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saltnotsugar,

Seychelles pulls up with 8 aircraft carriers.

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Batussy

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Today on hydraulic press channel we have this Russia. It is extremely dangerous and could attack at any time. We must deal with it.

2023 Owl of the Year Winner!!! White Faced Scops Owl!!!

With a final score of 125-99, it is clear that White Faced Scops in your choice for the first ever SuperbOwl Owl of the Year! WFS will in the near future be our new community icon, and Snowy, Screech, and Buffy will share the banner. We’ll come up with some good ideas and see what looks best and get that taken care of....

saltnotsugar,

What a superb owl!

saltnotsugar,

“Hey router, I’d like to talk to-“

(Throws packet to the ground) YOU WILL TALK ONLY IF I WILL IT.

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“Four score and seven years ago…what’s happing to me!?”

saltnotsugar,

I’m gonna watch Napoleon in my office…no one come up here! I’ll be back in 15.

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(Slaps another sandwich down) FOR THE HOLDERS OF THE SHARE.

(Everyone in the restaurant) FOR THEY SHARE THE HOLD!!!

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Pat x 10,000

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Is also explains the great speed…scientifically.

saltnotsugar,

A candy bar that taste so amazing that it haunts your dreams, but you can never find it in a store ever again.

saltnotsugar,

I also feel that people here are much nicer, and willing to engage with content. Even tiny communities usually make pretty great posts.

saltnotsugar,

Any time the power goes out some person needs to say “Wooooah” with mild alarm.

saltnotsugar,

Space Bucees! Much like regular Bucees but floating around in space!

saltnotsugar,

DS9 does need more beef jerky scenes.

saltnotsugar,

This guy is all set to rock out with his cock out.

saltnotsugar,

More eyelashes. More. Okay, I think you’re hearing, “Give me a lot of lashes.” What I mean is GIMMY ALL THE EYELASHES BABY!

saltnotsugar,

It’s some form of elvish.

“The language is that of Mordor, specifically the legal team giving the terms and conditions, Frodo.”

saltnotsugar,

Come to think of it, there were some twerking fellas on the grassy knoll.

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Møø

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This error is brought to you by MEGA BURGER!

saltnotsugar,

Sturmtiger…what are you doing here?

“I have big bomb.”

Their rounds will go right-

“Big BIG bomb baby.”

saltnotsugar,

The Bob Semple was the real reason Japan was willing to surrender.

saltnotsugar,

In the kitchen it hums with delight,

A mischievous microwave, quite a sight.

With a twist of its dial, a dance begins,

Uneven warmth, where chaos wins.

saltnotsugar,

All knights form Voltron on c4.

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(Rings hand bell) Drugs! Get ya drugs!

“Hey! These aren’t drugs. These are lollipops.”

I can see YOU my friend, know your drugs.

saltnotsugar,

WAT.

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Relatable

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BACKBLAST AREA CLEAR BATTLE BUDDY!

saltnotsugar,

The soldier died.

“That’s bad!”

But he nutted quite strongly before the end.

“That’s good!”

saltnotsugar,

The best part of waking up, is bustin that morning nut.

saltnotsugar,

Looks a bit like a dentist office, at least in this room.

saltnotsugar,

Helicopter killing go cart.

saltnotsugar,

Now you will witness the firepower of a fully armed and operational…Borg…cube thingy!

saltnotsugar,

I was thinking more of a concept that you would love to see, like personally I’d love to see Crusader Kings combined with Total War drop in battles.

saltnotsugar,

This is the Mark 477 tactical short, which crushes the marine’s crotch, making them the ultimate killing machine.

saltnotsugar,

How was that fast lane working for ya? Ya dingus!

saltnotsugar,

He let you down.

saltnotsugar,

You can take out an APC crossing water. You can call artillery on a bridge laying operation. Floatie Bois?! Unstoppable.

saltnotsugar,

We’re all hot dogs in a car god.

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Wow, that’s way further out into the ocean than I thought.

saltnotsugar,

Made me livin in the fiber optic mines. Mine all day, mine all night in those fiber mines.

saltnotsugar,

This is why I always start my novels with a literal explosion and action music.

saltnotsugar,

Join the ranks of the Staff Duty. This elite corps has watched over desks, and is a time honored tradition that I somehow always get assigned to on Saturday.

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There are no military tactics to counter a surprise tactical peekaboo with a claymore mine.

saltnotsugar,

Praise his glorious crazy eyes.

He is the one who smoketh the meth.

May his raggedy ass bless my mess.

Tho book of Owl, chapter 8 verse 9.

saltnotsugar,

Snickers. Seize the means of yummy in your tummy.

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