BruceTwarzen

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BruceTwarzen,

For me it's definitely the weather. When i see Christmas lights and shit, but i walk around in shorts i just feel dreadful.

BruceTwarzen,

A lot of horror movies end with like two people surviving, or even a man and a woman who hug each other or kiss and walk into the sunset. Good luck with your PTSD and knowing all your friends and or family members dies horribly and you got to see it.

BruceTwarzen,

*human rights

BruceTwarzen,

Shiiiit i remember. His videos were genuinely fun to watch. It started to go down a bit when he kept ranting about plastic pipes, like it's some wort of conspiracy and copper was the best thing ever. Then covid hit and ooooh boy what an absolute wanker.

BruceTwarzen,

My phone is where the music is. So i would say i'm very addicted to it.

Starfield design lead says players are "disconnected" from how games are actually made: "Don't fool yourself into thinking you know why it is the way it is" (www.gamesradar.com)

apparently this is in response to a few threads on Reddit flaming Starfield—in general, it’s been rather interesting to see Bethesda take what i can only describe as a “try to debate Starfield to popularity” approach with the game’s skeptics in the past month or two. not entirely sure it’s a winning strategy,...

BruceTwarzen,

You don't have to be a chef to realise that a shit sandwich tases bad.

BruceTwarzen,

What he said.

BruceTwarzen,

Why should they?

BruceTwarzen,

I remember wanting some nike shoes because of social pressure and my mom was like: no, lol.
I somehow survived it just fine.

BruceTwarzen,

Gamers: this game isn't fun.

Game Director: we know, shithead, but not for the way you think it is.

BruceTwarzen,

I mean, at this point i don't really know why people like their games either. I loved New Vegas but never bothered after. I bought skyrim at some point and i understood why people like that game. When fallout 4 launched i was sick at home and bought it because i had nothing to do. I rebooted the game like three times because i thought i accidentally bought some asset flip scam. No the game actually looks that shit and is a horrible buggy mess. Idk if people really enjoy collecting trash for hours just to not being able to sell it, or if these games have something that i don't see.

BruceTwarzen,

I know people really like Todd for some reason, but i find it rather sad that they spend all this time and money and manpower to build his "dream game" since he was a child and that's the end result. Todd foe the live of god, maybe you should dream bigger

BruceTwarzen,

It might not be shit, but it's pretty shit for 2023 and 80 dollars.

BruceTwarzen,

When i was 12 i was the only boy who played volleyball. The teams we played were all girls as well and no one cared. I only played volleyball because i didn't like soccer and i didn't like the guys who played basketball. I mean mainly because of all the girls, but that's not what i told them

BruceTwarzen,

FAMILY FIRST.
what's your family up to?
Dunno, they fucking hate me.

BruceTwarzen,

Probably. It's america after all

BruceTwarzen,

Tod Howard did it again. Sonofabitch is always one step ahead.

BruceTwarzen,

Everyone seems to be super hyped up for them selling old games again

BruceTwarzen,

That doesn't narrow it down at all

BruceTwarzen,

It has room for Call of Duty and Tetris

BruceTwarzen,

Here are the wheels to the car you bought 3 years ago.

BruceTwarzen,

To me it looks good and has a few fun quests or sidequests. But overall i found it pretty boring. The driving is garbage, enemies are bullet sponges and once you get some upgrades there isn't even a point in fighting them anymore.

BruceTwarzen,

Nothing funnier than people starting to realise how weird it is to drink milk

BruceTwarzen,

Dark and primer

BruceTwarzen,

Anything that is advertised by youtubers and podcasters. You have to be a special kind of gullible to buy from these new age door to door salesman

BruceTwarzen,

Ng+

BruceTwarzen,

It's quite interesting. There are some great videos about the studio and how bizzare the whole thing is.

