Candelestine,

Faster than light warp engine of some sort.

richieadler,

If we’re ignoring laws of physics, let’s throw replicators in there.

Poayjay,

It won’t break the laws of physics. Scientists are going to increase the speed of light in 2208.

Bishma,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar
Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

And sonic showers please

richieadler,

Nah, we can replicate water.

MrGerrit,

Robot that could completely clean my house while I’m at work.

That would save me so much time.

Bonus points if it could also cook healthy meals.

hamburglar26,

And not only do the laundry, but fold it and put it away as well.

ikapoz,

Better idea, send the robot to work and you can hang out at home

hamburglar26,

Hmm tough call, go to work or fold laundry. I think I shall require 2 robots.

SpaceNoodle,

There are humans that can already do that

ThatGuy,

A boring answer, but a new pixel with a headphone jack lmao

But I would love one of those tablet laptops that can also run Linux. Iirc, they just run android for now.

CaptainHowdy,

A large format (12 inch) tablet running Linux with stylus and external monitor support

CodeMonkeyUK,
@CodeMonkeyUK@lemmy.world avatar

A device to allow me to spread cream cheese evenly on a bagel without getting all over my fingers.

I’m thinking some sort of rotating bagel mount with a silicone tapered spike.

cashews_best_nut,

Butt-plug on a potters wheel. 👍

Num10ck,

check out Cream Cheasy : aerosol cream cheese in a can at www.oldfash.com

room_raccoon,

A television screen you can turn on and off without the remote. A mobile phone that has buttons on the back. A magic stick that can send my husband to the cornfield when he won't leave me alone.

railsdev,

For the TV idea you could easily use Home Assistant to automate turning it on/off depending on the model of TV.

Thisfox,

That isn’t turned off, that is sleep mode.

u202307011927,
@u202307011927@feddit.de avatar

Okay, another option; unplug the power chord

railsdev,

You could get a smart switch but then you’d need to bring it out of “sleep mode” after switching it on.

SayJess,

If you have a Chromecast with Google TV, cast a video from any app on your phone will turn on the TV if you setup the Chromecast to control your TV. I have mine setup such a way. With my Samsung TV and soundbar, connected via optical audio, the TV and the soundbar both turn on when casting a video.

Thisfox,

I am fascinated by ow many answers I have seen on here were once a thing we could do, ten, twenty years ago, and can’t any more. Like the TV with a goddamn switch on it so we can turn it off without a remote.

railsdev,

I really thought they were implying it should turn on/off automatically. 😂

room_raccoon,

Yes, thank you! That was my sentiment, exactly

brianorca,

Most TVs I think still have a few buttons, usually hidden on the edge or back, which allow you to turn it on/off, source, and volume.

Sanity_in_Moderation,

This is really specific. But I have wanted it for years. A switch for two 3.5 mm sound. Basically plug two inputs into the box, have 1 output and a simple physical switch that would let me flip back and forth.

RogueFoo,

These are widely available an inexpensive. Just search for 3.5mm switch and you’ll find tons.

CorrodedCranium,
@CorrodedCranium@leminal.space avatar

Yeah I got my passive audio mixer off of Ali Express

hexagonwin,

Those tend to add weird noise to the sound though…

RogueFoo,

I’m sure there have to be some good quality ones out there…?

Sanity_in_Moderation,

You’re right. I guess when I was really looking they weren’t there yet. I ordered one already. Thanks.

Getallen,

a gaming laptop that doesnt overheat constantly ,mine goes up to 80c when im playing overwatch of all games

briongloid,
@briongloid@aussie.zone avatar

The new 7840U AMD laptop processor has integrated graphics at a total 15W.

Getallen,

and how good are those intergrated graphics?

briongloid,
@briongloid@aussie.zone avatar

RX570 level.

erogenouswarzone,
@erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

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  • Synthead,

    This is any computer and remote desktop. Could build a Linux machine to start a remote desktop tool instead of a desktop environment, if you want.

    erogenouswarzone,
    @erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

    Again I do not want another computer.

    SpaceNoodle,

    Actually, you do, but you’re just in denial about it for some reason.

    SpaceNoodle,

    Congratulations, you just reinvented dumb terminals.

    You’re severely underestimating bandwidth and lag.

    erogenouswarzone,
    @erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

    Yes, a dumb terminal is exactly what I want, but mobile.

