Lophostemon

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Lophostemon,

He really should stop smoking.

Lophostemon,

NO!!! Don’t you DARE fucking LAUGH!!!

/s

Lophostemon,

On a slight tangent, how come in the Mad Max movies (not the first one) the ‘societies’ he encounters seem to be the products of multi-generational effort, especially Fury Road.

In the first one, there’s a more or less functional world almost as we know it. Then he goes out into the deserts and it’s like 100 years passes.

Lophostemon,

That one thing, with the whatchamacallit that does that super useful thing…

You know…

Lophostemon,

I’m seeing the Coyote’s stunned blackened face, in my mind eye.

Lophostemon,

With an inbred fascist as the new prime minister I’m not surprised.

Lophostemon,

I wanted to see it blow up!

Lophostemon,

I’d love that on a tshirt

Lophostemon,

Sterling.

No I won’t accept any other answers.

Lophostemon,

Bah ha ha! What an awkward looking bunch of twats.

Lophostemon,

Good idea!

Lophostemon,

LOL

Lophostemon,

How lovely for you. Bless your heart.

Lophostemon,

Exactly

Lophostemon,

And what the hell is karma worth here?

Lophostemon,

The ‘All’ feed could be considered a blessing or a curse.

Nevermind the bots.

If a [insert random community] post pops up and I comment on it then they get shitty and say “well why did you come in here to this niche subject and post?”

I think… “If it’s delivered to me in the ‘All’ feed then it’s fair game to post in.”

If people don’t want ‘outsiders’ in their “safe space” then perhaps some communities shouldn’t have their feeds set to shout their content to the whole Fediverse.

Lophostemon,

Thanks I will, but the theme of the community is not what I object to, it’s the link to Reddit content.

Lophostemon,

Sho nuff

Lophostemon,

How does a diesel sub get the oxygen to function? And where does the exhaust go?

Lophostemon,

Orban needs a nice vacation.

How often to you bail on a half-written post or response?

I have had a tendency since my earliest days on social media where I will get halfway or more through a response, and end up just cancelling it. Sometimes I feel like I’m just being to over the top with snark or otherwise don’t want to be that kind of person, but a lot of the time I’ll decide I just really don’t care...

Lophostemon,

Yeah that’s something I’d never do because it just seems

Lophostemon,

WTF is the West letting China get a foothold ?

Lophostemon,

Yeah, he’s a fuckin loose cannon that one.

Lophostemon,

Is this something to do with crap cryptocurrency?

Lophostemon,

The amazing thing about fish owls is how they can breathe underwater using hidden gills. Some researchers speculate that the species evolved from a freakish and sick romance between an owl who caught a salmon and instead of eating it, fell in love and started a long-term relationship with it, eventually having 6 kids, a dog and a house in the suburbs.

Lophostemon,

The Adventures of Buckeroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.

Lophostemon,

A Powerful Owl once attempted to make off with my mother-in-law, lifting her several metres into the sky and mostly ripping off her head before dropping her into a tangle of exotic brambles.

She recovered quickly however and is still shrieking instructions to all concerned at all times, despite the eventual loss of her head due to massive infection, probably because the silly owl never cleans its claws.

Lophostemon,

Those are cooked fries on the counter.

A grater cannot cook the potato slices to look like that during slicing.

Also, no grater I’ve ever encountered can produce square slices like that.

I DONT THINK THIS IS REAL!!!

Those elves are NOT REALLY MURDERING THAT CHRISTMAS POTATO BY RUNNING IT UP AND DOWN A GRATER!1!!1

FAKE NEWS EBRYBODY!!!11

Lophostemon,

Says China, who frequently engages in confrontations.

Lophostemon,

A flute carved from a stick of fuckwit.

Lophostemon,

The hilarious thing about the Barking Owl is that when it ‘barks’ it sounds like a human saying the word “Woof”. Literally pronouncing it.

Lophostemon,

Why are there millions of Cambodian kids in hell? Surely they were innocents and don’t deserve that?

Lophostemon,

The idea that anyone could have the gumption to have lackeys order people not to make eye contact, is breathtakingly shitty.

Even the Queen never ordered that sort of crap.

Lophostemon,

They’d have to get down on their knees and probably tousle his hair, saying “hello little fella! How are you today? Have you had a nap today?”

Warwick Davis certainly towers over him, metaphorically anyway, if we’re talking about morals, ethics and humility.

Lophostemon,

So theoretically if you didn’t need more than one device at your end connected, you could (in theory) plug the internet cable straight into a pc. In theory.

Lophostemon,

Thanks for all the responses. V interesting.

The other day while shopping for a new modem-router, we kept finding good deals only to realise that they were only routers. No fibre-to-the-house for us yet so dems no good. Don’t want to chase around finding a separate modem too. Got a TP-Link Deco in the end. It seemed the easiest / best thing available to the physical Saturday consumer in need.

Lophostemon,

Sure. Sounds good. I saw lots of stand-alone routers on the shelves, but nary a solo modem.

My query was purely theoretical anyway.

Lophostemon,

Even formerly genecided ethnicities need a hobby.

Lophostemon,

It’s like a ‘pay it forward’ thing for coffee, except for genocide.

Everyone wins!

Lophostemon,

That’s a subtly too far for the joke though.

Besides, not all Zionists (I’m sure) support the swivel-eyed violent settlers taking even more land from Palestinians.

Far out eh? Religion and greed causes so much evil.

Lophostemon,

Underpants, shoes.

That’s it.

Why is everything in consumer / American life so fucking shitty now - and companies literally just say 'oh bc profit margins' and we're now expected to swallow that and sympathize?

like I went to taco bell and they didn’t even have napkins out. they had the other stuff just no napkins, I assume because some fucking ghoul noticed people liked taking them for their cars so now we just don’t get napkins! so they can save $100 per quarter rather than provide the barest minimum quality of life features.

Lophostemon,

I was just thinking how captured the basic necessity of hydration has become. So many people have become fooled into emptying their pockets to buy soda etc. and the idea of merely drinking normal water is not enough. Plus the lack of enforcement to regulate a universally clean water supply to all areas. I mean… clean accessible water is a super basic foundation of civilisation. Now corporations have diverted that need into profit and almost certainly helped derail any plans to ensure that water is safe and drinkable.

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