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Zozano,

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Only my chooms will know why.

Zozano,

Me watching Napoleon to remind myself that I don’t have to drink 1% milk, because I’m not fat, I could drink whole milk if I wanted to.

Zozano,

I called my 5Ghz “Virus Distribution Centre”

Zozano,

That guy is always extremely nervous, that’s just how he is.

Highly recommend Internet Historian’s video about No Mans Sky development, it’s fascinating

Zozano,

I was a Christian until I was 18. One day I was reflecting on how Jihadist’s will blow themselves up because they’re totally convinced they’re right.

I asked myself if I would do the same, but ended up saying “I don’t believe that much”, which promoted me to ask myself “then why believe at all?”.

Since then I’ve totally deconverted and I’m now anti-theist. I resent that I was indoctrinated, and I see religion as the main culprit for most of the problems in the world.

Zozano,

That’s actually hilarious. By all accounts, religions are definitionally cults. Though colloquially we tend to define cults as ‘dangerous’, even though there are many cults which are arguably more tame than some ‘religions’.

Zozano,
Zozano, (edited )

Ability to stop time.

As soon as you stop time, everything will go pitch black. The photons which refract off everything will be absorbed by your eyes instantaneously.

Assuming you could still see, it would be freezing everywhere as the heat would dissipate the moment you touched it.

Assuming you could still see, and wouldn’t freeze to death, if you were to unfreeze time, the human-shaped vacuum tube you created while walking from point A to B would collapse violently, killing you, and anyone else standing close to it.

This also assumes that with time stopped, you can push microscopic particles around. If not, then any movement at all will make every molecule around you act as radiation, and and dust will feel like tiny razor blades, ripping through your body.

Also, the ability to stop time doesn’t guarantee the ability to start it again.

Zozano,

Thanks, I need to spend time thinking about this. I’m drawn to discussing contentious topics because it’s interesting. I worry that without discussing these things which interest me that I won’t have a lot to say.

Zozano,

You need to have a shower mango.

What is a shower mango?

Its when you stand in the shower fully nude, rip the skin off and raw dog it until there’s nothing left but seed.

Then you leave the shower without turning on the taps.

Zozano,

EA, Nestle, Amazon.

Surely I don’t need to explain why.

Zozano,

I was impressed, until I realised a person typed it. I’m still impressed, just not as much as I was before lol.

Zozano,

It’s fucked up that you can just pull that fact out of thin air and drop it on a DnD post.

Take my upvote you sonnovabitch

Zozano,

I wonder how long before someone starts getting offended on behalf of cavemen for the phrase Ooga Booga.

Seriously though, perhaps RPG’s just aren’t for OP. Some people get enjoyment from taking things slow, learning all the mechanics, and building the most powerful character possible within the limits of the game.

Many people choose not to cheat in games like this to give yourself max stats because that’s where the fun is, as opposed to a a game like borderlands, where an already maxxed out character can still be challenged with the endgame content which scales to their level.

Zozano,

I don’t think it will happen. Enshittification has a predictable life cycle. Valve has had years of opportunity to sell out, but haven’t.

Zozano,

Manjaro users don’t have the superiority complex required to be this prude.

Zozano,

I’m in my thirties and I’ve never owned a credit card. Fuck paying interest.

People always told me I need to get one so I can have a good credit rating. For what? So I can pay more interest for a mortgage on a house I’ll never buy?

Stupid.

Open a savings account and have someone else pay YOU interest.

Zozano,

Most of what I said comes with the implication that instead of paying interest, you’re putting that money into a savings account, instead of racing to 0.

You don’t need a get-out-of-jail-free-card(with-interest) when you can just pay to leave like the gigachad saver you are.

I will never own a house, it’s not an option for me - it never will be.

Zozano,

And Very Hard is still a cake walk :(

They supposedly increased the combat AI, I suppose that only matter to Gear of War style players

Zozano,

Transitioned 3 years ago. I dual boot for one reason:

Games with anti-cheat.

Once devs start treating us penguins like people I can delete some partitions.

America's nonreligious are a growing, diverse phenomenon. They really don't like organized religion (apnews.com)

Mike Dulak grew up Catholic in Southern California, but by his teen years, he began skipping Mass and driving straight to the shore to play guitar, watch the waves and enjoy the beauty of the morning. “And it felt more spiritual than any time I set foot in a church,” he recalled....