    SpaceNoodle,

    Right, so slap Linux on a craptop and SSH into your desktop. Done.

    gravitas_deficiency,

    This exists. Get a cheap netbook and stick your Linux distro of choice on it, and then just use it to ssh to things.

    krdo,
    @krdo@lmmy.net avatar

    Do netbooks still exist? I can’t seem to find them for sale anymore.

    gravitas_deficiency,

    Lol dude what are you talking about? I just searched for “netbook” and the first few links are Amazon and Best Buy product listings for netbooks.

    krdo,
    @krdo@lmmy.net avatar

    Those aren’t really netbooks though. But I guess the term now just stands for 11.6" laptop.

    SayJess,

    This is what I did. I purchased a Lenovo Yoga 11e on eBay for $37. If you get the model that has an Intel processor, you can put Linux on it. With Ubuntu MATE, the touchscreen and auto screen rotation work out of the box. From there a VNC viewer is all that is needed. The laptop I received was in pristine condition.

    gravitas_deficiency,

    They generally work great with any x86 CPU - doesn’t need to be only intel. If you get an ARM-based netbook, just make sure to use the architecture-appropriate image for your distro.

    That said, if you grab an older model, you may run into some hardware weirdness. Source: years ago I did this with an old Asus netbook that had a 32-bit UEFI and a 64-bit CPU, and I had to do some weird hackery in the ISO before writing it to the flash drive to get it to load the install image at all

    erogenouswarzone,
    @erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

    I’m not sure how to stress this enough… I do not want another computer.

    I do not want another computer.

    I want a wireless interface to the computer I already have.

    1. Mobile hotspot/ my phone’s hotspot
    2. Bluetooth Mouse/keyboard combo
    3. Wireless Monitor
    4. Something to convert bluetooth connections to wifi.
    5. A laptop case to put it in.

    If they can make laptops for $37 they can make this for $1.

    SpaceNoodle,
    1. So, just WiFi?
    2. Why Bluetooth? They can just be integrated into the device.
    3. Not a thing. How about attach it to the mouse and keyboard?
    4. That doesn’t even make sense. What are you trying to accomplish with this?
    5. So it needs to be laptop-sized?

    All of these requirements can be met with a laptop.

    Nobody’s making laptops for $37, and your bizarre requests certainly cost far more than $1. What planet are you on?

    erogenouswarzone,
    @erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

    I’m sure you don’t want to hear this, but…

    Nit-picking the minutiae of new ideas may make you feel better, but ignoring the core idea will only hurt you and your creativity in the long run.

    Instead of finding ways that it won’t work, you could use the same amount of energy to make the idea better.

    SpaceNoodle,

    I replied to your comment point-by-point, addressing the entire core concept.

    Talk about nit-picking that limits creativity and ignores core ideas - you’re the one who doesn’t want to accept that what you’re looking for already exists.

    You’re mind-bogglingly dense.

    erogenouswarzone,
    @erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

    Ok buddy. I’m sorry to have upset you.

    SpaceNoodle,

    I’m not upset, but I’m a little baffled. Do you actually have a response to what I said, or are you simply being deliberately obtuse?

    erogenouswarzone,
    @erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

    No, I’m having a good time seeing how many ways you can call me stupid because you feel so butthurt.

    SpaceNoodle,

    Sure, kid.

    Sir_Kevin,
    @Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I do this regularly with my phone as well as my laptop. You don’t need anything special to run a remote desktop client.

    erogenouswarzone,
    @erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

    I do not want a remote desktop client. I do not want another computer. I want a screen and keyboard. Do you see the difference?

    SpaceNoodle,

    So you are demanding magic?

    wolfpack86,

    To be fair the thread is products that don’t exist… Plenty of other requests for holodecks and brain implants, etc.

    SpaceNoodle,

    The problem is that this product exists, and that commenter can’t even explain how a laptop falls short.

    utopiah,

    a tablet like the PineTab, just not starting X?

    ElGosso,
    @ElGosso@hexbear.net avatar

    Didn’t they make that for video games?

    cjpu,
    @cjpu@noc.social avatar

    A toilet that can plunge and snake itself.

    Trex202,

    A toilet that never needs to be plunged or snaked.

    CJOtheReal,

    A mute button for people.

    u202307011927,
    @u202307011927@feddit.de avatar

    Black Mirror

    utopiah,

    aka headphones

    ElGosso,
    @ElGosso@hexbear.net avatar

    Or a gun

    Catsrules,

    Easy to mute but harder to unmute.

