phorq

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phorq,

Do you work for a tv manufacturer’s marketing department? Please make a thicker model with decent built in speakers and buttons that I don’t have to feel around for!

Edit: Also, please no smart features, they age poorly. I can provide my own…

phorq,

Yeah, honestly sounds like something you’d try when you have no shame. Not that I’m judging, just there’s a certain low you have to sink to to be the first one to try that…

phorq,

Braille toilet paper is a real missed opportunity…

phorq,

Do demons count as hauntings? They probably just painted over the pentagram.

phorq,

I’m the weird one who puts my phone on loud when I sleep. If anyone is actually calling me and not being marked as spam, it is probably a work or family emergency. Otherwise I just expect a message.

phorq,

Define “the” without using the word “the”… Take that logic! Set and match!

phorq,

Any grater can do it if you’re brave enough. The key is to hook one of the leads of a car battery up to the grater and the other up to the potato.

phorq,

That’s why all the rich people say they’re makin cheddar

phorq, (edited )

Doing drugs should be decriminalized, but not legal. Ideally when someone is found addicted to drugs they would be provided help rather than punishment. Selling drugs should remain criminal but consequences should be determined based on the amount found selling and to who (like a child or someone who’s pregnant would be a higher penalty at the discretion of the court), legalizing would just give a tax incentive for pushing drugs similar to gambling.

Edit: I want to clarify, I’m talking about addictive drugs with known negative health effects like meth. Weed can be legal, who cares.

phorq,

Yeah, but we already have laws against specific drugs so this wouldn’t be any worse than what we already have, instead it’s an approach to make it safer without just saying it’s okay. But yeah the decision of if it should be a controlled substance should be left up to a board of medical professionals rather than politicians as it is now.

phorq,

Shrek Punch: onion juice followed by a taste of ass and waffles

phorq,

More like Cosmic-sans…

phorq,

Inserting and removing junk and watching it to see its reaction to my touches…

phorq,

How dare you! I can’t tolerate someone who could put an apostrophe just in the middle of nowhere like that! Don’t you have any moral compass at all!?

phorq,

Oh good, I was worried that large corporations weren’t getting along…

phorq,

It’s like that song from Rent: 8008135 minutes

phorq,

That better be next to the gardening section.

phorq,

Came here to make sure people said this, was not disappointed

phorq,

As an American who doesn’t understand the appeal of our shared reality tv religion, I can confirm I have been exiled.

phorq,

It’s not a substitution for socializing, it’s just an extra thing on the side for me where I can get dumb jokes out of my system. Anything is unhealthy if there’s too much of it, and if you’re finding you’re having trouble moderating usage then I agree you probably shouldn’t be on here. But I wouldn’t call it useless if you get something out of it, it just shouldn’t consume your life.

phorq,

42: Always know where your towel is.

43: Star Trek memes or you’re the next away mission’s red shirt.

phorq,

Sharing is caring, and that includes data… unless it’s personal data.

phorq,

I would normally put an if-statement before that to verify if IGNORANCE still equals BLISS

phorq,

I need to overwrite windows because currently I’m just considering my laptop unusable until I bother to fix grub after that…

phorq,

Well, it’s grilled cheese. You can remove the cheese yourself, see what I care.

phorq,

Pretty sure my comment is visible, but please let me know otherwise (airtight plan over here…)

phorq,

“Everybody, here comes the plane, out of the water because I’m gonna need 30 minutes to digest…”

phorq,

Canadian Geese, the animal that Canada stored all its rage inside and sent to battle the United States

phorq,

I don’t see what you did there.

Edit: now I do…

Why do most people refuse to accept that they are wrong

I have come across a lot’s of people like these. like 99% of them. Sometimes it makes me think twice if what i am saying is wrong? What’s wrong with them. Is it so hard to swallow your pride and acknowledge that the other person is speaking facts? When they come to know they are wrong they proceed to insult/make fun of...

phorq,

Yup, and when most people are a certain way, odds are you are too. I try to keep an open mind as much as possible because it’s very hard to identify your own biases and it would be naive to believe that I am the exception to human nature.

phorq,

He’s naked, in an empty room, and smiling when he shouldn’t be… Yup, nothing left to lose.

phorq,

Lemmy.ml is pregnant and lemmy.world is not the father!..

Am I doing internet drama right?

phorq,

That’s the basis for Alex Melton’s whole YouTube channel and I’m here for it.

phorq,

Cats don’t care about political and economic ideologies… pay no attention to Egypt.

phorq,

I don’t know how that would even be possible for me. I use my phone for my music and gps, pretty sure I ain’t going anywhere without it.

phorq,

*Grushed

phorq,

This is the first time I’ve wanted potatoes mashed but not because I’m hungry…

phorq,

“Hey, how many legs do you normally have on your leg?”

phorq,

There is, but it normally gets lost in shipping.

phorq,

Do you think they’re cats?

phorq,

That’s ruff-ruff buddy…

phorq,

Depending on how well I know the person I’ll say something like “slowly going insane, but it’s fine”

phorq,

Starfleet propaganda at its finest

phorq,

There’s nothing wrong with a family owned and operated small business, but once you start hiring outside the family you need to value the performance of all employees fairly. If somebody is working hard at your company and you promote a family member who’s slacking off to a position the good worker was eligible for then that’s nepotism.

phorq,

Yeah, I understand wanting a more devoted/consistent following, but I think it would probably be better to have an incentive like an extra panel or behind the scenes information in the newsletter if you wanna attract people and not lose your casual audience.

phorq,

I think that zebra is high too, its stripes are having trouble staying straight.

phorq,

Look, if it’s an enclosed space with children present it’s okay as long as the rent has been paid in full.

phorq,

D’OH!

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