"Lighthouse" by Extra Fabulous Comics
bionicjoey, This is Loss
KingThrillgore, 
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
PissinSelfNdriveway, Behind the bastards the war of the eggs
Melt, A nightmare awakes me, blinking light!
There’s no guide, blind ships in the night.
Oh blood red moon, eat away the night.
Darkness covers my lonely soul,
No one to feed the dying light…
little_hermit, This should be in the training manual for all lighthouse keepers.
phorq, There is, but it normally gets lost in shipping.
CosmicCleric, 
My new favorite comic site. Thank you for sharing.
Carlo, In the final (unseen) panel, the keeper is fired after killing Jason off, and countless screaming Argonauts.
generic, 
🎶 Blue bird of friendliness. Like guardian angels it’s always near. 🎶
rob_t_firefly, 
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch, who watches over you
generic, Make a little birdhouse in your soul
0ops, Not to put too fine a point on it: say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
jagungal, Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Slovene, Is that Ephraim Winslow or Thomas Wake?
smuuthbrane, 
“Is polish her lamp by the light of day So ships at night can find their way I wanna marry a lighthouse keeper And keep them company”
ChickenLadyLovesLife, I feel like somebody this dumb would have their cap on backwards.
dmention7, Dude… harsh.
Not unwarranted, but harsh.
ChickenLadyLovesLife, I should have added that he would also be wearing crocs and half-calf white socks.
oce, 
If you walk with the sun in your back, it is unwarranted.
HerbalGamer, 
Milton Jones’ origin story?
Katana314, I remember this being told in old joke books, but this is also a good version of it.
otter, 
Riddle from Reddit 9 years ago:
A man went out drinking all night. He came home and before going to sleep he turned off the light. He awoke the next morning and went outside, and there were dead people all around. What happened? Yes or no questions please :) Good luck!
Agent641, Did he live in Manhattan and was it 9/11?
lugal, That escalated quickly
snooggums, 
No, those descended quickly.
HiddenLayer5, 
He lives in the back of a cyanide factory and in his drunken stupor accidentally hit the emergency release switch instead.
dalekcaan, It’s obvious when you think about it
jaybone, In the event of an emergency, release the cyanide that will kill everyone.
Makes sense.
CarbonatedPastaSauce, This persons comics are hilarious. This one got me good.
Fredselfish, 
This is one way to be a pirate. That our a serial killer.
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