I'm re-reading The Hobbit at the moment. Gandalf might not be a conjurer of cheap tricks, because he's only packing the expensive, high-caliber stuff. (files.mastodon.social)
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"Work Hard. Play Hard." by War and Peas (files.mastodon.social)
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"Reaching people on the internet in 2022" by The Oatmeal (files.mastodon.social)
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"Deep Breath" by J. L. Westover (files.mastodon.social)
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Ted rule (files.mastodon.social)
alt textTweet by San Antonio Express-New, saying: “Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz, who uses the preferred name Ted, has introduced a bill to limit the use of preferred names and pronouns.”
professions rule (files.mastodon.social)
alt textA sign saying: “MEN TEND TO CHOOSE HIGH PAYING PROFESSIONS - LIKE DOCTOR, ENGINEER, CEO, ETC., WHILE WOMEN NATURALLY GO TOWARD LOWER PAYING CAREERS - LIKE FEMALE DOCTOR, FEMALE ENGINEER, AND FEMALE CEO.”
Majestic Fortress (files.mastodon.social)
alt textA four-panel comic. 1. A king with a red cape and crown proudly gestures to a yellow castle, exclaiming, ‘Behold, I have built this majestic fortress.’ 2. His servant with a pointy hat and robe, responds skeptically, ‘But my lord, your castle is made of marshmallows.’ 3. The king stands atop the castle,...
Symptoms - Chris Hallbeck (files.mastodon.social)
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egg🥚irl (files.mastodon.social)
Picture of a broken egg, on the broken shell’s inside are tally marks, foot prints of a hatchling lead away from the broken egg.
ich🛍iel (files.mastodon.social) German
sudo (files.mastodon.social)
alt textBrain: Open your eyes. Person sleeping on bed: Permission denied. Brain: Sudo open your eyes. Person sleeping on bed: The brain is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
president rule (files.mastodon.social)
"Say No More" by J. L. Westover (files.mastodon.social)
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"Welcome" by War and Peas (files.mastodon.social)
alt textFour panels. Robot (approaching professor): “Professor, I finished all my assignment. What do I do now?” Professor: “I dunno. Do whatever you like.” Robot: “But I don’t know what I like.” Professor (taking a sip from her coffee cup): “Welcome to the club, kid.”...
"duckboard" by Anubi (files.mastodon.social)
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rule (files.mastodon.social)
"The Internet" by Chris Hallbeck (files.mastodon.social)
alt textThe internet is fantastic. You feel connected with the whole world. Video chat with friends that live far away. A constant stream of hate and doom beamed directly into your eyes 24/ 7. Cat videos....
"Hard Read" by J. L. Westover (files.mastodon.social)
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"Dragongrave Stronghold" by DrSmey (files.mastodon.social)
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"AAAAAAAA-" by Haunted Anubi (files.mastodon.social)
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"The Sound and the Fury" by J. L. Westover (files.mastodon.social)
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Land of the Rule (files.mastodon.social)
"Shareholder" by J. L. Westover (files.mastodon.social)
alt textThree panels depicting a person and a robot labelled “social media algorithm”. Person (handing over a card): Please share this with my friends. Social media algorithm (holding the card closely): I will show this to… no one. Person: But… Social media algorithm (poiting gun at person): Pay me....
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"Choices" by Mr. Lovenstein (files.mastodon.social)
alt textTitle: Choose your own adventure! Option A: Stay up late. Panel depicts person sitting up at night behind a laptop with an energy drink. Option B: Go to bed early. Panel depicts person sleeping restfully at eight o’ clock. If you chose option A: panel depicts tired person holding a cup of coffee saying “I’m so...
