BruceTwarzen

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BruceTwarzen,

Is that what happens when redditors use 100% of their brain?

BruceTwarzen,

The whole job is kinda dehumanising

BruceTwarzen,

Fans who pre-orderd should be the last one to complain

BruceTwarzen,

I didn't even know they give anything less than a 9

BruceTwarzen,

You should consider pirating disco, that's what the developers suggest after their game got stolen. You support literal criminals by buing it.

BruceTwarzen,

Every bag weights as much as a fat baby with a big breakfast cola

McDonald's prices are out of control. (cdn.masto.host)

Gee, it’s almost like corporations are gouging consumers so badly that their market advantages are being lost due to greed. Inflation this quickly isnt real. It’s what happens when you come off a global pandemic with millions dead and corporations see they can freely abuse you by exploiting the public zeitgeist that prices...

BruceTwarzen,

One of the easiest tasks a human could face.

BruceTwarzen,

I liked when they used minidisks. It looked high tech and you could toss it around, unlike a cd. And it was bigger than a usb stick, so it was a better plot device.

BruceTwarzen,

What are the mixed signals? I'm fat but theis sign tells me to shop at the fatty factory, oh what should i do?

BruceTwarzen,

Is ir a good message? Some people have a lot of joy in molesting people in church. That doesn't make much sense to me, but if it makes them happy.

BruceTwarzen,

Youtube wasn't that bad when you could skip one 5 second ad as well.

BruceTwarzen,

I would've legitimately sell my xbox on the very same day. It's probably an overreaction, but i'm not looking at ads on my paid xbox with a monthly subscription.

BruceTwarzen,

The whole no internet thing would be pretty different. Marty was a high schooler. Going back to 93 would still be quite weird for him

BruceTwarzen,

I watch like ine episode a month and it feels just weird. It looks the same, it's not simpsons bad, the jokes land sometimes, but i would be totally fine to not finish the season

BruceTwarzen,

If the quality is as good as the last season, i'd rather keep my money.

BruceTwarzen,

Velma got renewed for a new season, so obviously it is really good.

BruceTwarzen,

It seems like they are doing a Simpsons. They think about one semi good joke and write a whole episode around it.

BruceTwarzen,

It's a three way tie between peep show, our flag means death and what we do in the shadows.

BruceTwarzen,

I would always try to remember all the controls so i could jump right in as home

BruceTwarzen,

They should've known that americans aren't ready to accept human rights

BruceTwarzen,

When i went to Singapore people told me how bad it is and you're not even allowed to throw trash on the street and might get to jail for spitting your chewing gum on the street. Sooooo, you're saying I'm perfectly fine in that nice city then?

BruceTwarzen,

Can you also print the payload?

BruceTwarzen,

Does it even still have a lot of car manufacturers? Or any?

Is there any christian religions that don't believe in space?

So I have a born again christian family member in their mid twenties who stated with complete confidence that there is a dome in the sky called the firmament and beyond it is where heaven is. She believes space doesn’t exist and rockets just blow up because the bible said so. She is not the brightest and normally I would let...

BruceTwarzen,

People in the middle ages weren't that dumb.
That's like a girl in the middle ages not believing that milk comes from a cow, even tho she's milking a cow every day.

BruceTwarzen,

Never buy stuff from the american section. Shit is expensive as hell and not for human consumption.

BruceTwarzen,

And people are like: more daddy

BruceTwarzen,

Don't worry, the children making them don't see any of that money

BruceTwarzen,

I feel like my dad would be the closest person to hating music. I absolutely love music, so did my mom. My sister was into music when she was a teen and then it was more like: yeah i like when there is some music. I asked my dad once if he doesn't like any music. He didn't answer but 3 days later he said he liked the beach boys. He has no album or anything from the beach boys. I once bought him some Mozart album, because he said he liked Mozart. They are still sealed 10 years later. Every time we exchange cars, the radio of his car is just shut off. So i genuinely believe that my dad doesn't actually like music at all.

BruceTwarzen,

I just don't find it very interesting. I mean the technology is, but it doesn't feel like a conversation, more like a sophisticated google search.

BruceTwarzen,

Their AI is at least interesting

BruceTwarzen,

Oh look over here. My 3rd favourite dice

BruceTwarzen,

Where are these 10 hour movies on netflix for that shitty joke to work?

BruceTwarzen,

He couldn't remember if he was texting. He was texting on a red light, which is okay. Holy shit

BruceTwarzen,

Army vet and gun instructor... This was the good guy

BruceTwarzen,

That is so original and funny. Have you tried reddit?

BruceTwarzen,

My smoke detectors are still in the original packaging.

BruceTwarzen,

I'm dating a girl right now, and we talked a bit about ex partners and whatever. At some point ahe said she was dating a guy with a actual micro penis and how he was useless to her. She kinda expected me to laugh there but i just felt bad for the guy. She also told me that she likes about me that i'm really handy, she would never date a guy that works on a computer and couldn't fix (her) stuff. I just said that's a pretty weird thing to say. But when i thought about it later i realised how weird that is. She specifically said that "that kind of man would be useless to her."
Never in my life have i even thought something like: "what does this woman bring to the table? She's cute but she's a bartender. That's not very useful."
The thing that i have learned from online dating the past few years is that women get away with way more than men because they can. This is not some incel manifesto, i don't hate women at all, i always liked hanging out with women more than men, and if i'd get away with the shit they could, i probably would.

BruceTwarzen,

Hah, and it was basically all for nothing. If he wrote the book past covid, he would know that he doesn't has to dumb down anything

BruceTwarzen,

It's fucling odd. I was at a friends birthday party and his dad was there too. He asked me if i wanted some of his schnaps, or whatever hard liquor it was. I said no thanks. He poured it anyway. I said i'm not gonna drink it. He said it's really good. I said i don't drink, so i don't drink that. He sait it's really good. I said i don't drink, so i don't drink it. He said i can still drive after one shot. I said i don't want his gross ass shot. This happens pretty much every time. You don't drink? AT ALL? NEVER? but how? Not even beer? Not even on special occasions? But you drink wine, do you? Not even to a good piece of meat? No, it's disgusting, even i i would eat meat. YOU DON'T EAT MEAT?

BruceTwarzen,

I watch sometimes watch a couple of youtubers making a video game without talking to each other. Every one has just has something like 4 hours to work on the game, before passing it to the next deveoloper. And every game they produce in their 16 to 20 hours total looks better than this thing.

BruceTwarzen,

It's pretty good for what i can tell. But no one wants to play it anymore from my friends, so it's pretty dead to me. What i really don't like is the tankiness and abilities like the dash. Midrange fights seems useless, vecause everyone just dashes away when the shield is down.

Gamers who have gamed for a long time

do you find it difficult to get into games? I’ve got Epic Games and Steam Games libraries chock-full of classic top-tier games along with many other newer games like Stray or 2077, and a bunch of indie titles. I just can’t be bothered to download and install them, much less try to get into the characters and storylines. Used...

BruceTwarzen,

I kinda miss the nintendo/super nintendo times, where a friend would come over and you'd hand him a controller and then you would start playing. Gaming these days is more like: bro the game is cheap. Oh yes i forgot, you need these two dlc's to play the good stuff, don't worry, once you hit level 15 i'll be good i swear, all we have to do is to grind a few levels by playing the same.thing over and over, but i swear, i will ve really good soon.

BruceTwarzen,

You two should become friends

BruceTwarzen,

Sucker plays game for 80 dollars and demands to pay more

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