GrimSheeper

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GrimSheeper, (edited )

“Dongles per snongle” sounds like a British person measuring the gender ratio at their local pub

GrimSheeper,

I’m still angry about that person from a couple days back who doesn’t preheat their oven

GrimSheeper,

This one time, I showed up to work in a pair of green slacks and a white dress shirt, sleeves rolled up to the elbow. A friend of mine sees me that morning and the first thing he says is “You’re dressed exactly like Peter Griffin.”

It was easily the most devastating sentence anyone has ever spoken to me. I haven’t worn those pants since.

GrimSheeper,

I’ll definitely have to try, lol. Green pants are just so hard to pair with other colors. Maybe a deep blue?

GrimSheeper,

As a licensed rapturologist I can verify that rapture events do leave stains on organic material. It’s the same miraculo-chemical process that burns Jesus’ face into the toast of true believers.

GrimSheeper,

Bottom-half fish. I’ve seen The Lighthouse like eight times. I’m ready for the mermussy.

GrimSheeper,

That’s a tough one. I want to be considerate, but I ain’t trying to raise 1,500 to 10,000 quarter-guppy children.

I think I would have to make like a salmon, fertilize the eggs as best I can, and then slowly wither away and die

GrimSheeper,

Wow… that was quite the ride. You could’ve given me all day to guess how this would be related to the post and I wouldn’t have gotten it lmao

GrimSheeper,

Yeah, RIP that dude but I’m built different

GrimSheeper,

Make sure to thoroughly check your child’s candy this Halloween. There are a lot of sickos out there putting pure, uncut heroin in their candy and just pretending it’s laced with fentanyl.

GrimSheeper,

heck

GrimSheeper,

Checks out

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c4f48b08-14a0-412c-a7b8-9fe64715eccb.jpeg

GrimSheeper,

or a Serb

GrimSheeper,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/220dfca9-20f1-4792-a119-19476310d061.png

GrimSheeper, (edited )

This here. If you can’t get the Barista edition then Full Fat is the next best thing. Chobani oat milk is rank imo

GrimSheeper,

I think it’s foamy milk for a latte

GrimSheeper,

The tear ducts point themselves toward the harmful content for more effective weeping

GrimSheeper,

Put a spooky skeleton under that truck and then we can start talking

GrimSheeper,

My favorite Kanye East track is probably “Skinhead”

Shkshkshk, (edited ) to dnd
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The Riddle of Steel

@dnd

I have an idea for a get-rich-quick scheme: using the Bessemer process to create massive amounts of high-quality steel. However, I'm sure my has not given a single thought to this (because I know her) so I'm worried that this might give God fun ideas to fuck with our party. How do I tell my group my plan, without having the industrialized slave company I know is on the other side of the map spontaneously develop a similar process?

GrimSheeper,

You may know about the Bessemer process, but how would your character discover this process? Unless your character is an accomplished blacksmith or engineer, I’d call metagaming.

… I know that’s a bit of a buzzkill, but that’s where my mind goes.

GrimSheeper,

Fair enough! My compliments on your character’s backstory - that sounds fun!

Also, I would think that a second big bang would be morally neutral on a universal scale, but that’s not much comfort for the people currently existing…

GrimSheeper,

Maybe his grandson was a ‘bad guy with a gun,’ in which case the grandfather is actually a hero.

GrimSheeper,

Perhaps the only good thing about living in Arizona is that I don’t have to deal with daylight savings time. We have too much daylight here as it is

GrimSheeper,

Wow that sure looks expensive

GrimSheeper,

I’m at the McDonald’s. I’m at the Burger8dot. I’m at the combination McDonald’s and Burger8dot.

GrimSheeper,

Both jinner and jurger sound like horrific slurs

GrimSheeper,

Salvia-type meme

GrimSheeper,

Potato Potãoto

GrimSheeper,

My condolences

whats your unconcious sign that you really really like the game you are playing

So i just noticed that when i really like the game at some point i will at once play the game and watch the stream/youtube wideo of the game( usualy speedrun or aome hardcore challenge). I noticed it recently with anno 1800 but now that i think about it i did that with tales of arise, eu4 ,kings bounty,total war,hades and...

GrimSheeper,

When I start taking screenshots waaaay too often, that’s when I know I’m really engrossed in it.

I do this especially often with EU4, like whenever I’m in a gigantic war, or when I’ve just taken some land and my borders are looking real sexy

GrimSheeper,

Y’know I’m a patriot and all, but I wish we didn’t spend so much of our national budget on the Meme Force. Let’s stop shipping our memes overseas and start meming in our local communities

GrimSheeper,

Frog on the floor.

Where’d he come from?

Nobody knows

where he’ll go.

GrimSheeper,

Drop out of school

Change name

Move to another country

TIL that player behaviors to a software bug that created a pandemic in World of Warcraft had similarities to COVID-19 in the real world (en.wikipedia.org)

… researchers noted the similarities between the game and the real-world pandemics. Both had an immediate impact on dense urban areas, which limited the effectiveness of containment procedures in stopping the spread of disease, while air travel, like fast travel, allowed infections to spread across large parts of the world...

GrimSheeper,

Episode 10 of the podcast Let’s Learn Everything! starts with a discussion of this incident and the ways that epidemiologists have studied it to draw real-world parallels.

It’s a great comedy/science podcast; I strongly recommended it.

GrimSheeper,

On top of everything else, you’ve used the meme format incorrectly. Do better.

GrimSheeper,

Did France always look like that, or did the Bavarians pull a little prank on it?

GrimSheeper,

Belgium?

GrimSheeper,

Yes, but by then the ice cream has melted

GrimSheeper,

We don’t talk about 1st America and 2nd America

GrimSheeper,

Sounds like a musk fetish to me. No shame ofc. Get that stink

GrimSheeper,

I like the boldness of the new colors, but they’re also very reminiscent of the French tricolor. I kind of prefer the first flag for its distinctness, even if I prefer the colors of the new flag.

GrimSheeper,

N/A

GrimSheeper,

It’s been years. How could you?

GrimSheeper,

… fuck. You’re absolutely right. All my theorems - flushed down the drain.

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