Zozano,

It really depends on how you’re conditioned. If you consider an aliens perspective, anyone who believes in something so important without good enough evidence are crazy, whether they act like it or not.

Zozano, (edited )

There are two ways to view The Matrix 4.

When I first watched it I hated the fuck out of it.

After thinking about it, I realised its genius; it is immune from criticism. The movie is shit on purpose.

Don’t think of the movie as a Matrix sequel - because it isn’t. Lana didn’t want to make this movie (as explicitly stated in the first act), but she also didn’t want anyone else to touch it.

So, she permanently and deliberately sabotaged her legacy. There is no ambiguous ending; she executed her baby in the messiest way possible and I respect the fuck out of her for it.

Zozano,

The closet scene at the start fucked me up pretty good.

Zozano,

Meet the Feebles

My parents thought it was the muppets. I watched it when I was 6.

I still get Vietnam flashbacks.

Zozano,

Just consider 4 a parody. The original creator regards 3 as the ending, so you should too.

Zozano,

Lol thank you for your sympathies. I don’t know the exact conditions for how my parents came into possession of this movie, but I was left to view it in its entirety without interruption. I appreciate the brains capacity to repress traumatic events - I only remember bits and pieces. Upon watching it as an adult, I was shocked to realise it was much worse than I remember.

Zozano,

Kids classic is right!

That’s why I donated copies of it to every child care centre in a fifty mile radius.

Zozano,

Who’s made these comics? I’ve seen a bunch before and they’re great, but never found a source.

Zozano,

Is his name really Tear MyAsshole? Wack.

Zozano,

I’m pretty sure Tear MyAsshole is easily pronounced in English

Zozano,

Can I get a perceived attractiveness buff plz

Also, combined sex and waste organs; awful idea.

Human babies need a buff, they’re functionally useless for far too long. Other mammals can stand immediately.

Way too many incompatible preference traits. Cheese being delicious but also requiring to enslave another being for manufacturing, with a 50/50 chance it makes your asshole explode. Way too chaotic.

Zozano,

I’m not talking about exploiting them (and even if we could the value would be infinitesimally small). From a gameplay perspective it’s just boring. Everything is out of your control. Even if you get a shit start you can’t reroll, you have to deal with it for literally YEARS.

Not to mention the sound they make is so aggravating that older male players want to kill them to be quiet. It’s a good thing one of the beta updates made babies heads produce a chemical which dulls aggression in males and heightens protective traits in females.

Zozano, (edited )

“I like nuka cola”

“That’s not a luxury”

“Whats a luxury then?”

“Private prydwen”

“Larry, I’m on Swan-tales”

Should there be an "ALL OFF" button to instantly shut down all these new AI Defense bots that the Military in the US want to build and deploy in the thousands? (decrypt.co)

The Pentagon Is Accelerating AI and Autonomous Technology America’s military leaders are racing to deploy thousands of autonomous weapons and an AI-powered air monitoring system for Washington D.C.

Zozano,

should there be an “all off” button?

NO! Movies would be so much more entertaining if the bad guy learned the error of his ways but was still unable to stop the robot slaughter.

Zozano,

I don’t care if it is or isn’t. All of the Hollywood strikes should illustrate that any potential revenue would not benefit working class people, but would be funneled up to executives to pay for the coke which will get snorted off their cocks.

There are content creators who actually benefit from donations and merch sales. I do support them. I don’t think there’s any moral contradiction.

Zozano,

I was saying I don’t care if it is or isn’t theft, not whether it’s ethical.

I’m convinced taking money from multimillionaires is ethical. The money is better in the hands of people who need it.

Zozano,

Nothing gay about it. It’s just a game you play with a bunch of naked sweaty men in a small room. Saunas are super hetero.

Zozano,

Its not even that bad. Tbh I think a pack being hot pink would be far worse.

Zozano,

Well I think the horrific teeth will dissuade them lol.

Other upside to hot pink is its very visible. If teenagers had them, teachers or police will spot it easier.

What simple thing do you enjoy watching that you'd get judged for?

I have a bit of a thing of watching Darts and sometimes professional bowling. Two things that are best described as ‘pub games’ but are treated as sports in some fields. I can accept the argument that it’s boring watching two dudes, literally, go in a circle as they throw 3 darts at a time, chipping at 501....

Zozano,

No. You need to say exactly which one so we can tell you its trash.

Zozano,

Rich coming from a person who implied Apple innovated, when all they really did was be the first ones to assemble a consumer product out of already invented tech.

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