Slinky5737

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Slinky5737,

When the US overthrows a government, they install a King™

If you had a one-way ticket to Jan 1, 1999 that departs on Jan 1, 2024, and you are allowed to bring whatever fits into a backpack with you, what would you bring to use to take over the world, and how would you use it? (kbin.social)

Assume that the future can change based on your actions, so any historical information that you bring along with you from the intervening 25 years may quickly drift out of the new realities history....

Slinky5737,

Is Wendy’s still doing the sassy Twitter (now known as “X, formerly known as Twitter”) schtick?

Slinky5737,

Yeah, it’s a Prius, сука

Slinky5737,

But only if he maintains a training regimen on par with Hugh Jackman’s for Wolverine. I want to see squiggly veins in Ernest’s biceps.

Slinky5737,

Exxon -> Sexxon (I got my mom’s permission before posting this)

Slinky5737,

According to certain Christian sects, if you don’t believe in a god but still live a good and moral life, you’ll spend eternity as a side character in the Windows 95 video guide.

Slinky5737,

Simply stack the two kings (after declaring “king me,” of course). You may now move the stacked kings in any direction. If a piece, including a queen, attempts to capture the stacked kings, the demotion sound from Super Mario Bros. is played, the top king is removed, and the bottom king may capture the attacking piece.

Therefore, this is not mate.

Slinky5737,

It is now protected under the SCOTUS decision in the Obergfell case.

Slinky5737,

Pass me the shovel because I dig this hard. Thanks for sharing.

Slinky5737,

This was a challenging wank, but not an impossible one.

Slinky5737,

Ha, look at these idiots who still think the moon is real.

Slinky5737,

Can any of you weed smokers explain why you like weeds to me?

Am social smoker but weed has always tasted like shit to me

Work in an environment where the default hangout is my basement so naturally have to partake

“Wow I could have just had a drink” is usually my first thought after every hangout

“How do people get addicted to this shit” is usually my second thought

Have tried many, did not like a single one

lol you’re just smoking glorified oregano

Suggest some to me

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