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ikapoz,

Don’t put good gears in a bad gearbox and expect things to get better.

ikapoz,

The answer to that question is always yes.

ikapoz,

That is literally the BEST case outcome for military spending.

ikapoz,

A whole new spin on a “transporter buffer overflow”.

ikapoz,

And seriously, I know I’m making it warm in here but can y’all put your shirts back on? This is getting weird.

ikapoz, (edited )

It’s nice when a company just comes right out and tells you not to bother even considering the garbage they’re shoveling.

ikapoz,

I manage a decent sized team of salaried people and I am 100% behind this.

If I were to have a criticism it would be of management hiring more people than they really need, not paying good wages, and/or not recognizing when one of their people is ready for a bigger role.

It’s never happened on my team that I know of, but if I were to run into that case and my guy was getting his job done properly then zero fucks would be given.

ikapoz,

Also the crash test dummies

ikapoz,

I do not envy your dog for all of the farts he will be blamed for.

ikapoz,

Probably shouldn’t keep them at all, pockets or no pockets.

ikapoz,

No mention of salted pork or second breakfast. Obviously propoganda from a Big Trek shill

ikapoz,

Better idea, send the robot to work and you can hang out at home

ikapoz,

They’re the same picture

ikapoz,

Aren’t they planning another one? They’ve got a chance to bring the title back home.

ikapoz,

I was JUST thinking about taking my son to see it for his first theater film. Guess that settles it

ikapoz,

You’re thinking of the new assassins creed

ikapoz,

I’d argue that if it’s possible to only partially complete it, it wasn’t an atomic task to begin with.

ikapoz,

Exactly, each keystroke is an atomic task! Doesn’t that make you feel more productive?

ikapoz,

As dumb as it is, it’s STILL the smartest thing I’ve ever heard him say.

ikapoz,

Careful. While funny, you’re running dangerously close to being sucked in.

ikapoz,

Not very. Negotiating and executing a deal of that size and complexity cross cutting major national, cultural, and business universes would be extremely difficult

ikapoz,

Little practice and a decent hammer throw technique your average adult ought to be able to get higher than a six foot arc with 50lbs. Trick is to grab em by the ankles, looking them in the eye is incredibly distracting.

ikapoz,

If an intern (or damn near any employee) can be in a position to single handedly take down that scale of system it’s not the intern that should be fired - it’s the architect that baked that kind of weakness in the first place.

ikapoz,

I’ve tried this a few times and my fingers always get really Fucking confused after about four bits.

ikapoz,

Seems like the logical choice, his neck tie game is on point. I suppose a double Windsor is easier to tie with six appendages and compound eyes.

ikapoz,

Same. I’ll still search there for stuff like BIFL or sone of the niche hobby subs but I don’t just go to scroll at all anymore. I’m kind of glad I’m getting a more reasonable amount of content at one go on Lemmy - I read more, have better sleep habits.

Edit: I still miss you Apollo!

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ikapoz,

“Do you know how I got these scars?”

ikapoz,

We do too, so I just tell my team to flag everything as spam

ikapoz,

I just realized who this picture reminds me of. It’s the old paint huffer guy meme - Patrick Tribbet.

Anyone else see the resemblance? knowyourmeme.com/…/paint-huffer-guy-patrick-tribe…

ikapoz,

Ah yes. Donald Trump, Scourge of America, Sorrow of democracy, Trump the Floridian, Trump the Cruel, Trump the Torturer, Trump the Despised, Trump the Unholy.

You’re suggesting his crimes warrant execution by poison, bring shot, stabbed, hung, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered? Ouch.

ikapoz,

Jean-Baptiste. Emanuel. Zorg.

ikapoz,

You have to admit it’s a bit catchier than “Room of Blowhards Making Shit Up for Useful Idiots”

ikapoz,

A “Cluster of Fucks”, maybe?

ikapoz,

So I don’t wholly disagree with your point, but even if I take that context at face value it still comes off as “ hey if your orgs are designed in perfect harmony w/ your objectives, your product will meet those objectives”.

Sure that’s logical as far as it goes, but it’s pretty much never the case in practice that you have a context that’s actually optimized to needs like that.

ikapoz,

By that logic photography is not your work either

ikapoz,

I could stand to hear a little more.

ikapoz,

When a gerontocracy puts a 30-something in charge of a problem, it means they do not give a fuck about said problem.

ikapoz,

I’m on the spicy instance? I couldn’t tell.

ikapoz,

Is a cat waving its tail under his nose?

ikapoz,

Hydrogen fires have the same characteristic as i understand it

ikapoz,

It’s very standalone. It’s based in the forgotten realms universe in terms of lore, so it has a ton of depth there. The actual story arc though seems totally unconnected to the previous ones at least ten hours or so in.

ikapoz,

This is the textbook play. If you can’t obfuscate that it happened, you brazenly embrace it as though there is nothing wrong with it.

ikapoz,

Unless of course your job is to be a ping pong ball tester, in which case you may not be getting supported with the necessary tools to perform your job successfully.

ikapoz,

Maybe our guy is just a corpophage and that option is all upside.

ikapoz,

Not for everyone, and it’s not ALL upside but having a kid. It is so much fucking fun, and it inspires me to be my best self at the same time.

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