snausagesinablanket,
@snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world avatar

Taste buds in your ass.

spittingimage,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

Super speed. You’d have to slow down or die of heatstroke from air friction.

lseif,

unless u use the speed force

spittingimage,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

I want to know what he writer was smoking when he came up with the ‘speed force’ idea.

Fedizen,

x ray vision, pretty sure you need to expose things to x rays to see skeletons. You gonna walk around irradiating people with an x ray source?

Kage520,

Eh I don’t think this is meant to say it’s actually x-rays. Wouldn’t that require a receiving end on the other side of the person?

whitewalker_646,

It would be good if you’re a super villain

Bytemeister,

Sort of. You don’t really see things on x-rays, you see shadows created by denser material.

Projecting X-rays at your target wouldn’t be very useful, as they are usually absorbed rather than reflected back (I think). You’d be able to see if somehow the subject got between you and a significant source of x-rays

DeathsEmbrace,

Size adjustment, something like Antman would be an atomic explosion everytime they shrink or regrow.

lseif,

not if u use pym particles

jcrabapple,
@jcrabapple@infosec.pub avatar

Laser cock.

PhantomAudio,

my first thought was laser eyes. i pop in to see the comments and this is a way better answer

Zozano, (edited )

Ability to stop time.

As soon as you stop time, everything will go pitch black. The photons which refract off everything will be absorbed by your eyes instantaneously.

Assuming you could still see, it would be freezing everywhere as the heat would dissipate the moment you touched it.

Assuming you could still see, and wouldn’t freeze to death, if you were to unfreeze time, the human-shaped vacuum tube you created while walking from point A to B would collapse violently, killing you, and anyone else standing close to it.

This also assumes that with time stopped, you can push microscopic particles around. If not, then any movement at all will make every molecule around you act as radiation, and and dust will feel like tiny razor blades, ripping through your body.

Also, the ability to stop time doesn’t guarantee the ability to start it again.

eskimofry,

Also, the ability to stop time doesn’t guarantee the ability to start it again.

That’s some Monkey’s Paw shit right here

emergencyfood,

Lack of light is something that does come up with the History Monks in Discworld. Although they only slow down time, so they can see things, just very dimly lit.

AgentGrimstone,

Super speed. That doesn’t necessarily mean you have super reaction time.

Lemminary,

And doesn’t grant you invulnerability. Any small bump at a high speed will hurt like hell.

EmoDuck,

Or your like the Red Rush and experience EVERYTHING in super speed. Normal conversations will take weeks from your perspective

liztliss,

I think in that case I’d just ask them to write it down and I’ll come read it and write a response when they’re done, then could go do something else in that time- I guess it’s like my life now… text me or what you said doesn’t exist… 😆😩

vivadanang,

when I visit relatives in the south it seems like this sometimes.

masquenox,

Superman’s powers would be totally impractical in real life. I mean, destroying any building you’re in with a fart you didn’t catch in time doesn’t sound very practical to me…

Lemminary,

And if you clamp those steel cheeks you create the paradox between an immovable object vs an unstoppable force. Turns out super humans also get the super shits.

punkwalrus,
@punkwalrus@lemmy.world avatar

Larry Niven covered this in 1974’s, “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex” which discusses the impracticality of Superman/Clark Kent having sex.

The problem is this. Electroencephalograms taken of men and women during sexual intercourse show that orgasm resembles “a kind of pleasurable epileptic attack.” One loses control over one’s muscles.

Superman has been known to leave his fingerprints in steel and in hardened concrete, accidentally. What would he do to the woman in his arms during what amounts to an epileptic fit?

Consider the driving urge between a man and a woman, the monomaniacal urge to achieve greater and greater penetration. Remember also that we are dealing with kryptonian muscles.

Superman would literally crush LL’s body in his arms, while simultaneously ripping her open from crotch to sternum, gutting her like a trout.

www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html

masquenox,

The more you think about the “super” genre the dumber it gets. And that’s quite apart from it’s gross political subtexts…

doctorcrimson,

Russia

kryllic,

Immortality. If you go to the bottom of the ocean or space without protection your muscles won’t get any more oxygen and you’ll get rigor mortis and basically be stuck forever.

MadBigote,

Cuz that would be an irl situation. Lol

doctorcrimson,

I mean, if you lived 987,643 years and counting then what are the chances you don’t end up somewhere absurd at some point or another? I think there is just a point where getting stuck is a statistical certainty.

vsh,

On my way to Marianna Trench when I obtain immortality 🗿

EmoDuck,

Eventually Kars stopped thinking

spader312,

This happened in the movie the guardians

mrcleanup,

Imagine

How

Slowly

It

Seems

Like

Everyone

Is

Talking

To

The

Flash.

TheGiantKorean,
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

Can you imagine what it’s like when they ask him to search the entire city for a bomb? To him he’s spending months or even years just walking around looking in every room, every trash can, under every car, etc.

LegionEris,

They actually address this with the super speed character in I’m a Virgo. Flora’s superpower is that she’s always bored x_x

negativeyoda,

Same in Invincible. The speedster basically has ADD because everyone else is so slow in comparison

MECHAGIC,
@MECHAGIC@lemmy.world avatar

Invisibility, imagine trying to get a license

pastermil,

Who needs a license when you’re invisible?

MadBigote,

So are you just walking everywhere?

pastermil,

They can’t see me, they can’t stop me.

RBWells,

There was a TV show about a guy with super senses -hearing, smell, touch, vision. I grew up with brothers, learned to breathe defensively to not smell things, and remember thinking there is no way I would survive having a supernaturally sensitive sense of smell. There are just more bad smells than good in an average day.

I think also that hearing people’s thoughts would drive anyone crazy.

What I would like to have is super jumping and landing, sort of like flying but just bouncing.

Socsa,

I mean, my dog thinks garbage and shit are the greatest smells possible and he’s the most trustworthy person I know, so I have to assume it all circles back on itself somehow.

rockandsock,

The Sentinel. I watched that back in the 90s.

RBWells,

That is it! I remember thinking what an awful boyfriend he would be. Like, it would just be so uncomfortable to think he was always thinking you stink because everything was dialed up to 2000%. Never wanting him to go down on you because any taste/smell would be so magnified. Perfumes would hurt him too. And he’d probably want you so quiet as well.

rockandsock,

I never thought of that but yikes.

If I remember the show correctly, after the first few episodes he could mostly control when the enhanced senses were in use.

EmoDuck,

I mean, dogs somehow manage

yessikg,
@yessikg@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Hearing everybody else’s thoughts all the time, X-Men is probably the most popular example

ilinamorato,

EVERY superpower is a curse if you can’t turn it off.

ReallyKinda,

When you step the air under your feet turns solid so you have to go infinitely up

LemmyKnowsBest,

I find this amusingly humorous.

and not so much a superpower. More like a disability. Wouldn’t be able to walk anywhere and would have to resort to living in a wheelchair.

XTL,

What if you sit down while in the air? Or do a backflip?

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