, pls don’t tell hbomberguy I said the p word) (that was also a joke, no offense hburgerguy)

Kase,

Two dimensional turtles are! 🐢

Kase,

Wtf is happening in the top picture?

Kase,

You collect… just knives? What’s the extra freezer for, then?

Kase,

Nah, the hoodie likes getting choked. It’s just controlling the girl like a puppet

Kase,

Oh, I’ve seen people wearing them “backward” before, but I never did try it! Thanks for the suggestion!

But damn, a pocket watch would be so snazzy. It wouldn’t fit my usual wardrobe, but it’d be super fun to wear one while dressed up!

Kase,

Hey, it’s a fair suggestion. That’s what I do most of the time, and it works just fine!

Kase,

Oh yeah, I bet fabric would be nice! Leather, too.

Same here for metal and silicone. I tried fitbit a few years ago, but the silicone band and the oddly-shaped face just didn’t feel right. ¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯

Kase,

Oh, definitely! Price is half the game here. It could be the best thing in the world, but if it’s expensive, I’d be too preoccupied with keeping it safe.

My sister keeps asking why I keep using my backpack when it’s literally falling apart at the seams, when I have a perfectly good one in the closet. This is exactly the reason. :)

Kase,

Could you explain the difference?

Kase,

It’s crazy how much names get garbled through immigration paperwork! My roommate moved from Africa (idk what country), and I’ve always known her as Ndeye (pronounced like “day” in English). Well apparently, that’s not her “real” name! She told me that where she’s from, “Ndeye” is a common title given as a prefix to a girl’s name, and it means something along the lines of “mother.” In her country, everyone called her by her first name. But when she moved here, on her new birth certificate they wrote Ndeye as her first name and her actual first name as her middle name. She told me she just decided to go with it. Ndeye is plenty unique here!

It’s unfathomable to me that they’re so careless with people’s names (like in your story), and that for my roommate, the paperwork meant for immigrants has such a rigid US-style structure. I’ve never met anyone who was especially upset about their name being changed like that, but it seems super messed up to me! 🤷

Course, I guess it’s a relatively smaller problem compared to the rest of the issues with the immigration process. Sorry for the rant lol.

Kase,

Off topic, but yesterday I tried a tamale for the first time. Apparently they’re a common Christmas food in Mexico, so my boss brought some to our party. The first bite or two were strange (as a very picky US-American), but then it was really good! 10/10 would recommend and all that

Kase,

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