Not in the slightest since I’m still in bed, and not wearing any clothes.
A couple of hours later and I might’ve ended up naked in the middle of the street. In that case… scream and quickly stop before I draw too much attention. And then… run into a clothing store and quickly put something on. Oh, but first collect my bag so I can pay for the clothes. I… do get to keep my bag, right?
Suddenly I’ve had a weekend like in my 20s, but I didn’t have to spend a bunch of money on overpriced cocktails.
The real question is, do I magically end up with a boring, closeted “straight” guy who pumps and runs directly afterwards, or am I just walking home naked? Because depending on how that answers, it’s either a weekend from my early 20s, or my vacation to Mexico a few years back.
Ugh, first I teleport three feet to the side and no later than 24 hrs I’m suddenly stark naked? It’s going to take a toll on my mental health for sure, but other than that I’ll be really frustrated because I’m wearing my favourite shirt right now
Really depends on whether that includes the hairties holding my pigtails in place. If the pigtails stay, I think I can still walk out of this sports bar with my dignity intact.
Oh, because the rest of my outfit was just work clothes and I was tired of wearing them anyway. But I put the pigtails in braids on purpose, I’d just done it, and it looked super cute.
Okay, it took me too long to realise that you were talking about a sports bra and not a bar.
I kept thinking to myself if sports bar was like this place where people were too engrossed in drinking protein shakes to not pay attention to a naked person.
OP is talking about people being butt-naked in this winter. Err, if you have longer pigtails, I guess you could do something of that situation.
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