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That’s actually more or less how it used to work. You’d plug your computer directly to the internet and connect that way. You’d have to dial into the internet. Constantly being online was a novelty. Especially when you paid by the minute. But then people started having more than one PC and thus home routers became a thing.

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That’s why God invented crossposts. Just vent in both!

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I’d ask myself if Patrick Stewart was somewhere nearby.

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Someone gave me a usb stick with a few kindle books on it one time, that was nice.

A friend once made a “mixtape” on a USB stick. Instead of mixing music tracks it contained whole albums. The girl he gave it to exclaimed “A USB stick! How nice!”

So make sure to let them know that the contents are the gift.

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Good god, I feared that it was a new game by the Thi4f guys.

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I always wondered why Steam or GOG didn’t try to branch out into Android gaming. There are several games that are available on PC and Android. That would have been a great way, especially for these friendly companies, to gain a foothold.

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Not much, I’m just lying on the other side of the bed. Although my pillow has been replaced with a garbage bag.

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This pops up every now and then. This is exactly the same as subs on reddit with the same topic but different names. Usually one gets bigger than the other and thus attracts more users. The other one might die or live on.

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Die Schneeballschlachten zwischen Raucherecke und Rest vom Schulhof waren immer legendär.

Die Bälle verdunkelten die Sonne.

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Good idea. Let’s see if Jerboa supports this…

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Kenne den mit “um Ihre Tochter zu ficken”. Aber die Monty Python Referenz hat es wieder gut gemacht.

Mein Vater hat den mal auf ner Familienfeier erzählt und wir haben uns dann einen Spaß daraus gemacht verschiedene Namen für verschiedene Sprachen zu finden und den Witz zu übersetzen. Das müssen 5 Versionen gewesen sein oder so.

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Bei uns in der Familie heißt es “das Grüne”, weil meine Tochter weiß, dass dadurch die Pizza gut schmeckt, obwohl es grün wie Gemüse ist.

Aber am schlimmsten war die Gewürzdose auf der Oreganum stand. Nicht Origanum (der wissenschaftliche Name) sondern Oreganum.

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Huh? She already got a new ending. Saw it the other day, I loved it.

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Was ist mit Worten wie “Handy” oder “Public Viewing”? Englische Herkunft aber vollkommen andere Bedeutung auf Deutsch?

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I mean, they did put up an official guide on how to use their cloud gaming on the Deck. But it would sure be nice if they enabled a way to play the games locally.

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The only way to get it on the Deck is with cloud gaming or by installing Windows.

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Der ist bestimmt einfach nur ein Maulwurf von der CDU und der SPD, um alle Parteien die gefährlich werden könnten auszuschalten.

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I used to play Doom with keyboard only. Right hand on the arrow keys, while the left hand shot with Ctrl, ran with Shift, activated with Space and toggled strafing with Alt. I even played Descent with the arrow keys. It took me hours to get the perfect keybindings for that one down. I think I flew up and down with A and Z.

Jedi Knight was the first game I played with mouselook. Not with WASD, but with the numpad. I thought I was a genius for discovering that. I put my main force powers around that and probably switched weapons with the mouse wheel.

Can’t remember when I switched to WASD. Probably around Unreal or Half Life.

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Been binging on Buffy lately. So the theme song is stuck in my head.

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In German people tend to increase “only” (das einzige). As in, they say something is the “onliest” (das einzigste). It’s usually a good indicator of someone’s education.

In many regions it is common to do comparisons with “as” (wie). As in “My dog is bigger as yours” instead of “My dog is bigger than yours”. The most infuriating thing about this is that most people doing that mistake don’t even acknowledge that it is one. At least people who say “onliest” can be convinced that it is wrong.

Technically not an error but still annoying is to append an apostrophe and an s to a name to indicate the genitive. Like in “Anna’s food is good”. In German that should be written as “Annas Essen ist gut”. But due to many people making the same mistake (I guess also because we’re used to it from English sentences) it has been allowed to use an apostrophe. So in that case I’m just a grumpy old guy.

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Nice, very interesting find.

Also, I’ve never been called a Grammar Nazi more elegantly.

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Unsere Steuereinnahmen!

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Schamloser Selbst-Dildo: Hat jemand Diarrhoe gesagt?

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Same. Long Covid has me tied to my bed and with the Steam Deck I can at least get some gaming to pass the time. It’s awesome!

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For years there was the “Phantom”, a notorious criminal, haunting all of Europe. DNA testing revealed that it was a female and her crimes ranging from petty theft to murder were seemingly unrelated to each other. That each of them were done in different countries didn’t make solving the case any easier.

But eventually they did solve it. They found the woman working in a cotton swab factory. Turned out many police departments were using the wrong type of swabs. So there seem to be more than one way to incorrectly use cotton swabs.

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Probably not all the swabs. Maybe just packaging. That way her DNA would’ve only gone to some swabs and thus making it take longer to find the error.

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At least they are giving out the tools needed to keep it alive. Much better than most other games, especially those from big publishers.

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Depends™

If I don’t expect many changes I would do a simple HTML page. Maybe with PHP to include the layouts on multiple sites.

If I or a relative should be able to edit it now and then I would use WordPress without any plugins. Set it to auto-update and call it a day.

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Oh, nein, habe ich etwa die Sendung verpasst? Welch Schmerz, welch Pein!

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I’ve seen so many audio changes on Linux. But Pipewire is the first one without any negatives.

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Hoffentlich sind die Hausschuhe für den auch runtergesetzt.

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I would never ever reveal my real identity here!!!

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I don’t know what you’re thinking. Judging by the other comment it accidentally might be. It was my first domain for a kind of Star Wars role playing group. I just didn’t want it to go to waste thus used it for my personal instance.

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Unfortunately I never played the game back then. Didn’t have the money.

It stands for Star Wars Genealogy. We were spoofing how everybody in Star Wars is somehow related to each other.

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I was really surprised (and annoyed) to see some ads on Twitch yesterday.

nix zu wetten dass...? ? German

na, habt ihr euch gestern auch angesschaut wie opa tommi das “letzte Mal” durch seine Show stolpert? Ich hab mich ja über Helene gefreut, kann die Musik nicht leiden, aber die Frau ist ne Maschine. Die Kollegin von ihr war auch super aufm Sofa. Und Take That waren erstaunlich Menschlich. Gut, dass es jetzt erst mal vorbei...

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Leider leider lag die Fernbedienung am anderen Ende des Raumes. Da konnte ich es nicht gucken. 🤷

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Subscribed new. I have lots of time to kill. And since I’m using my own instance there is no sense in using any other feed, as almost every community reaching my small server is one I am subscribed to.

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Schreib das lieber morgen nochmal wenn du nüchtern bist.

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Aber 97 % Rabatt!!!

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Umso besser, gleich 194 % Rabatt!

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Mir egal. Hauptsache mein Hamster ist glücklich.

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This really depends on where you live and what the laws there are. But most analytics usually already come with a policy you can copy and paste.

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Someone sending out hundreds of notices about that in Germany was barred from doing that by a court. So I guess it’s all right.

Personally I wouldn’t like to depend so much on external services anyways. I’d rather host everything myself.

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Medium

But if you don’t play long sessions higher values should be feasible. Textures mostly just impact VRAM and not performance.

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