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That’s a hard 36! 🧓

CurlyMoustache,
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Or just plain ol’ STAFF: sun, tobacco alcohol, fast food

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And a gun (since this probably is the US). Why go to the ground with an unknown person, and risk a stabbing injury when you can threaten someone with a gun?

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Do it like normal people: text

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So? “Laser” and “radar” are acronyms, but we use them as words

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Rest of the world: meters, cm, mm

The US: gerbil teeth, lark tongues in aspic, toenail clippings on fire

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“Det er desember den tolvte” (norwegian) sounds weird

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Last time I visited the doctor here, I paid 300 NOK (egenandel) and got the meds for free. When my appendix tried to kill me, I had to pay for the tram ticket ride up to the hospital and the tram home the day after. Cost me 60 NOK in total

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Yeah, don’t be an idiot like me. It hurts!

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“Oh my god, you’re going to get it later 🥰🥰🥰🥰”

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“How to buy a house: sell the house you currently own, and buy a new one.”

CurlyMoustache,
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The insane farting will destroy the house/apartment

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He looks so danish that it hurts my norwegian mind

CurlyMoustache,
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Det er jeg!

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If he was swedish, the cigarette would be a herring

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Worse. He’s swedish

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I have never been religious (it was never a subject that came up in my family). What I found strange was when I started studying and moved to a larger city, alot of former christians I got to know told med how they stopped believing.

These were “extreme christians” if you compare them to other christians where I live (Norway, we’re not a religious society at all). When they went out into the world, they found out that they’d been lied to. They’d been told everyone else wanted what they had, and they’d be converting heathens left to right.

One girl I got to know, told me she noticed people physically rejected her and felt sorry for her when she told them about her religion and that they also could partake. The people also asked her very troubling questions she could’t answer, and they seemed to know the religious texts better than her. After that she started to question what she’d been told since childhood

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I love doing art for just for the sake of it

CurlyMoustache,
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Fucking swedish bastards

Regards, Norway

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Bidet as it may

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This scenario is of course impossible if you only carry cards or money 🤷

/s

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I used to work in a shop when I was younger, and the older generation always asked for “cash discount”. Why on earth would we do that, my boss said to me. We need the money to be in the shop’s bank account, not laying around somewhere and not being used.

I remember carrying several 100k of our money, late at night, to our banks night safe and drop it in. That sucked. And they charged us for this too

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It is legal tender, but you can’t force people to accept cash in their own businesses. Before you walk into a store, they can say we do not accept cash. By walking in and buying, you agree to not use cash

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If you look a floppy disk from a weird angle, it will get a bad sector

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I’m a criminal! Wank wank, nudge nudge

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It does around here (Norway). I’ve never even seen how our cash looks like since the late 00s.

The US is a shit system made for fucking the average tax player in the ass

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I’m not afraid of dying, I’m afraid of the awkward social situation that follow

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Why use C and K in socks when they are pronounced the same?

New spelling: Sokks

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I tend not to use acronyms

CurlyMoustache,
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Foot condom

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But, but… Tax cuts for the rich!? 😢

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“Melt butter!? How the hell do I do that!?”

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Sugar in pancakes? That’s my hill now

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Once tried on a tight dress and high heels that my girlfriend owned. Se thought she would get a laugh “at a man dressing in women’s clothing”. She got angry and forbade me to do it again. I looked to good. Apparently my legs were sensational

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Another thing I managed to miss out on :(

Masimatutu, to memes
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Impossible

@memes
h/t to @StefanThinks

CurlyMoustache,
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Only if you definite it to be limited to there. Free speech or the lack thereof is a condition of existence for a group of people.

Free speech is just that the government shouldn’t be able to punish you for what you say. Nothing else.

What you describe is governed by the social contract. Noone should be forced to listen to what other people say, and people can freely decide to distance themselves if someone says something they don’t agree with.

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They RAKE their forests!

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Trump is quote worthy as hell:

“Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.”

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Where’s the balls and the tip of the penis?

CurlyMoustache,
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50€ for 1000/1000 here. My employer covers it.

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Heh. Somebody got offended by a joke

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