aniki,

I tried to render this with Dall-e

files.catbox.moe/hb6hu3.jpg

You’re welcome.

thal3s,
@thal3s@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s surprisingly good! 🥔🎄

aniki,
Lophostemon,

Those are cooked fries on the counter.

A grater cannot cook the potato slices to look like that during slicing.

Also, no grater I’ve ever encountered can produce square slices like that.

I DONT THINK THIS IS REAL!!!

Those elves are NOT REALLY MURDERING THAT CHRISTMAS POTATO BY RUNNING IT UP AND DOWN A GRATER!1!!1

FAKE NEWS EBRYBODY!!!11

tja,

YOUR grater cannot cook the potato slices to look like that

phorq,

Any grater can do it if you’re brave enough. The key is to hook one of the leads of a car battery up to the grater and the other up to the potato.

kubica,
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

I know, it can't be real, maybe it's reversed?

AA5B,

Instead of the fries shaved off potatohead’s ass, you’re suggesting the fries are being shoved up his ass? This is gay S&M porn, you sick fuck. I’m reporting you to the local Moms For Liberty chapter

HurlingDurling,

Actually, Mr Potato Head is just grinding ass, the elfs are helping. The fries where there when they got there

Raiderkev,

Also, grated potatoes are literally hash browns. They could have tried jus a little harder.

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