BruceTwarzen,

Bob's burgers is kinda nuts. The quality of the show has never dipped. I don't think they have a bad episode. In my mind it's still "the new show" but the Simpsons was already going down fast at season 10

BruceTwarzen,

I would love to see a politician working in a kitchen at rush hour while being yelled for being too slow. Can you imagine Donald Trump laying rebar on a construction site in the winter? These motherfuckers would last 10 minutes. But what if we just treat them like a mix beween celebrity and king, that's very cool too.

BruceTwarzen,

Ich benutze xitter nie, aber hat es einen grund wieso die url immer noch twitter.com ist?

BruceTwarzen,

I don't eat meat or dairy, so i technically i'm a vegan, right? But i wouldn't identify as a vegan. When someone cooks and says: oh i forgot that you are vegan, and i used butter, still eat it. When i'm at a bbq and there is a steak leftover, and no one eats it and it goes to the trash, i would eat it. I find the idea of factory meat absolutely repulsive therefore i don't support it in any way. Once i talked to a vegan guy, and he was super weird so we didn't have a lot to talk about. I told him something like: when i was a kid i was really into chicken wings, and now in hindsight, i don't think chicken is actually good. And he said: oh, you are one of THOSE people. Meat eater are like pedophiles, once you fucked a kid, you'll always be a childfucker.

Eh... Okay, i'll just stand over there and make sure to never talk to you again

BruceTwarzen,

Why would you wanna fight aging when we reproduce in such a massive way that we are pretty much doomed? The last thing we need is a bunch of 120 year olds who rule the world.

BruceTwarzen,

Yeah not having an existential crisis every other day seems nightmarish

Valve needs to step up on Anti-Cheat

So yeah, I want to discuss or point out why I think Valve needs to fix Anti-Cheat issues. They have VAC but apparently its doing jackshit, be it Counter Strike 2 (any previous iterations) or something like Hunt: Showdown the prevalence of cheating players is non deniable. For me personally it has come to a point that I am not...

BruceTwarzen,

Most cheaters are good at hiding it.

BruceTwarzen,

I just started apex two month ago and i think i haven't encountered more than one cheater, but i wasn't really sure. I watched a video on cheaters on apex yesterday and ooof, it's really bad. In other games i played they would use aimbot and or walls. But not speedhacking, dual wielding, aimbot and quickshielding and what not. And apparently nothing really ever happens to them.

BruceTwarzen,

I still don't know how my HDR works or if. I feel like every time it's enabled it looks weird. Maybe because it's different, or maybe i'm doing it wrong but it's to much of a hassle to play with the settings. I feel like on the tv it's a bit different where i think it looks better.

BruceTwarzen,

When i was a horny little teenager i tried to fuvk everything in my dreams, and would always wake up. Now when i control my dreams, shit usually goes so sideways that i have to kill myself to wake up. It's kinda fun in a way, but even dream suicide is pretty gnarly. Like i jumped out of my parents windows countless times to end a dream, and everytime there is a little part of me that thinks mid air: this IS a dream right?

BruceTwarzen,

That's too much for a 5 dollar game

BruceTwarzen,

I feel like people with the ability to mod starfield would rather spend time modding skyrim

BruceTwarzen,

I hope people stop caring by then.

BruceTwarzen,

But even he doesn't look like in man of steel on a Thursday morning. He looks like that after he got a good pump and not eating and drinking for days.
I'm still gay for cavill tho

BruceTwarzen,

I can't that's why i don't

BruceTwarzen,

They can't stop fucking children and now want to tackle climate change. Baby steps there buddy.

BruceTwarzen,

People can call ai generated movie shit or boring or whatever all they want, but i heard for example Henry styles watermelon sugar high, that song was popular as hell, and it might as well just be ai generated mambo jambo

BruceTwarzen,

How is that any different from all the jesus freaks?

BruceTwarzen,

It's so cringe that their personality is "two genders lol"

BruceTwarzen,

I only have a switch for my nephew. These games are priced ridiculous, and i buy them secondhand

BruceTwarzen,

They also go on sale a month later

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