    ElGosso,
    @ElGosso@hexbear.net avatar

    Unmuting wasn’t in the original specs

    Catsrules,

    Fair

    Klear,

    Real-life adblock.

    jackpot,
    @jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

    ever heard of blindness and deafness?

    Klear,

    Tempting tbh, with the amount of ads out there…

    echodot,

    A display with a transparent screen and then behind the transparent screen is an eink display.

    When I wanted the eink mode the screen goes completely transparent and only uses the eink display. When I want a full colour high resolution display the ink goes black and the transparent display displays the colour content. Best of both worlds.

    If transparent displays are cheap enough that they put them on fridges at the supermarket, clearly they’ve come down in costs enough for consumer electronics.

    utopiah,

    Interesting, both are sold, namely transparent screens with e.g LG and eInk monitors e.g Dasung so… could make for a cool prototype. I imagine though that studying the costs, economical and ecological, a “boring” screen might be better in most cases.

    Proxi,

    Look up the Mobvoi Ticwatch Pro 3. I have that watch and it has something like that, but not with e-ink

    Catsrules,

    Technically speaking LED displays are transparent. You would just need a good backlight. It would be a good DIY project.

    jlou,
    1. A FairPhone that can run GrapheneOS.

    2. Dual screen phone (separate screens not foldable) with that can run GrapheneOS

    3. Tablet with keyboard case that runs GrapheneOS and has support for Linux apps, so I can replace my PC with something more private and secure

    4. Don't know if this is possible but a keyboard where each key can show different icons depending on if the shift or control key is pressed to make keyboard shortcuts easier to learn, but still possible to type without looking

    root,

    It would be nice if the Yotaphone were more successful. The e-paper screen on the rear was innovative and certainly has it’s uses. More options is definitely good for consumers.

    spader312,

    Tell me you’re a Linux user without telling me you’re a Linux user

    Natanael,

    Number 4 exists, some really expensive ones have screens on the keys

    jackpot,
    @jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

    add removal of intel management engine / amd equilavent and the modularity of a framework laptop

    Tunawithshoes,

    A sleeping pod for home.

    Imagine as you go to sleep it is perfect temperature for you no need for open windows or extra blankets. You just turn the dial and it adjusts it or maybe it even have a curve so that you love for it start cold but wake up warm.

    It is pitch black, no need to try block out any light.

    It completely soundproof even if you live middle of the city. But it also have speakers just in case you like something in background as you sleep.

    tetris11,
    @tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

    I think the future of next-gen housing will be something like this. I’ve been hearing stories on HackerNews about young developers earning good salaries in SF, unable to find a place to rent, so instead opt to live in their cars and go shower at the gym. They do this happily, and it doesn’t bother them.

    As someone who used to frequently sleep under his desk as work in my early 20s, I can see portable sleep pods being a really good substitute for the inner city housing problem.

    interolivary,
    @interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

    American culture around work honestly seems completely fucking nuts.

    tetris11,
    @tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

    This was in the UK. I lived on one side of the city right next to a motoroway where it was too loud to sleep and I had no internet. My workplace was on the other of the city. On a rainy night, I didn’t always fancy cycling that distance just to get home for 3 hours of subpar sleep. Sleeping a half-decent 6-7 hours under my desk and then showering the next morning was much easier.

    Tunawithshoes,

    That insane! I was thinking like a bed 2.0 not freaking dystopian let’s live in a bed sized apartment.

    When you say happily you mean it is better than living in your car right?

    That surely can’t be the future that you get!

    tetris11,
    @tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

    I’d prefer a house and a garden too, but that’s unlikely for a lot of people now. It’s just not the world we live in. You either are a homeowner, pay exorbitant rent, or are homeless.

    Instead of having nothing between homeless and rising rent, it’d be nice to have an inbetween option.

    lightnsfw,

    I would rather kill myself than live like that.

    cRazi_man,

    a really good substitute for the inner city housing problem

    lemm.ee/c/[email protected]

    daddyjones,
    @daddyjones@lemmy.world avatar

    I would love this - except that my wife and I would want completely different ambient temperatures and I don’t want to sleep in a different pod from her.

    Tunawithshoes,

    Yeah thats bit rough but maybe like one side you heat the wall, bottom and roof it could offset a bit? The other side cools just a tiny bit. You would not get as cold as you want but maybe it would be good enough compromise.

    Plus if you have the problem of her hoarding bed less likely she does on your side.

    But if you are the bed hoarder it probably won’t help her.

    Catsrules,

    My cats would not like this. How would they tell me about their empty food bowl at 4AM?

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