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Maybe you’re just getting older.

If it wasn’t for my kids, I wouldn’t even bother with the tree.

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Right, outside, lets fight!

Those movies are amazing, maybe what you’re missing is that the age of the main character is the age of the target audience.

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Can I do a TV show?.. I’m gonna do a TV show.

The Mandalorian is boring!

They should have called it “Shiny Boba Fett and Baby Yoda travel planet to planet doing stuff”.

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My first!

A 1974 Layland Mini with a Cooper S engine my uncle and I rebuilt together, a carbie big enough to suck in a cat, disc brakes, big fat tyres, faired arches, monster stereo and a muffler big enough that everyone knew I was coming…

I miss that little beast, it was quicker off the line than most of mates V8s, wish I’d never sold it.

25yrs later, on my 8th car, and it’s still the one I think about the most. I drive a family friendly 3L diesel 4x4 now, which I also love, but that Mini will always be king.

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Why is your father such a childish fuckwit?

Why does he let you act equally/more powerful?

Can I have an Audi RS6 Avant with unlimited fuel and tyres?

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If you believe they actually work; I dare you to go suck some charcoal farts!

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Caveat: you’ll produce some pretty good gases after you stave yourself to death!

I need to record over some Hi8 tapes; 5 tapes, ~2½ hours each. I can record audio and video directly. What should I put on there? (kbin.social)

I'm getting rid of an old Hi8 camcorder and figured I'd throw in the tapes with it, but I want to wipe the contents of the tapes before I do. I don't have a huge magnet or anything I can use to quickly erase the tapes, so the only option is to record over them using the camcorder. Instead of being boring and just muting it and...

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Badger Badger Badger on a loop.

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It’s only on while I’m using it; why waste power to save 20 seconds?

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Long gone are the days of turning it on and going to make a cuppa while it booted up.

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Grow up!

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New microwave.

It’s now coated in burnt oils/vapour and you’ll never get them out.

Don’t fight it, not worth the time and effort, they’re pretty cheap, replace it.

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The fan, outer casing and every single component that the air passes over are not easily cleaned.

Send it to the recyclers.

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Is it a motorsport weekend? Might park my arse in front of the TV all day Saturday and Sunday.

If not, just a movie with the kids and that’s likely it.

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Chickan… CHICKAAAAAAAAAANN

What phone do you sugest for your grandparents?

I got a task to buy a smart phone for my grandparents, they are not techsavy but they know how to use basic functions. Iam looking for an andoid because it has language pack i need. I dont need it to have lots of functions, onley a good camera and a big screen. Bonus points if it can be flashed with some kind of simplefied...

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Well… Anything a generation old for price and not flag ship. Samsung A-something or Google something-a. You can change the screen dpi to make thing more readable.

You can install a custom launcher to have full control over the home screen and just show the important apps like call, text and email. I use pre sale Nova.

Most custom launchers let you lock the home screen too, something I learnt was important for my mother who would CONSTANTLY drag stuff around, get lost and then claim she didn’t go anything.

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The answer to both questions is “ball soup”, but the pleasure varies between who’s giving and who’s receiving.

Childish jokes aside; pea and ham is a good soup for any occasion.

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suggestions paid advertisements

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Get a custom launcher mate; I installed one the second my Shield started showing that bullshit a couple years ago.

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Yeah, or just install a custom launcher.

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Mine is computers,

Okay… Could you be a little more specific?

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Yep, having the house paid off would be huge!

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It’s so cute watching Apple users get excited about minor customisations.

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Really? Sounds bizarre.

Here in Australia you can buy metric-only and metric- imperial tapes anywhere that sells tapes.

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You can definitely do both!

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I gave my wife a good wormtongue during that scene.

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Play Lego with the kids while she goes for a nap or walk.

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You didn’t end with “Mr Wolf”!

Why do people hate on mobile games, call them "not real games" and mock them, when some mobile-exclusive games are the best games I've played?

The Infinity Blade or Minigore series, for example, or anything made by Illusion Labs. These games are genius and most consoles don’t even have a touch screen or utilise it well like some smartphone games do....

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Solitaire!

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Play the games you enjoy on the platform you want and ignore anyone that gives you shit for it.

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Totally got laid; worth it!

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Isn’t it the broadcasters often air them out of production order?

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Stuff, other stuff, daily stuff.

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Tax exemption for religious organisations.

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I don’t know how to answer this properly, I’ve only had 3 serious/long term girlfriends and I married the 3rd nearly 20yrs ago.

I’d have to say being down to earth, farting on the 3rd date and just laughing about it.

She’s always been my best friend, one of my dickhead mates I can let my hair down around and we can both be ourselves, all day, every day.

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Normal bodily function.

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I thought it was a funny reply; others did not.

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