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fsxylo,

Yup. Definitely playing 2.0 because why not, but gonna wait for user reviews before I buy expansion.

fsxylo,

Banning abortion so they can breed like xenomorphs.

fsxylo,

You’re getting downvoted but you’re right. People who buy starfield need to accept to themselves that they enjoy bad games and rewarding the companies that make them.

fsxylo,

Todd Howard thanks you for your service, now learn creation engine and finish his game for him while he counts his money.

fsxylo,

If you enjoy Todd Howard laughing at you then that’s fine. But at least admit you have a humiliation fetish.

fsxylo,

The only thing worse than corporate cock sucking is this constant insistence that only positive opinions should be shared. If I wrote a dystopic novel about that I’d be criticized for being too heavy handed. And since enshittification is directly the fault of people like you, I’ll piss on you all I’d like thanks.

fsxylo,

Lol? Armchair psychology much? I’m talking the shit with my friends and you’re occasionally begging for my attention like I’m your alcoholic father. Stop projecting your shit onto me.

fsxylo,

Poor bait.

fsxylo,

Rey’s only flaw was her acting. Lol “flawed”.

And Luke is not a Gary stu. He’s a Padawan who happened to have an emotional connection to the bad guy he could leverage. If you actually watch the OT you realize that Luke is straight bad at being a Jedi.

Rey is the most perfect person ever who don’t need no Jedi master to ruin her yass girl vibe.

I could write a thesis on why only people with brain rot compare the two.

fsxylo,

See? Brain rot.

fsxylo,

Reclining chair guy is the best.

fsxylo,

oss.capital

They apparently invest in open source companies. There isn’t much else on the internet about them.

fsxylo,

Because your idea of gender constructs is a 3 year old’s understanding of complex biology and cultural anthropology.

And those different ideas are fascist dog whistles.

fsxylo,

3 year old’s understanding

fsxylo,

Burning up goodwill by asking loaded questions and then demanding I boil down a college semester for you in a comment is troll behavior.

fsxylo,

I can definitely see one of those “ree woke game” types doing this.

fsxylo,

I’ve looked into Godot for 2 hours and I already am learning how to write shaders. I feel like the available assets are going to skyrocket.

fsxylo,

Someone claims here that if you use Unity’s internal Ad API then you will make that money back, giving people who put ads in their games a free pass.

If true, Unity is trying to force indie devs to enshittify their products.

fsxylo,

So basically if you want to make an actual game and not a billboard/shitty money siphon then get fucked.

Well the CEO has open disdain for devs who don’t enshittify their game so I guess I’m not surprised.

And yes I’m salty that I have to remake my project in a new engine.

The next Sims game will be free-to-play with paid DLC (www.rockpapershotgun.com)

The next Sims game currently goes under the name Project Rene rather than The Sims 5, but that aside, we know a growing amount about EA Maxis' next social simulation. During today's latest Behind The Sims community update, they shared more, including the news that the next entry in the series would be free-to-play and without...

fsxylo,

We’re releasing 100 chairs each sold separately.

fsxylo,

This doesn’t help people who were already knee deep in a project.

I might invest in some cheap liquor instead.

Unity reveals plans to charge per game install, drawing criticism from development community (www.eurogamer.net)

Unity has announced dramatic changes to its Unity Engine business model which will see its introduce a monthly fee per game install beginning on 1st January next year - a move that has already send shockwaves across the development community....

fsxylo,

Throws year long project in the trash

fsxylo,

Seriously, they think I turned off Naruto because of the basic drama? No, I turned it off because hearing the orange jumpsuit ninja(???) Talk for 5 seconds made my ears crave chopsticks.

fsxylo,

Give ownership rights to the AI just to piss them off.

fsxylo,

That’s when I throw the fucker on their front porch.

fsxylo,

And the actual animal is scarier.

fsxylo,

I also think there are too many souls likes.

If you told 15 year old me that I’d be nostalgic for scifi shooters they’d scoff.

fsxylo,

Not using Science flavored horoscopes.

fsxylo,

God I wish I loved this game as much as I love the headlines it makes, but my max CHA archfey warlock failing every other persuasion roll just left a bad taste in my mouth.

fsxylo,

The save scumming is what pulled me out of the game. :( Felt like I was meta gaming and I didn’t want to do that in a D&D game.

fsxylo,

Yes, but on the way I tripped over a black cat and fell under a ladder onto a mirror, which then broke.

fsxylo,

I never thought about it like this, but lord farquaad is absolutely an incel.

fsxylo,

100 years from now the story is that she gave a dead man their eyesight back.

fsxylo,

Half of that is true at best.

fsxylo,

When I was a kid Lego mindstorm was the shit but I don’t know if Lego even sells that anymore. But my advice is find some robot kit with a building block scripting language.

Alternatively download unreal engine 4, learn how to use blueprints and show them how to make simple games, as that is another “building block” scripting language.

Edit: oh, not “from scratch”, “using Scratch” haha oops. My bad.

fsxylo,

Can we still follow through with defederating them? This is definitely a ploy so they can start back up whenever they want.

fsxylo,

I wasn’t expecting “five of dipshit” today and now I can’t stop laughing.

fsxylo,

I really expected more

I’m sorry, but why? Why do people do this every time a new game comes out? This is what Bethesda does, and Microsoft isn’t much better.

Every new game it’s like people forget what these companies do.

You should’ve expected a Bethesda game.

Btw elder scrolls 6 will suck, too.

fsxylo,

Eh? Point out at what point in my life I ever gave a shit about no man’s sky…

Did you reply to the wrong person or…?

fsxylo,

They are worth less than the dirt beneath our fingernails.

Clean your fingernails, dirty fingernail dumb ass.

fsxylo, (edited )

Oh man! This game is finally coming out! I’m so excited and…

The Chinese Room

FUCKING goddamn I hate that studio.

Specifically Dan Pinchbeck. Dude thinks he’s god’s gift to game design despite making walking sims. He got in hot water a while ago for talking shit about fans when his amnesia game wasn’t universally praised. Blah blah we don’t understand horror and video games… standard hipster shit.

Not to mention… they make walking sims… I guess we’ll never get a real VTM game.

fsxylo,

The excuses are always weak because no is trying to convince you or even themselves. They’re politely telling you to fuck off because your type is known for being confrontational and they don’t want to be dragged into an argument.

You’re trying to tell people to cut off the majority of their food supply. That’s an idea that is frankly absurd for most people and it’s a little annoying that egoactivist vegans haven’t taken the hint.

fsxylo,

Keeping programming as far away from my relationships as possible.

Instead, I distract them with the fact that I’m a pretty damned good cook and know where the best hole in the wall restaurants are.

fsxylo,

“karlach” “act 1”

Oh, that makes two companions I missed. Oops.

fsxylo,

Yeah the first boss isn’t a great first impression. I knew I could beat it in <5 tries but what annoyed me was how boring it was. Basically shoot at the broad side of a barn while hiding behind cover.

fsxylo,

Because fuck them. This is step one of their 20 step plan to do evil shit.

fsxylo,

Homophobes have big “Stop having fun!” Energy.

Does anyone else act more 'human' when solving captchas?

Whenever I have to do a captcha where you must select all tiles with bicycles, I know I can just click through super fast, but I feel like that might make the website suspicious, so I purposefully slow down like “Geez, this is a melon-scratcher!” or click and then unclick a tile like “whoops, silly me, thats an umbrella...

fsxylo,

I’m sure at least one DDOS attack came from someone frustrated with captcha.

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