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son_named_bort,

I’m going to get downvoted for this, but…

son_named_bort,

The adults used to make the same complaints when I was a kid. Some things never change.

son_named_bort,

If I agree with them, they’re an expert. If I don’t, they don’t know nothing.

son_named_bort,

Are you the devil?

Really?

You?

son_named_bort,

My one cat likes to eat paint chips. It’s a battle to prevent him from doing so. He also likes fries and will steal them from my plate. One of my other cats likes taco meat and my third cat is crazy about cheese.

son_named_bort,

LVII percent of people are morons.

son_named_bort,

What if the real answer is the friends we made along the way?

son_named_bort,

I was told a couple of weeks ago that my workplace wants to promote me. Said promotion won’t happen until next year as that’s when the position will open up due to a retirement, but it came out of nowhere and it gives me something to look forward to.

son_named_bort,

So do I. It ramped up the slapstick humor, which is the main reason most people watch the movies to begin with.

son_named_bort,

Maybe his anus was bleeding

son_named_bort,

Snakes on a Plane. It came out when I was in college, and my college had a movie night at the local cinema, so it was a bunch of college students cheering during the movie, especially at the famous line.

son_named_bort,

I’m surprised Nixon isn’t there.

son_named_bort,

It’s okay as long as you put a giant red bow on it.

son_named_bort,

Looks like the face of someone who doesn’t know what a jpeg is.

son_named_bort,

Mario Kart Maker, like Super Mario Maker but for Mario Kart tracks.

son_named_bort,

To be fair, I’d pay $5 for 5 grilled cheese sandwiches and eat them all in one setting.

son_named_bort,

I need tungsten cube to live.

TUNGSTEN!

son_named_bort,

Wasps. Their stings hurt like hell.

son_named_bort,

That’s my favorite. Also Home Alone 2, mostly for the scene where Marv becomes a skeleton.

son_named_bort,

I remember the 5 for $5 roast beefs. Then it went up to 5 for $5.95 and later 4 for $5. Last I checked they would do a 2 for $5 promo.

son_named_bort,

I make my work lunches for the week on Sunday night. It saves me the trouble of making a lunch every night of the week.

Messed up things a doctor did to you or someone you know? / Bad experiences with doctors

Today I spoke to a coworker who had bad experiences with doctors and was seeking recommendations for a new one, then other coworkers chimed in, and so I decided to ask you guys as well. Well, not for a doctor recommendation, but about your bad experienced with doctors?...

son_named_bort,

I had an issue where food would get stuck while eating. It wasn’t chocking, as I was still able to breathe. It was more like the food would slowly make its way to my stomach and sometimes it would come back up. I told my doctor at the time, but he dismissed it as me eating too fast. So I tried to eat slower and just dealt with it. Several years pass and I got married and moved away and thus ended up with a new doctor. My wife asked me to ask the new doctor about my condition, and I told her that he would probably dismiss it, which is what ended up happening. That doctor ended up leaving the practice (which I wasn’t too upset about) and I ended up with a new doctor. The new doctor seemed more receptive to what I had to say, but I was reluctant to tell her about it since I’ve had two doctors dismiss me already. My wife again asked me to ask the new doctor about it, and this time I was taken seriously. The doctor set me up with a specialist and I had a procedure done that pretty much fixed my problem and now I can eat without having my food get stuck.

son_named_bort,

That’s what was happening. It didn’t happen all the time, but it was still annoying when it happened. Certain foods seemed to be worse than others. The procedure I had basically widen the esophagus, making it easier for the food to go down.

son_named_bort,

I think I’ll choose Sprite instead.

son_named_bort,

A lot of them got screwed out of their money, especially in the old days where there were no laws to protect them.

son_named_bort,

That’s because Warby Parker is a place that’ll offer grandma glasses for stupid-expensive prices.

son_named_bort,

There was a place near where I used to live called The Bargin Store. I tend to avoid places that can’t spell their own name correctly.

son_named_bort,

You forgot Super Bowl Sunday which takes place between New Years and Valentine’s Day and is a heavy consumption day.

son_named_bort,

The aliens will never invade. There’s no intelligent life on this planet.

son_named_bort,

Cat videos make the internet worth it.

son_named_bort,

At least the dad can’t see his son’s embarrassment.

Homer has stopped strangling Bart in The Simpsons and it’s about time (www.theguardian.com)

Nothing lasts forever. In time, the continents will crash into each other once more, the sun will swallow the planet and, at some point long after that, The Simpsons will end. But that isn’t to say that it’s incapable of moving with the times before then. Because, in yet another nod to shifting tastes, Homer Simpson has...

son_named_bort,

🎶 At K B, you drink pee pee🎶 🎶You suck!🎶

son_named_bort,

How’s Tuesday in April?

I’m at work.

What about Wednesday?

Still working

And Thursday?

Believe it or not, work.

son_named_bort,

That seems like it would be very painful, but you do you.

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