What are the worst names you could give a baby boy?

Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don’t worry, I’ve already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won’t get food poisoning

AnalogyAddict,

For very different reasons:

Edward Jacob

Elon

Donald

Raven

Leonard

Ismael

Vladimir

Christian

Jim Bob

Chad

Kevin

Justas,
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Popieanus, after the Roman politician. Yes, it’s pronounced “poopy anus”.

Inucune,

Pud’n

ElGosso,
@ElGosso@hexbear.net avatar

Testicles, but pronounced like Hercules (“tes-ti-CLEEZ”)

Cromalin,
@Cromalin@hexbear.net avatar

sleggar
jamitov
bajeena
revive
bring
harry

root_beer,

Beef.

Because that’s a girl’s name, idiots.

fixmycode,
@fixmycode@feddit.cl avatar

Strongest Avenger

csolisr,

There is a Pokemon competitive player named Chuppa Cross IV. Which means not only that somebody was unironically named Chuppa, but also his father, and his grandfather, and his greatgrandfather as well.

littlewonder,

Child Tax Credit, or, ChiTaC (Cheetah C) for short.

Eylrid,

Chi’tac, cousin of Bra’tac

deathfoam,
  • J’nathan
  • Lester
  • Krang
  • Schawghn - pronounced Sean
  • Sponk - halfway between Spock and Spunk
  • Clippy
  • Korn
  • Hootenanny
  • Dan-The-Man - short for Danimal-The-One-And-Only-Manimal
  • Skeet
lorez,
AnUnusualRelic,
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Something with emojis is sure to never go out of style:

B😉bby

jasondj,

Oh, yes, little B😉bby ┬──┬s, we call him.

magnor,
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Well, Adolf has to be up there.

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

Angus.

ouRKaoS,

Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo

Confound4082,

Make sure to keep him away from any open wells

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